The one where Klaus' mother was a fairy.

When Frank had imagined the joy of finally finding a helpless thrall who would tilt back his neck for him, displaying the jugular with a undertone of love and utter submission, he didn't really expect it to include the joy of being bent almost in two while his mate fucked the living shit out of him.

Tintin is the mermaid (to be precise, merman) and Haddock is the prince he'll save from the ocean!
[multiple fills]

Cris is a half-demon. Ricky is a priest.

“I’m not your Alpha! Stop acting like I am!”
Werewolf AU

Lestrade fulfills his Fae Family's Marriage Debt and gets engaged to Mycroft Holmes, solving one Family's problem--only to gain a whole slew of new ones. (24,219 words)

The one where Klaus' mother was a fairy.

It's different in the dark.

Castiel is bad at relationships. Exasperated by his little brother, Gabriel decides to set him up with one of his Trickster friends, a demi-god of the roadways named Dean.

AU in which Neal has survived his reckless art-thief career mostly because he has a literal guardian angel. (Guess who.)

He'd made one harmless quip about backpedaling diva heiresses when she'd refused to sign the deal he'd been working through for the past three weeks and ended up a kitten.

Steve/Danny, Jenna/Kono, Chin/Malia.
Cupid goes undercover in Hawaii, under the name 'Jenna Kaye' ♥

It doesn't surprise Arthur when he hears, eventually, that they've developed a reputation for fighting like cats and dogs—since, in a sense, they are those things.
[AKA GRATUITOUS CATBOY/WEREWOLF PR0N.]

The one where Danny is a mermaid.

For the DCMK Kinkmeme prompt:Give me tiger sex, dear anon writer. Hot and hard and fast and NOW.

Danny has a secret.

New relationships are hard enough when it's just two guys against the world. Falling for his best friend/War veteran/telepathic-dragon is the best and worst thing that's ever happened but however much Adam loves Kris, he's starting to worry that it won't be enough.

"You got what you wanted, Adam." Actually, it sounds like she calls him "dragon," but she's a ways a way. Kris never thought he'd have to talk to her about the proper way to speak to customers -- even ones you know personally -- but he makes a mental note. "So just leave, okay? Go back to where you came from."

"I'm not finished!"

"Oh, right. You expect me to believe you're hanging around for the pancakes?"

John's a Weaver, capable of channeling the abstract into fabric. After meeting Sherlock, his abilities are put to the test more than ever. Word Count: ~2000.

“Call if you need me,” Arthur says, “and I’ll come.”

Killing the dragon is not Kris’s first quest ever, but he thinks probably it’ll end up being his last. (He’s really hoping that at least the eating happens after the dying.)

Dealing with Hibari and Yamamoto requires a great deal of forbearance; it's a good thing Tsuna knows how to be patient.

It's going to take him a while to put himself back together.

It's not so bad, he figures. One side of it is the side he has in common with everyone else here. Lucky to have made it, lucky to be alive. And human. Lucky to be Immune, which is about equal to a raincoat in a shark tank.

Once you go into the woods, you don’t come back out again; or, how Franklin Clay got himself a pack.

Danny's Veela genes have never been a problem before now. Now? They're a problem.

Patrick Jane is only human.

Bob is a dragon. Gerard is his treasure. 8400 words

Everyone has secrets, it's just the way the world works.

Warnings: crack. Crack, crack, crack. [info]harukami made this hilarious HnG picture post here, and one of her Ogata screencaps is accompanied by the the following: "Either Ogata's become a vampire (I would dearly love to see badfic about Ogata-the-vampire... Hoyden? :D) or the colourists were out of skintone that scene."

fairy!Kris AU

Shapeshifting dragons and PTSD

briefly not worksafe; some vague spoilers; vampire AU
Estelle comes in, looking around Rita's little cottage curiously: bed, messy kitchen, desk, bookshelves. She gravitates toward the books, of course, tilting her head as she reads titles off the spines.

In Afghanistan, the supplies tell him when they're running low, and the cars always, always tell him when strangers have touched them, and John gets known as having a knack (paranoia, his men call it, but he's never missed a single car bomb) for keeping his men safe.

Neal Caffrey can steal souls. Peter Burke has two shadows. Everything's normal...except when it isn't.

Infinite Undiscovery
Sigmund/Capell/Edward
~1800 words
Like calls to like; he can recognize another of his own kind.

There was indeed a ghastly hound, as well as a second escaped convict. And Basil knew them both.

Cats, man. Not to be trusted.

David/Rush
prompt was vampire AU - irresistible fascination
not worksafe; no spoilers
~1900 words
It isn't so simple as attraction, though that is certainly part of it; David has been smitten with other handsome young men before this, even if he must admit that none of them were quite like Rush.

Pairing: Adam/Kris, Tommy/Kris, Adam/Tommy, Adam/Tommy/Kris, and a debilitating epidemic of Everybody Loves Kris
Summary: In which Adam looks for Tommy, Tommy finds Kris, and Kris is fuzzy on the details. Oh, yeah, and cats are people too—sometimes.
Warning: AU! Urban fantasy! Cats, cats, cats! Clueless!Kris! (Also age change on Tommy's part, because I cannot process the fact of him being older than Adam. Really. I tried.

Adam's always thought humans created curiosity as a sort of germ warfare.

Kris is gay and Adam's in the closet, and this story is about none of this: "I had an invisible best friend."

“Congratulations,” Adam said, mouth twisting up at one corner. “You are now in possession of one faerie servant. You own both my services and the benefit of my magic for a year and a day.”

The team is stuck when a blizzard strikes. Which would be OK, except they get bored easily. And then Eliot's a cat.

Carson pulled his hand away from Rodney's collar, letting it fall free. "You're not a slave, Rodney," he said softly. "Not once you've either set foot on Atlantis or we've completed the mating bond. My people don't allow slavery."

: John moved forward, taking the collar out of Radek's hands and throwing it to the side, his eyes never leaving Radek's. "I set you free now, Radek Zelenka of Earth."

It's not uncommon for missions to end in than optimal ways in Pegasus, but how badly they go can vary wildly. Embarrassment is just as likely as hidden enemies, genocide, and memory-eating monstrosities.

When Batman becomes the target of a pair of vampire hunters, Superman must save his friend from a fate worse than undeath.

Gokudera knows that this can't possibly end well.
Warnings: AU with vampires; angst, violence, fangsex, death. No pairings but plenty of subtext. 27,707 words.

Summary: Neal found out where Kate is and he's going after her, but she's not exactly in what you might consider "our reality."
Pairing: Peter/Neal/Elizabeth, Neal/Kate, no explicit content

Bones is a werewolf.

The moment he meant James Kirk, got a good whiff of his scent, he knew he was fucked.

He had thought those stories about werewolves scenting their mate were all bullshit.

But the stories about mating for life have got to be fake, right? Right?

Adam as an awesome angel and Kris as the one charge who won't do anything right, even when he can't remember why he's refusing.

Once somebody starts spreading rumors that you worship Cthulhu it can be hard to dissuade them. Especially if you've been born and bred to do just that. Crossover with the Mythos.

When Dick Grayson asks Clark Kent for help, Clark finds his teammate and friend Bruce Wayne oddly changed.

Magic was a substance, like fire or water. It was abundant and incredibly powerful and could be manipulated with the correct application of knowledge and will. But if you didn't use it properly, you'd be immolated or drowned. Or worse: other people would be, and you'd be forced to watch it happening. That was why it terrified him to see the casual, unthinking way Teyla and Carson used magic, because he knew that someday they'd be forced to pay for what they'd taken. Every wizard would, sooner or later. It was the first thing mages ever learned, and Rodney had lived it.

Magic was a zero-sum game. If you didn't sacrifice as much as you were given, you would lose.

When Kaito trips over a mysterious little girl messing with Hakuba, he gets caught up in a plot that'll shatter his world.

"Welcome to Fangtasia," he says into the microphone, and grins sharply. "Eric says drink more."
(American Idol/True Blood AU, Kris/Adam)

Summary: "Wow, I'm almost as smart as a whale," Rodney thought in wonder.
Notes: This is basically "Tao of Rodney" in the A Clear and Different Light universe. This takes place a few months after the end of ACaDL.

In which Arthur is not a princess, Merlin gets his magic wand out, Morgana is a damsel intent on causing distress, lots of people get turned into reptiles, and nobody goes to the ball...

"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."
-- Hunter S. Thompson

This is a story about the negative side.

PAIRING: Kirk/McCoy WORD COUNT: 1,616 RATING: R for implied sexual situations WARNINGS: Vampire!Bones. SUMMARY: Kirk wants to help Bones out.

werewolf!Zelenka

John Sheppard has had over twenty years to come to grips with the fact that every four or five weeks, he turns into a mountain lion. Like most Were, he accepts that that's just the way it is, and so he's not particularly interested when he learns that researchers at the local university are trying to to develop drugs that will help Were control their cycles. Then he meets Dr. Rodney McKay, a brilliant but irascible biochemist with reasons of his own for spearheading the university's Were research and John suddenly finds himself struggling with more than just his attraction to McKay.

Maturin turned and looked at Jack. "You cannot be forced as I can," he said, urgently. "Surely you cannot desire this binding; why do you not refuse?"

The full moon was gone for another month and Rodney was back after three nights of confinement in The Box: a tiny cell lined with solid slabs of metal with both an inner and outer door made of steel. It amused the hell out of John all the precautions the guards took with Rodney considering that without the influence of the full moon, the worst thing Rodney could do to them was insult their mothers and threaten to sic his lawyers on them for human rights violations.

Harry/Draco, R. Harry comes back from vacation with an inconvenient case of vampirism and must learn to cope with blood, Malfoy, and recalcitrant secretaries. And if that doesn't tell you everything about the plot you need to know, you haven't read enough badfic.

"The scans showed a presence here in Atlantis that we hadn't been aware of before." Carson looked even more grave than Elizabeth. "One of, you know. One of them is here, Rodney."

Rodney froze. "Are you sure? You can't be sure.

Fandom: Justice League
Characters: Booster/Beetle, J'onn
Prompt: "Red"
Word Count: 2115
Rating: NC-17
Author's Notes: ...I'm not above using cliches. They're cliche because people like them. (Though to my knowledge, this hasn't been done with Boostle yet.)

Rodney McKay, raised by a pod of telepathic whales. John Sheppard, mage with fae blood. Teyla Emmagan, rune-scientist. Ronon Dex, winged soldier. On the waystation of Atlantis, they're about to become embroiled in an age-old war against a brutal enemy.
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by kitsune_tsuki vampire AU