Harry Potter AU. Harvey wishes he could attribute it all to his Slytherin cunning, but the truth is, it's mostly a combination of Ross's family heritage, coincidence, and pure luck that leads to their first meeting on the Hogwarts Express. (Or, Mike is a Veela, and Harvey defends him from his adoring masses.)

Tony's daemon was named Jarvis. In Afghanistan, they were separated, perhaps severed. In desperation, in vengeance, he forged a sky armour, another soul, like the Panserbjorne before him.

IM/HDM fusion. Set in an alternate version of the first IM movie, the three months in Afghanistan.

So anyway! I offer this up for your enjoyment! It's untitled, about 4,500 words, has no warnings and is rated PG-13 for swearing. The pairings are Kari/Tory/Gwen (planned), Morgana/Grant (nascent) and Merlin/Arthur (implied). Mostly it's a medieval mythbusters AU with bonus Gaius and Geoffrey of Monmouth being giant nerds. There are exploding privy jokes. It is incomplete, containing only a beginning, end, and a single scene from the middle, and I hereby disown all further responsibility for it.

It's tough being a twenty-something witch in a modern world.

Tougher still, when everyone expects your daemon to fly away (Darcy was always more of a homebody).

Stiles knows he's a weird kid. What with his dad being sheriff of Halloween Town and his mother the fairest Christmas snow angel in all of Holiday Land. They apparently met when The Pumpkin King went on a holiday bender and stole Christmas. Though it doesn't help him now as he runs through the graveyard and up the spiral hill. Jackson and his vampire groupies hot at his heels.

Stiles can’t be the only one who thinks that letting the grumpy alien dude join their off-world team is a bad idea. Sure, he saved them all from the slavering dog-beast of PX-302, but all the glowering and growling is really sort of off-putting.

Often, strangers would look at me, with my cane and my wolfsister, and either understand nothing about us at all, or think they understood far too much. The young man with the test tube only shook my hand, with a strength I should hardly have credited him, and said, "You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive."
For the Psychic Wolves for Lupercalia challenge

Jensen has a knack for adapting his orders in ways that get interesting results.

An accident triggers unexpected changes in Jeeves’s life -- and in Bertie’s.

Four times Danny threatened to leave Atlantis, and one time he meant it. (SGA fusion)

Ten years after the Battle for Naboo, a Jedi wakes up alone in the desert.

Written for the second round of daisychain_drabs, heavily inspired by a scene in Warren Ellis's Transmetropolitan: One More Time, in which a group of cyberpunk, futuristic journalists have a live feed of a police crackdown they need to keep broadcasting and one of them has an influential father who can harbour the site owner while the others go off to do Great Feats of Monstering (publicly barraging politicians with questions to expose their behaviour).

In at least one universe, Rupert Giles became a fighter pilot.
...ahem. Sort of.

Generation Kill/Princess Diaries Fusion, Nate/Brad

Adventures of the bronze dragonrider B'ton and his dragon Dieth

1) Contrary to popular belief - or what would be popular belief if anyone bothered to remember the Hidden Mountain existed - the village's emblem isn't a stylized peak or a mountain range.

It's a school.

Bertie Wooster's in the supernatural soup! After a swinging party in New York leaves him accidentally affianced to an elven heiress with more than the usual amount of matrimonial influence to throw around, where's a young gent to turn? Why, to old acquaintance Harold 'Mimsy' Dresden, part time investigator, part time stage magician, full time wizard. Together they'll have to scuttle Bertie's engagement and solve the mystery of a missing sword that could completely upend the New York social scene. In their corner they have their manservants--the inimitable Jeeves and the Machiavellian Johnson--as well as a tiny bouncer, a massive bookseller, and a shady informant who likes his payment in dirty novels. Arrayed against them are Mimsy's parole officer and Bertie's fellow suitors. Oh, and the entire might of the Old Families, those inscrutable Unseelie socialites who can't touch iron and won't ever let you out of a debt... or an engagement.

In which the Dendarii Free Mercenaries go somewhat beyond the bounds of their mission, the Queen of Attolia gains an admirer, and the chickens of Aral Vorkosigan's misspent youth come home to, er, roost. Crack-fic or crossover of alarming plausibility? You decide!

Set somewhere between Cetaganda and Mirror Dance, and after A Conspiracy of Kings

Demons don't have daemons. Daemons are everything a demon is not: soul, light, language.

Harvey wishes he could attribute it all to his Slytherin cunning, but the truth is, it's mostly a combination of Ross's family heritage, coincidence, and pure luck that leads to their first meeting on the Hogwarts Express. (Or, Mike is a Veela, and Harvey defends him from his adoring masses.)

Kaito's daemon settled the day they laid his father's ashes to rest.

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson are on their way to Hogwarts. Sherlock is determined to live in an empty House, but things don't quite work out according to plan.

In the caves of Afghanistan, John died once already. But in a world ruled by creatures more terrible than divine, death isn't always permanent, and when a half-human stranger stumbles into his life, John has to decide what he hates more: the Royal bloodline, or that peculiar heart which won't let him die...

Ariadne survived Nikolaos by keeping her head down and playing as harmless as a young master vampire can; Jean-Claude's rule is better, but she still dreams of freedom. When bounty hunters Dominic Cobb and Arthur come to St. Louis seeking revenge for the death of Dom's wife, they set off a storm of events that may grant Ariadne's wish in a most unexpected way. Arthur/Ariadne/Eames, past Dom/Mal.

The war raged across moons and planets. Browncoats versus Purple-bellies. Malcolm Reynolds fought for the Browncoat rebels... men and women who felt that the Alliance and civilized core planets were taking too much control of the rest of the system. They wanted their freedom. They lost. James Joseph Womak was a commander for the Alliance, proud to wear the purple uniform and determined to bring justice to the common farmers who lived rough lives on an outer rim dominated by smugglers and slavers and criminals. His side won, but he still lost. A shadowy group called the Institute took a little too much interest in a rare genetic gift of enhanced senses, and now he's on the run.

Two bitter old war horses really aren't good at forgiving or forgetting or letting evil grow like mold in those dark corners of the universe where other men are afraid to look.

While John and Sherlock have been spying and building alliances up on the Northern border of Gaaldine, various tensions are coming to a head in Brendelhame, the provincial capital. The last day of the Crown Princess Charis's solo visit to the city coincides with a local festival to celebrate the defeat of a Gondalian force there two centuries earlier. At which point a rigidly moralistic Bishop, who sees all tactics as legitimate in the war against Sin, decides to preach a sermon on the evils of the sexes straying from their God-appointed spheres. With a drink-fuelled mob on the rampage and numerous competing factions ready to take advantage of any opening all hell is about to break loose.

Mal would recognize the compact, long-haired man in the worn duds anywhere.

Snatches of Dean's life through an infusion with His Dark Materials.

I never hid the scar. I wore it as a symbol of shame, of the banished prince... but I never hid from it. I could never hide what my daemon is, either. Or what she isn't. Avatar/His Dark Materials Xover

The dying King of Gondal lays a solemn trust on John Watson, court physician; at all costs to keep the fourteen year-old Crown Princess Charis out of the clutches of the corrupt Heir of Gondal. Which means arranging her marriage to Sherlock, heir to the neighbouring throne of Gaaldine, Gondal's traditional enemy. John escorts the Crown Princess to her wedding, acutely aware of the pressure of history and unspoken - unspeakable - secrets which he had thought buried forever.

This was set mostly in the x-men universe but i tried to incorporate the a:tla as much as I could. also, (the cave by mumford and son's was kinda perfect for this song, so there's that.)
Summery: He never asks. [Wolverine & Toph]

Fusion with Ursula le Guin's planet O. In a world with very different marriage rules, a noble wedding and a magical threat still can't make Merlin, Arthur, Gwen and Morgana talk about their feelings.

Unlike most of the Atlantis gate teams, SGA-12 was formed pretty much before they ever set foot in the Pegasus galaxy, so they didn't really have to do team bonding exercises or trust falls or anything like that (which was good, because Tony wasn't sure he wanted a run-in with McGee's scrawny nerd-arms).

For the blackdress_adam crossover, a fusion with His Dark Materials.

For those of you who are wary of Merlin or Entourage or a bit of RPF/S, I can only say that I hope you'll give it a shot anyway. I don't think you'll be disappointed; well, at least I'm not.

Harry Potter AU. In which they form a study group, Dom’s pigheaded, Arthur has a crush, and Eames is just amused as hell by it all.

Dex. Ronon Dex. [James Bond fusion]

When Brendon Urie starts at Hogwarts, he has no idea what his first year will hold for him. He doesn't know that he will meet and befriend Spencer Smith, Ryan Ross and Jonathan Walker, or that a secret chamber will be opened in the school, with a monster issuing forth to Petrify Muggleborn students. He doesn't know that he will have friends, and enemies, and people who are both or neither.

Most of all, he doesn't know that Fred and George Weasley have, as a somewhat ill-advised joke, decided to mess with the Sorting Hat prior to the Welcoming Feast. The House Brendon is about to be Sorted into is perhaps not the one the Sorting Hat would have chosen for him—had it been sober.

Key Bearer Kairi has captured every card except the elusive Earthy, but that's about to change. And what is that about a Moon Guardian?
A/N: Written for [info]springkink: Kairi/Sora/Riku - Cardcaptor AU, Sora as the sun guardian and Riku as the moon guardian - the form you were destined to be

Mycroft must approve of John's new position in Sherlock's life, because the next day he receives a text message from the man that doesn't seem to be addressed to or about Sherlock. His Dark Materials fusionfic. Follows Asteroidea and is a direct sequel to Highly Intelligent, Observant, and Destructive When Bored.

In Afghanistan, the supplies tell him when they're running low, and the cars always, always tell him when strangers have touched them, and John gets known as having a knack (paranoia, his men call it, but he's never missed a single car bomb) for keeping his men safe.

Four never-before-published oral histories, with footnotes.

Sam hates the game of Pass the Cat.

In a world where advanced mechanics and firepower rub elbows with high magic and ancient relics, Zolf Kimberly has built the Crimson Flames to be the best mercenary company east of Archadia. Combining infantry with elemental black magic, the Flames are versatile, professional, highly effective, and willing to ground your enemy to dust, for the right price. Synergy tells the tale of the Crimson Flames and their devious Captain, whose tendency to gather what others throw away reaps him a larger reward than he ever expected.

""C'mon, Cas, it's like we're Mulder and Scully, this is totally X-Files," he says expansively, waving a hand around. It makes his tie flap and momentarily obscure the new and distracting belt buckle that just says "LUCKY" in huge, embarrassing reflective script in the early morning light. Castiel just stares blankly at him.

"I don't know what that means," Cas replies. Dean sighs and rubs the bridge of his nose under the bright yellow sunglasses."

Length: 27,000 wordsish.

This world has probably never shown up in a Quantum Mirror. This is just because the Narrative Gods of Comedy have yet to catch wind of it.

The at-long-last-completed SPN/My Neighbor Totoro fusion. I

Kingdom Hearts AU, Inception-verse. Sora's team has a run-in with another set of extractors. Unfortunately, they both have the same target in mind.

Look, I don't even know how to classify this. It's... simultaneously a high school AU and a crossover fic? Or several?

Back when all he had was their names and a list of suspected crimes a mile long, Nate had played a guessing game with himself. Knowing those forms would tell him a lot. For a comment_fic prompt for a Dark Materials AU - they all have daemons.

Leverage/Firefly fusion, set in the Leverage 'verse. Simon Tam, a successful doctor, hires the Leverage team to get his sister River out of the psychiatric clinic she's being held in.

Oh god. So. [info]cacklebang and I were having a conversation about the parallels between the Battle of Serenity and the Battle of Rutenberg. Only two survivors. Both browncoats. Both main characters have incredible war emo. Etc. So I get a requst to write "Captain Conrad" on my drabble meme. Er. Five (long!) drabbles later... here they are, in all their oh my god what the fuck glory.

There are probably easier ways to find love than jumping off of cliffs, running away from guards, and joining up with pirates. Too bad Morgana couldn't think of any.

It's up to John Sheppard and Team Pretty of the Zelenka Institute for Aerodynamics, Engineering and Strategic Planning to find out what Kolya of the Genii Liberation League wants with the McKay siblings.

When Stalag 13 is accidentally bombed and the misguided American captain crash lands nearby, an interesting new prisoner joins the ranks at Stalag 13. Hogan uses Captain Ellison's unusual sensory talents to test the loyalties of an unconventional scientist. Meanwhile, as Ellison and Professor "Sanders" form a friendship, Hogan deals with disturbing news from home and unsettling feelings for one of his men.

James Joseph Womak was a commander for the Alliance, proud to wear the purple uniform and determined to bring justice to the common farmers who lived rough lives on an outer rim dominated by smugglers and slavers and criminals. His side won, but he still lost. A shadowy group called the Institute took a little too much interest in a rare genetic gift of enhanced senses, and now he's on the run.

Two bitter old war horses really aren't good at forgiving or forgetting or letting evil grow like mold in those dark corners of the universe where other men are afraid to look.

In the world Ronon works in, Chuck Norris doesn't check beneath his bed at night in case Teyla Emmagan is lurking there.

[In which I take a bunch of characters and worlds, mash them together like play-dough, make up a dubious future-dystopian plot to go along with, stir vigorously,]
Squall Leonheart wakes up into the middle of a conspiracy and a mystery, but at least he's not the only one.

One-shot. Some monsters are more welcome than others. Cid/Vincent's Nobodies. Implied Riku/Sora. Shounen-ai.

SDRNR: 01: Kissing Cousins
Zack/Demyx. explicit. ~2000 words.
“You say that kind of stuff on purpose so I can’t hate you,” Demyx accuses, burying his face in Zack’s shoulder. This probably looks kind of — okay, it probably looks really funny, but whatever.

"Neal is Kryptonian" fic snippet

When John finally snaps and declares himself His Highness the Royal Emperor and Grand Poohbah of the Whole Entire Pegasus Galaxy, his first imperial decree is going to be that Dr. Frank Iero is never allowed to have any ideas at all, ever again, until the very end of time, forever.

Some days, it's like the world is laughing at you.

At first, Kakashi was mostly sure he had lost his mind.

Valdemaran Stellar Portals (shared SG:1/SG:A/Valdemar AU)

I whistled through my teeth--one of those habits Keeper'd tried to beat out of me and never managed--and looked at the two portraits, side by side, identical to the last blonde hair.

[How I Met Your Mother//Stargate Atlantis/Leverage] Now, I have to admit, this wasn't the first time we'd been assigned temporary members, usually while your uncle Barney was imprisoned on other planets, on trial on other planets, being pelted with rotten fruit at the town square on other planets, or attending another sensitivity seminar. We'd had marines and we'd had scientists, and once we had a supposed refugee from RDS-462 who turned out to be a mad priest and tried to sacrifice your aunt Lily to the Ancients. All of them, including the fake refugee guy, tended to find our team a little... weird. Parker and Hardison didn't find us weird. That really should have been the first sign that something was very wrong.

It wasn't all that unusual for people to hide their daemons; Merlin, however, seems to be taking it a little far.

Tricksters Choice/DCU fusion. "The role of long-lost heir to the throne and incidentally direct representative of a god will be played by James Jesse. Who gets to fly, so should stop complaining about all the work involved."

Rodney's friendship with John Sheppard had to be the oddest relationship he'd ever had, with the possible exception of the one he'd had with his mother. But then considering that John hailed from a small planet somewhere near Betelgeuse and was actually a man-eating lizard underneath his ridiculously attractive (fake) exterior, the oddness was kind of inevitable. [SGA/Visitors fusion]

"Welcome to Fangtasia," he says into the microphone, and grins sharply. "Eric says drink more."
(American Idol/True Blood AU, Kris/Adam)

Zack and Cloud are on the run from ShinRa

“Seems like overkill, sending a dragon to McMurdo.”

John kept his face blank, even though O’Neill couldn’t see him from behind. He probably didn’t know. “He likes it here. So do I, kinda.”

"Technically, the project is code-named the Weir Industries 2000, but unfortunately it shortens to WITT and that just sounds silly."
Notes: Knight Rider fusion. I AM SO SORRY.

Rodney as a reluctant Herald trainee, with Cadman as his Companion.
[eventual John/Rodney]