In which Kurt is on Project Runway trying to sell a kilt and Puck is the only model who could pull it off. Haha, love me some Project Runway AUs.

HAHAHA, DEAD.

In which everybody finds their own way to move on after Regionals. Teeheehee, this was adorable.

In which Puck decides to play makeover-matchmaker to help Kurt get Finn, and in the process Kurt learns some important things about Puck and about himself. Faily summary is full of failure, but this is paperclipbitch we are talking about, this fic is automatically awesome and then a bit more awesome just thrown in for kicks.

In which the glee club plays Taboo, and Puck shows off just how much he knows about Kurt.

In which there is chatting, mistaken identities, truth or dare, cybersex, and finally, love. WAAAAAHAHAHA, LOVE. Puck was so great in this--an unrepentant dick who somehow also manages to be a decent guy.

In which Puck and Kurt do groceries. Hilarious domesticity ensues.

In which the glee club is throwing Kurt a coming out party, but when they hide in the storage closet and Shue's office, they don't expect Kurt and Puck to walk in and get right down to having sex in the choir room. Awkward, hilarious, hot, and a little bit cute there at the end. Oh, New Directions.

In which Sue plays matchmaker-slash-life-coach to one Kurt Hummel, and everything works out about as awesome as that kind of setup promises. I LOVED THIS. LOVED. SUE AND KURT AND PUCK AND ALSO POKER FACE, OMFG.

In which they serenade each other into a relationship that really works. I loved this. A lot.

In which their love is a little bit, unexpectedly, enticingly violent. Interesting, really interesting take.

In which, contrary to popular expectations, it is Kurt who flips his shit the first time they're discovered. Mannnn, this was sort of awesome, hahaha. The sequel is barely worth the read, but this is great.

In which Puck is willing to do some wooing to prove himself to Kurt.

In which they're at each other's throats and then they're -at each other's throats.- Also, there is a laces fetish that is surprisingly well supported by canon and surprisingly sexy in this fic.

In which a Brokeback Mountain joke segues into a more serious conversation, and a surprise reaction. Oh, Brokeback Mountain, thank you for being a cultural signifier that can be used to turn anything even remotely cowboy-related into a deep expression of homoeroticism.

In which things went wrong in high school, but Kurt's New York friends are intervening to make sure it gets back on track--starting with the McKinley High School Reunion. Which contains the lines: "You need to talk about this, Kurt. Lashing out on clothes is not healthy, and it's not like they can defend themselves." THIS. OMG, THIS. The only way this could have been better is if they somehow ran into Jez and BB on their honeymoon in NYC or something. Yessssss.

In which they begin to see beyond the stereotypes.

In which its a convenient arrangement for second stringers who deserve someone who will put them first. This is equal parts totally, totally hot and extremely, extremely adorable. I like how it followed along with the episode plots, too, though I could have gone without the dialogue duplication.

In which they're stuck in Puck's car with The Smiths. Man, witness my kink out in full force.

In which Puck decides if he can't be a good jew, he'll be the worst Jew ever. Luckily, Kurt distracts him from that exact purpose with tons of awesome sex. This is sort of totally hilarious, and totally in character. Sarcasm is the bessssst, lol.

In which they have surprisingly sympathetic taste in sex music and Puck meets Kurt's dad in the most awkward situation imaginable.

Which does what it says on the tin. Oh, these boys.

In which there is what may be the holy grail of blow jobs. Or something. Accordging to Puck, at least.

Which is what it says on the tin. Speaking of excellent characterization! Ahhhhhh, Ignition!

In which Kurt baits Puck. Man, best characterization yet.

In which the team is making fun of Puck for the cowboy number, so Puck retaliates in a way that is brilliant for its shock value, but maybe he gets more than he bargained for. *EYEBROW WAGGLE* hahaha

In which Puck has the swagger of a champion, and Kurt's kind of into that. Also, the image of them watching Repo together is almost too precious for words.

In which Kurt makes a comment about Puck's over-sexed libido, and Puck takes it in an unanticipated direction. MORE OF THIS. WHY ISN'T THERE MORE?

In which Puck might have been trying to woo Kurt since preschool. THIS FIC. Yaaaaay.