The machanics of a safecall are simple enough: safecall is an arrangement that you make to check in with a trustworthy person when you’re meeting with an acquaintance or someone new with whom you haven’t yet developed trust. Your trustworthy person should know where you’re going to be (specific addresses), who you’re going to be with (real names), and what time(s) you will be checking in. If you don’t check in, they’ll assume something has gone wrong and will contact the local authorities. It may or may not include a “silent alarm.” Courtny explains: For example, you could agree beforehand that “can you please feed the cat” means “‘I’m seriously afraid for my safety” and that “yeah, I picked up your mail” means “all clear”.

Seriously, the food thing needs to stop.

A bunch of name/place/plot generators.

I have no idea how to save this, lololol.

Awesome!!!!

Mmmmmmhmmm.

Panic button reference.

Ahhhhhhh, why didn't this exist in my life two years ago? Seriously.

AWESOMESAUCE.

Horrifying and hilarious how-to's.

Part horrifying how-to guide, part hilarious insight into the probable lives of the Winchesters.

Weirdly fascinating.

Dear God. Helpful in an overwhelming kind of way.

LOVE ME SOME COLLECTIVE NOUNS. lololol

For when I finally decide to grow up.

YESSSSS. Man, I wish this article existed last fall when we did Dracula in my Victorian Lit class. Everything we tried to say in our classes on that book and the vampire phenom in general are arranged eloquently in this op-ed piece.

Youtube for art, lots of museum partners, research documentaries, etc etc.

Woo, twitter stalking just became much easier!

Fuck yes.

This makes me really zen about my life, which probably makes me a bad undergraduate/English major/person.

I can't actually read this because it makes my eyes and my brain hurt, but it is awesome nonetheless for existing at all.

Britpicking swear words!

Hahahahaaaa, love to our forefathers!

Welcome to the underpinnings of my adolescence. This makes me so happy.

I like this quote.

Guinevere, etc.

Yaaaaaay.

AWESOME MUSEUM EXHIBIT!

Famous last words. Literally.