HAHAHAHAHAHA. "SPIRIT OF CORNELIUS SIGAN: I am… returned. I AM…RETURNED! I AM MAKING A COMPLETE MOCKERY OUT OF GETTING MERLIN ARRESTED IN THE LAST SCENE! ATTACK, MY UNIMPRESSIVE SPECIAL EFFECTS! FLAP ABOUT A LITTLE, MY EVIL GARGOYLES! ATTACK! ATTACK! LATER I WILL UNLEASH SOME OF THE MAGIC I’M FAMOUS FOR HAVING, MAYBE! FOR NOW, LET MINOR PROPERTY DAMAGE BE THE HARBINGER OF THEIR DOOOOOM!" See also, "GAIUS: You must press the reset button on your relationship with the dragon under the castle. Make the kissy face if you must. MERLIN: But I had this whole speech! I swore he’d never see daylight, that I’d never speak to him again! He even did a next-season hook by calling out to Morganna, as if ushering her down the path of darkness and actually having a character instead of just a bizarre accent. You can’t make me undo all that! Please! Gaius! We’re not Voyager! GAIUS: Merlin… MERLIN: I know. Sigh. I have no choice. Or free will. Or backbone."

Hahahahahaha. Oh, maaaaaan.

The End.

In conclusion, GAY SPARKLES AND LOVE. Recap for Free To Be You And Me.

"Yeah, I feel like it's pretty much an uphill battle with that one. I see Merlin and Gwen getting together every morning to compare notes, like, 'All right, yesterday he forgot we were married and kept calling me "hey you", so we need to work on that.'"

Mmmmmmmm.

Haha, awesome.