In which we see what comes after the events of the movie. There were some timeline-related things here that didn't track for me, but oh my GOD, the character dynamics. I just love them so MUCH.

In which Brittany says that Kurt was her best kiss, and suddenly everyone wants in. Hahaha, S1!ND shenanigans, what a beautiful branch of fanfiction you were.

In which Dum-E is a good robot. Oh my GOD. I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS. AND THEY'RE MOSTLY ABOUT A ROBOT??? I JUST. DOES NOT COMPUTE? EXCEPT SOMEHOW IT COMPUTES PERFECTLY?

In which everybody needs to make sure that Chandler knows Kurt and Blaine are IN LOVE, okay, and he CAN'T get in the way of that. Hahahahaha, this was adorable. And all the voices were so well done!

In which Mike is a good friend, and toothbrushes figure prominently. Excuse me while I go weep into my hands at how precious and perfect this is. MIKE CHANG.

In which Kurt starts up a casual support group for all the lgbt kids, and over the course of some Saturdays, impressions and bridges and hearts start to mend. There were some real gems here (lord, Sebastian TOTALLY could have left that comment), and I LOVED all the songs in the musical week. Perfect selections.

In which Artie keeps the Glee kids afloat through a lot of different methods (blatant trickery, ASL, sexual experimentation), but mostly through music and dance and /winning/. An off-the-wall (or maybe off-the-chain) S4 fic that's only crack in that Glee wishes it could handle this level of narrative mahem. Somewhere between the riotously funny revolving door of choir directors and the frank portrayal of kids who are disenfranchised by the world and determined to do something about it, I got whiplash from the gusts of awesome coming at me from every angle. And just as a note, Klaine is 100% preserved in this fic, despite the pairings listed. Just trust me, this fic's amazing and you want to read it.

In which Dalton makes Kurt fall in love with school. Waaaay jossed, but delightful. LEARNING IS FUN, OKAY.

In which Kurt and Blaine meet a couple different ways, but most importantly through Rocky Horror. OMFG, this fic. The dramatic irony in it was DELICIOUS AS FUCK. The sex scenes were HOT AS FUCK. The unhurried romance was SWEET AS FUCK. The Rocky Horror shadow cast family was PERFECT AS FUCK. This fic was just GREAT AS FUCK, okay? FUCKING GREAT. I have lost my ability to filter my love into a coherent review. Everything is just adoration and swear words.

In which learning about appropriate spending from Tony Stark was never going to end in moderation, but Steve puts his money to good use. ADORABLE TEAM FIC WITH HEAPS OF ADORABLE FLIRTING? TAKE ME NOW, FIC. TAKE ME NOW.

In which Sherlock and John meet playing an MMORPG (WoW?) instead of through Mike. And it's amazing. OMG ETOTHEPII. THE SHERLOCK FANDOM IS OFFICIALLY BACK ON FOR ME NOW.

In which it's really possible Dalton is an asylum and not a prep school, to hear the crazy shit the Warblers get up to in their off hours, and it's so goddamn funny you start thinking maybe the insanity is catching. Letting go of some typos and a few tangential jokes that the author didn't /quite/ manage to pull off, this fic is hysterical and worth every brain cell I sacrificed trying to understand the logic behind these teenage boys.

In which Steve accidentally says a very bad thing to Tony and Tony's squad of protectors give him the evil eye while he fumbles all over himself trying to apologize. I liked this so much! Steve being the asshole! JARVIS being too sentient for anybody's good! Team banter and Pepper and Rhodey moments! A great little fic.

In which Tony is perfectly content to privately nurse a crush on Steve, until Steve poses in his underwear for a charity calendar and suddenly "manageable crush on" becomes "raging hardon for" and apparently Tony (along with the rest of the free world) is just unable to handle seeing that much of Captain America with any amount of maturity or tact. At first I loled in delight when I saw this fic was about 10000 words. That lol quickly became a crey, because I realized this fic was only 10000 words, when obviously it should be a billion, and never end. It's just that great.

In which Logan joins the X-Men when Erik and Charles come to call and basically rewrites the entire course of the movie with the force of his awesomeness. BOSSEST BOSS TO EVER BOSS, WOW.

In which Loki starts randomly calling/texting Steve and Steve becomes the very confused middleman in a tricky game of brotherly telephone. Eeeeehahaha. Loki and Steve heavily featured in the same fic = me, a giggling mess rolling happily on the floor.

In which Captain America tries to come back from the dead as politely as possible, Tony gropes for maturity while trying to mend fences and build some others, and the Avengers get their first real test in the form of the Bifrost reopening and spitting out some of their greatest enemies. This fic was plotty and action-packed, but not at all short on heart. The emotional development is slow at first, but builds to a strong and satisfying conclusion. It certainly helps make the big sex scene really amazing.

In which Tony gets the impression that Steve doesn't like him very much, but slowly impressions mend. I JUST. CANNOT. STOP SMILING. I might have cried a little bit? (Maybe a lot bit.) Tony and his stupid issues and his stupid LOVELINESS and Steve just catching him as he freefalls, them catching at each other, I CAAAAAN'T. MY HEART. Also, regarding everyone else in this story, most importantly Thor: I love EVERYONE in this multi-billion-dollar penthouse mansion.

In which we see how Grilled Cheesus should have gone, in the form of some take charge behavior from Head Cheerleader Quinn Fabray. 

In which Lord Tubbington can talk...because she's Luna, and Brittany is Sailor Moon. HAHAHA, DEAD, SO DEAD. DON'T MIND ME, I'M JUST SAVING THINGS FROM THE GRAVE.

In which Blaine gets Kurt to do the Day of Silence with him, and it turns out to be a great experience for Kurt. Oh, this was really, really lovely. Nice to see Dalton portrayed in such a wonderful light.

In which every journey has an end, and every story has a final page, except sometimes when the Doctor steps in. Final part of the Two Doctors, a Nurse, a Detective and a Scot verse. UGH MY CREYS. I AM SMILING AND MISTING UP AND HEARTBROKEN AND LAUGHING I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MY FEELINGS ARE DOING THIS IS THE DOUBLE RAINBOW OF CROSSOVER FICS WHY IS IT OVERRRR

In which Kurt is rather viciously pranked, but Blaine helps him get some of himself back. I really liked how Kurt and Blaine were in this, how they unsettle and settle each other in lovely ways.

In which we see how an alcohol-slicked party with New Directions + Blaine might have gone differently. I'm just going to erase everything that happened in Blame It On The Alcohol except for Don't You Want Me and the ensemble Blaine was rocking (uuunnff, his hair), and replace it all with this fic because, seriously, ACES. SO MUCH ACES.

In which John starts going out to the pub with guys from the Met. MET BONDING TIME, YAY.

In which Karofsky is forced to attend post-Prom brunch with the rest of the Glee kids, and we get a depressing glance into his psyche. This is pretty much canon to me.

In which it takes Kurt and Blaine 10 episodes to get together because Blaine is following crazy Warbler advice. THIS WAS HILARIOUS. "Any idea why he's squatting on a random table weeping like a small child?" "You know Blaine and his furniture..." !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Excuse me, I must scream.

In which Blaine gets roped into a Girl's Night at Rachel's house, much to his trepidation. This was completely delightful and fun and funny (some of Kurt and Blaine's texts, seriously, lolololol).

In which we see how everyone reacts to Prom, and how they all step up to help make things better in their own small ways. Thumbs up!

In which we see the events surrounding Prom from many different perspectives, all revolving around Kurt. This was just completely lovely. I loved Lauren and Santana's the most, but they were all pretty awesome. GLEE FAMILY LOVE IS TRUE LOVE.

In which Wes has very serious suspicions that Kurt Hummel is a Disney princess. This was kind of worryingly adorable.

In which Merlin and Gwaine return, Arthur has a magical enlightening, and everyone is kind of stupid and kind of adorable and rather wonderful. Eeeee, sequel to Real Men Don't Wear Girdles. I LOVE THIS ONE, TOO. SO MUCH. UGH.

In which the team tries subtlety (LOLOL) to uncharacteristic, but great success. Okay so this fic was funny on two levels, the first being the normal level of "high schoolers are IDIOTS, WOW" humor and the second an unexpectedly awesome level of "glee's plots are unbearably stupid what if they just did things the SANE WAY" satire that just ROCKED MY SOCKS OFF. SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY CRACK AU, SHINE ON.

In which the Doctor runs across the ghost of a legend in the Avalon Hotel, and then helps engineer the greatest reunion in history. THIS. WAS. ADORABLE. TEAM TARDIS IS ADORABLE IN THIS. ARTHUR IS ADORABLE IN THIS. MERLIN IS BEYOOOOND ADORABLE IN THIS. JUST. ADORABLE. Make my mouth stop grinning all soppy-like please. Send help.

In which there is a lot of knitting and a lot of love of all kinds. DELIGHTFUL.

Florence action vid! Love it!

In which everybody jokes that Steve and Danny are married, and no one jokes harder than Danny and Steve themselves. ONE WONDERS WHY. Haha, this was genuinely hilarious and also just completely, delightfully them. And by them I mean this team this team this teammmm. <33

In which they woo each other with poetry and life-threatening missions and Vulcan touch telepathy. This was the most perfect thing in all existence. And I mean that in a BONES OMG and a CHEKOV HAHA and a SPOCK TEEHEE and a JIM AWWWWWW and a KIRK/SPOCK EEEEEEE way. Perfection in a deeply hilarious, wonderfully warm cup.

In which Kurt/Blaine is the most important piece on the agenda at the next Warblers meeting. Hahaha, priceless and adorable.

In which Danny and Steve are stuck in the closet, and Kono makes herself responsible for getting them out of it. Lol, both figuratively AND literally!

In which Superboy comes up with the cutest plan ever to get Superman's attention, and Robin helps him see it through to fruition. DEAD. I AM DEAD. ANGRY BASKET WEAVING. PLANET MOVING REALIZATIONS. To paraphrase a commenter, this fic broke and mended my heart a thousand ways. To paraphrase another commenter, YES, SUPERMAN, YOU ARE THE ONLY DOUCHE HERE. Hilarious and aww-inducing.

In which we see three scenes of the people who work in Mycroft's Sherlock detail. Every single one of these was a hilarious OH MY GOD moment (oh my god, "he's one of ours, bitch;" oh my god, the chip and pin machines), but OH MY GOD, MYCROFT'S LITTLE OLD LADY NETWORK, I AM DEAD. JESUS, THIS FIC. SO PRECIOUS. SO TERRIFYING.

In which everyone deals with the aftermath of 1.18. Jesus this fic. So much a starkly realistic depiction of grief--the yawning panic and helplessness, the terrible distance between the understand that a loss has occurred and the comprehension of it. Yet so much also filled brimful with compassion and forgiveness and laughter and tenderness and yes, always, always love. A supremely, almost chokingly beautiful story that is near-perfectly crafted.

In which Superboy has some trouble adjusting to normal sleeping behaviors, and the rest of the team are surprisingly gentle about it. HAHAHA, GREAT.

In which Robin and KF teach Superboy how to brofist. ADOOOOOORABLE.

In which Phillipa has decided that she will be marrying Eames, and Arthur takes her bids for his affections rather adorably seriously. SO, SO ADORABLE. PHILLIPA IS ADORABLE. EAMES IS ADORABLE. ARTHUR IS ADOOOOORABLE. My face has gone all goofy, I don't know what to do.

In which John is targeted by the Inception team, but his projections are more than a little unorthodox. Oooooh, this was very cool.

In which the knights bond together, and none more so than Elyan and Gwaine. Bawwwww, this was lovely.

In which Dalton celebrates the repeal of DADT. So many hearts in my eyes, I can't even. SO MANY HEARTS.

In which the team finds out that Arthur's last name is Eames. Because they are married. "Divorces?" HAHAHAHAHA, DYING.

In which Eames seduces Arthur with fashion. Mmmmm, I enjoyed the links almost as much as I enjoyed the fic.

In which there is a delicious, delicious Hikaru no Go AU. OH MY GODDDD, INHUMAN PERFECTION.

In which they were a megahit rock band until Mal, lyricist and wife of the lead vocalist, committed suicide and sent her husband into an alcoholic decline, but now Cobb's out of rehab and the comeback tour is causing more than just the band to reunite. OH MY GOD, THIS WAS SO EPIC IT DESERVES A 21 MINUTE MONSTER EPIC GUITAR-INFUSED SONG WRITTEN ABOUT IT. So many things to love: Eames' solo rap career, Yusuf's codependency with his cat, Ariadne in all of her affable glory, Arthur's legendary striptease gambit, Cobb and the lyrics to You're Waiting For A Train. Jesus, I can't even. So epic. My heart, my heart.

In which Arthur makes little shoujo doodles in bits of his notebook. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, DYING. YUSUF'S PINKY OF SHOCK, "COOB," "WHAT... WHAT IS THIS FEELING?," THE SHOUJO GUN, THE SHOUJO FETAL POSITION, EAMES' SUPERDEFORMED LIPS, OH MY GOOOODDDDDD.

In which Phillipa is kidnapped and the ransom is the extraction of the consciousness of a girl who's been in a coma for nine years.

In which there is a snowy job with head colds and snowball fights and snow carving contests. Adorable wintry fluff, basically. Also, Arthur's dreams are an unsurprisingly bloody-minded place.

In which Cobb checks in with his team members, a week later, and gets a couple of surprises.

In which Arthur's ingested a compound with an unintended side effect--hello fuck or die trope--and the rest of the team argues over who gets to do the honors. OH. MY. GOD. That's about all I can say to this. Okay, no, I lie. But, seriously, this was like, super sexy and super cracky and I think at some point it disconnected vital parts of my brain so that now all it does is think "Arthur???? TEAM?!?!?!?!?! aslkjsgshkjldguhhhhhhhh" in an infinite loop. Also, this is a really horrifying use of my teamfic tag.

In which Arthur and Mal put together a team to rescue Cobb from his own subconscious. This was fascinating from a technical perspective. The logic is tight, the layering is complex, the plot works. But toward the end I started feeling it less, for some reason. To be honest, I probably checked out the minute I realized there weren't enough words left to cover after the job. The only way I can read the events of the movie in the context of this fic is that they fail, and that was almost too depressing for me to handle. :/

In which Arthur's a violent sleeper, so Eames searches for the secret to Arthur sleeping soundly so that he, too, can get a night's sleep without a new bruise in the morning. OMG HAHAHA, Twilight debates, mentions of Star Wars action figures, and relatedly, Yusuf being totally awesome, just crown this fic with a truly sublime level of hilarity.

GUUHHHHHH.

Awwwww, lovely.

In which they have to put themselves under the old fashioned way.

In which Saito gets them all to team up to investigate the possibility of dream tourism. Basically, FIELD TRIPS. EVERYWHERE. I loved it. So much it's kind of not even funny. Perfect places, perfect characterizations, all in all, perfectly delightful.

In which Eames is a genius chef with the worst management skills ever, right down to misspellings in the menu, and Arthur becomes his indispensable and maddeningly alluring floor manager. OH MY GOD, RESTAURANT AU. SO GREAT OMG OMG OMG.

In which they're all teachers at the same high school and it's a very Shakespearian romance. OH MY GODDDDDDDD. This fic is ridiculous and awful and hilarious and lovely and happy-making. What I wouldn't give to have had these teachers at MY high school, lolololol.

In which we find out the long, strange story attached to Mozzie being called Mr. C, and it involves Nazi plunder and the Illuminati. AWESOME.

In which Arthur is a rogue vampire and Eames is a curious goat-herder and theirs is a medieval farming dramedy for the ages. It's hard to explain how something smoking so much crack can have so much heart embedded in with all the hilarity, but this fic definitely delivers on both fronts. Exceptional. YOU'RE WAITING FOR A PALFREY~~~

In which Eames is really, really overprotective of Arthur. HILAR. IOUS. The ending especially.

HAHAHAHAHA. I had to read it twice to really understand the pictographs, but it was WORTH THE EFFORT, hahaha.

In which Mal woke up. Heartbreaking, but never without hope. Absolutely lovely.

ADORABLEST THING EVEREVEREVER. Hahaha. "Kirk, Bones, and Uhura are playing Pretty Pretty Princess. Kirk won ("I AM THE PRETTIEST PRINCESS"), Bones is pissed because he got the Black Ring and had to give up all his jewelry, and Uhura is trying to figure out how Jim cheated but she knows he cheated. Sulu and Scotty are playing Spaceships. Spock is pouting because he thought a sleepover would be fun at first, but now there's all these people in his house and he's sleepy and stressed out. Jim is being extra-illogical, Leonard said his new pajamas made him look like a frog, Chekov is playing with his new baby sehlat, and he's emotionally compromised, okay? Spock's about 5 minutes away from a tantrum." Pretty Pretty Princess related fanart = automatic comedy gold. I like that fandom understands this.

In which the Arthur gets stuck in the middle of a group hug. Adorbz, and the comments only add to it.

In which Ariadne and Yusuf go on a crusade to extract Eames' first name, and Arthur is just vastly unenthused by all the commotion this causes. Includes tiny!Eames, who is ADORABLE. And Arthur being adorable with tiny!Eames which is EXTRA ADORABLE.

In which everybody feels sort of awkward around Spock, but McCoy is no-nonsense enough about it that things work out for the best. I LOVED THIS. This was a much pricklier McCoy than I'm used to seeing (all that Kirk/McCoy fic might have warped my expectations, I admit), but I loved him just the same, and SPOCK, OMG, HAHAHA.

In which Arthur isn't really sure if they're dating or not (though everyone else seems convinced of the affirmative), and it's all Eames' fault. Teeheeheehee, adorable.

In which the team plays I Never.

*snort*

UNREASONABLY ADORABLE.