In which Jensen is a biomechanics major in his last semester, but he's willing to make room for Contemporary American Poetry if he gets to listen to Professor Collins every class period. Holy fuck, this was like the greatest college fantasy AU in the history of ever. Fuuuuuck. Hot, but also amazingly funny, and kind of poignant at parts. It even kind of has a lesson, like "Be open, but be yourself, and maybe you too will get to have hot sex with your hot poetry professor."

In which Misha likes this fanfic, and wants to act it out. Hahaha, horror.

In which Misha launches an offensive and Jared the defeated evil mastermind fails to make an appearance.

In which Jared the evil mastermind is defeated, possibly for good, and then he goes and asks Genevieve out, and is kind of adorable.

In which Misha realizes some things, maybe, somewhere deep down, and Genevieve figures prominently. Also, Jared the evil mastermind is quickly loosing mastermind status points.

In which Jared is an evil mastermind, but Misha will do him one better, just as soon as he organizes a plan of attack and meets up with his casual fling yoga instructor of awesome. She sleeps with Misha and I can't hate her because she is so weird and cool!

In which Misha and Jensen start a wank feud on the Internet, and things only get weirder (also exponentially more hot) when they take it into RL. Guest-starring Zach Quinto and his bromance with Chris Pine. Oh my God, this fic is so incredibly insane, but also so hilarious my sides might actually be sore from laughing.

In which Jensen accidentally brings unicorn bestiality into a seduction, Misha is smug, and Jared the evil mastermind is temporarily defeated.

In which Misha and Jensen compete for the most-people-wanting-to-hit-that award. Too bad they're too busy wanting to get with each other. Also, Jared is an evil mastermind.

In which, when there is a competition for who is more fucked in the head, Misha Collins wins every time. Also, Jared is an evil mastermind.