Post-Hound snippet.

It's definitely a compliment in Sherlock's world.

For the Porn Battle XII prompt: 'f!John Watson/f!Sherlock Holmes, 'experiment'

In which always-a-girl Johanna Watson really can't resist any suggestions from always-a-girl Sherlock Holmes, even though she's always thought of herself as straight and Sherlock's, well, a mystery. Unsubtle, unrepentant smut *g*

So then, because he’s Hardison, he created a fandom.
Spoilers for Season 4 Episode 16: 'The Gold Job'

"How Darcy "You Have Got To Be Kidding Me" Lewis was recruited to S.H.I.E.L.D."

And she's holding onto my heart like a hand grenade, Lost Girl, Bo/Kenzi, protect

People have been debating what marriage is and should be since before the formation of the United States itself. Case in point – almost everyone knows that Abigail Adams wrote her husband, John, in 1776 and told him to "Remember the Ladies." It's one of the few things that is widely remembered about her; the phrase has become the stuff of bumper stickers and t-shirts and taglines for women's history month. Yet we rarely hear why Abigail wanted her husband to remember the ladies. Here's the relevant portion of the letter she wrote John on [March 31, 1776]:

Sokka had known, going in, that they would have to excavate. But as he stood amongst the windswept dunes of the central Si Wong Desert, half-blinded by sun and sweat in his eyes as he scanned the undulating horizon, he wondered if he had somewhat underestimated the scale of the task he'd taken on.

Captain Haddock and Chang have a conversation. (A coda to Tintin in Tibet.)

For Porn Battle XIII prompt: Catherine Bennett/Georgiana Darcy, 'hidden'

There's a rhythm to Danny Williams' life, and it sounds a lot like his own voice screaming 'what the hell are you doing, McGarrett?' Even after all these years.

Jensen has a knack for adapting his orders in ways that get interesting results.

"Are you trying to tell me that you overslept because you were up too late masturbating?" Kurt asks. Her voice is high, caught between indignant and turned on.

Herein find Charlie Brooker's hypothetical review of the hottest new game of the year, SBURB.

Many of these pieces lack provenience, as they were recovered after the Great Fire destroyed the Kuei Royal Collection at Ba Sing Se University.

The Avatar Collection is not available to the public. Scholarly inquiries should be directed to the Chief Archivist.

An Interpol officer unwittingly manages to get an intimate look at life with the Eroica team.

Brad/Nate/Ray, NC-17.
This takes place right after Ray leaves the football field in the Bomb in the Garden episode, and is my version of fix-it fic. I wanted to give Ray a giant hug at the end of the show, and, so. Uh. Instead I wrote him a threesome, which is like a hug, but better? ...WHAT, RAY WOULD TOTALLY THINK SO. LEAVE ME ALONE.

Jensen gets commissioned to steal a hard drive. It goes downhill from there. In which: there are daring escapes, Cougar is thrown out of dangerous places twice, cat burglars should never be uncuffed and Jensen meets the good guys. Sort of.

AU eptag to Conversion. What do you do when one of your best friends ends up mutated and blue? First, buy a cake....

Jim isn’t sure what exactly he was expecting when he blasted the lock on the cargo bay door of the Orion Raider Ship they’d just boarded but a room full of small mewling balls of fur certainly wasn’t it. He’d hoped for the best and prepared himself for the worst but somehow this had never entered his thoughts as a possibility.


“Did we just save a ship full of kittens?” Jim asks in disbelief.

Why do captains and vice-captains have to do so much paperwork? Yumichika and Rangiku have a theory. Crack, no pairings.

One recently run-over immortal doctor, a werewolf who's gone through barbed wire, and the golem and vampire that chased the werewolf...

It's Lancre, yes, but even the Ramtops don't usually grow cities.

"Well," the angel pointed out, "his parentage is hardly his fault, Methos. It's not as if the Nephilim were allowed to marry. You know that."

"Oh, quit being reasonable," Methos snarled.

After 3000 years, Rebecca has learned to recognize something as potentially dangerous. She's also learned when to ask for help.

A vampire, an angel, and a demon don't even make it to the bar...
[A fixit for the Forever Knight finale]

They were in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.

A betting pool on the Major, the Earl, and their sex life, if any. But really -- doesn't everyone gossip about their bosses?

Con men and art thieves both have to deal with recoveries.

Buffy didn't think the ghost was going to be much help with the snow demons, but it would be nice to be wrong.

From this prompt on norsekink, in which Odin took Loki home with the idea of eventually arranging a marriage between him and Thor, to unite Asgard and Jotunheim. But then he let the boys grow up thinking of themselves as brothers, and when he springs the marriage plan on them, it turns out they have opinions.

Jade and Eridan have cybersex for which Jade has to google things about troll biology like what an ovipositor is.

An owl hoots as it sweeps past the house and Tintin opens his eyes, shifting little, starting to reach out; he’s not in his own bed.

Warmth next to him, sprawled alongside his body, warm skin and the scent of the man, the only familiar thing in the whole situation.

“Hang on,” he says slowly. “This is a TV studio.”

“Correct,” says Sherlock, following Mycroft down yet another corridor filled with stressed-looking tech guys.

“This is the Big Brother TV studio,” clarifies John as they pass a sign.

“Correct again,” says Sherlock. “You're on a roll, John, well done.”

John stops where he is and Sherlock, Mycroft, and Mycroft's group of Mysterious Men In Suits all stop as well. “When you said that Mycroft could get me a place in the safest house in the country, this was not what I was expecting.”

“Probably not,” says Sherlock. “But if I'd told you that, you'd never have agreed to stay in it.”

“Mycroft could have taken care of that lot without even leaving his car.” He feels Sherlock following close behind, so he turns and leans back on the counter. “But you still did it.”

If Bones wants to spend a ridiculous amount of his own salary keeping an empty apartment, then by all means.

Gregor just wants some peace. Miles has a plan.

Captain Archibald 'Sharpsteel' Haddock is fast becoming one of the most feared pirates on the high seas, and he doesn't take kindly to stowaways. Perhaps Tintin should have snuck aboard a different ship? (Response to the 'Haddock is a pirate' prompt on the kink meme.

When clients see Harvey's wedding ring, they pass on their compliments to Harvey's wife, not realising that Harvey's husband is sitting three feet away. This bothers Harvey.

Sherlock and John find a seven-year old in need of help

In which Dave and Terezi share in sweet interspecies lovemaking and realize that being born universes apart lends itself to some discrepancy in the biological department.

They are in a foreign land to uncover some mystery where gentleman comes to their aid. He is eloquent, dashing, young, rich, refined, intelligent, dignified, cultivated, a bit arrogant and very interested in Tintin. He flirts with him openly without knowing that he is already in a relationship with Haddock who thinks, brokenly, that Tintin will leave him for someone better.

Not impressed, Tintin isn’t impressed and decides to lay all his cards on the table.

The Captain was pressed closed against him, sweat slicked skin sliding easily as they move in tandem to the rocking of the boat, the gentle slap of skin against skin and the splashes of the waves against the sides of the boat.

Eames would gladly welcome comparisons to other dashing bearded men, but Eames rarely gets what he wants when it comes to Arthur.

The reason Clint notices Darcy - notices her not as 'oh, hey, there are x number of people in this room, y number of people who are on the same side as him' but in an 'I'm interested kind of way' – is when she is the one person in the aftermath of Loki's attack who looked bored.

"When Arthur is twenty-one, he discovers a mural that's been painted near his apartment, spelling out a question for all to see. Without knowing why, Arthur feels compelled to answer, and over the next few years engages in an on-and-off correspondence with a mysterious artist he's never met. Many years later, Arthur meets Eames for the first time, not knowing that this is the artist he's grown so fond of over the years. This is their story."

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Written for this prompt: We've seen Martin desperately in love with OCs, but I'd like some OC that actually really loves Martin. Someone that misses him quite a bit when he's gone, notices his favorite things, watches airplane documentaries with him when Martin's feeling down, that sort of thing.

Martin Crieff is not just like a ghost living in the attic of a student shared home. If he is really a ghost, he is their house ghost.

Midnighter's home again. It's not the answer to everything, but it's a pretty good start.

Dave/Tavros
~2000 words
not worksafe; spoilers for...updates of 2/11/11.
Making a dick joke was a strategic error. You put the subject on the metaphorical table. You're now thinking about troll dick.

Dave/Tavros
~2000 words
not worksafe; no real spoilers
bingo kink is "nippleplay"
Dave nods. "Most of the inhabitants of this sorry rock," he confides, "cry themselves to sleep at night at the knowledge that you beat them to the incomparable prize of Dave Strider's undivided affections."

Gamzee/Tavros, Gamzee/Tavros/Equius
~7000 words
worksafe except for Gamzee's language; no spoilers
asexual character, polyamory negotiations, fluff
"Man, I don't know, I kind of figure we're peas in a motherfucking pod, you and me, Tavbro. The kind of chill motherfuckers as would rather pity half a dozen brothers and sisters than get a serious motherfucking hate on for even one."

You have no clue how old you really are. It's all tick tock tick tock in your head nonstop and you can feel the eons left to this universe (a truly righteous shitload of 'em, we're talking mucking truck carrying three bazillion farms' worth of horse manure here) and the eons past (all the weight of history, ages upon moldy, dusty ages that didn't exist during your yesterday.)

You are technically older than this universe. You don't know if that makes you any older than sixteen.

"Strider!"

Oh right, zombies.

If ever a people deserved tasering, it’s Holmeses.

Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.

You have just gotten engaged.

The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.

You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.

As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.

Rose was familiar with the concept of "cold feet", and even more familiar with her family's tendency to hide emotions, but she had not expected this.

Martin is straight, but also desperately lonely. When a likeable young man asks him out, he says yes, and then has to deal with the consequences.

Harry Watson hadn’t expected the Met, and possibly the British government, to be this keen on locating her missing brother.

Plenty of people get themselves blackout drunk and wake up with an unexpected husband. It's embarrassing but it happens. Natasha is trying to figure out how she could have woken up with an unexpected brother

Jane makes a face that Darcy's pretty sure she's usually on the receiving end of, one that says, I have no idea what you just said but I'm going to smile and nod anyway, and then she actually says, "Well, Thor would like to play, if you'll have him."

"The god of thunder is totally welcome to come and color with us if he'd like. And how weird is my life that that is a thing I actually just said?"

Harvey sometimes moonlights as a Star Trek BNF. Mike might have an attitude problem on the internet. TiberiusGhost is strangely compelling, for a recluse who never goes to meetups, and Harvey's finding this kid Photohead vaguely familiar...

It isn't that the Seers are necessarily wrong. They're just not very useful either.

“Come on, Captain,” Tintin says with a fierce grin, bouncing on the balls of his feet; there is sweat dripping down into his eyes, and he swipes it away with one hand before it can sting. “Or have you had enough for the morning?”

Yukina makes a surprisingly good accomplice, even if she does apologize to police officers.

And the One Guy Who Knows He Isn't

DouWata fluff. A confession without either of them saying 'I like/love you'.
"The evidence is all circumstantial, no one can prove anything."

Kurogane/Fai -- Fai's first post-Celes blood drinking. I was always a little sad we never got another feeding scene after Kurogane and Fai stopped being angsty at each other. Need moar sexy blood drinking.

Would like to see Fai/Kuro BDSM with Fai topping. Emphasis on Fai being a good dom -- fully in control, careful of his sub's welfare but also more than a bit cruel.

1840's AU

"No way," Castle said. "Drake Stone? 2009 Magician of the Year, Drake Stone? I had front row tickets when he was in Atlantic City."

The dark-haired young man standing in the flaming circle would definitely qualify for White Council ranks someday, if he hadn't graduated from brown robes already.