In which Jesse owns a bookstore and Andrew is still Spider-Man. NOTTING HILL AU, I CANNOT. This was kind of criminally adorable.

In which there is a flirtation acted out in coffee cups and dissertation madness. Adorable really doesn't cover this.

In which they're all contestants on America's Next Top Model. Oh my GOD, this was HILARIOUS, and somehow also really, disturbingly spot-on. Also, frequently adorable? But first and foremost, the crack, sir, the crack, you have no idea.

In which Andrew acquires a baby and Jesse acquires a new role as babysitter extraordinaire. 

In which Andrew is Bambi and everyone knows it. Criminally adorable.

In which Andrew loves Jesse and his house full of ridiculous animals and seduces him with spectacular cat co-parenting. This fic is so precious and lovely I don't know what to do with my hands what do my hands usually do I don't think they used to be quite so wiggly and flaily, eeeee. Okay, also, you know that Fancy Feast commercial where the guy proposes to his girlfriend with a kitten? This fic is that commercial, except longer and MORE ADORABLE.

In which Jesse learns to stop worrying and love his costar. I've avoided saving this fic because every time I go to do it I get flustered over how incapable I am of conveying how lovely and how epic and how gorgeously well-crafted it is, but oh well, here, take my incoherence and know that I wholeheartedly love Jesse's heartbreakingly real POV and all the media extras and every musical cue and every wretched instance of dramatic irony and their reckoning in the incandescently wonderful confession scene, and BASICALLY. Everything. This fic is a new Shoebox for the next generation of fandom, and there's really no higher praise that can be spoken by me.

In which they meet through an online dating site, and have a very special brand of fraught, socially inept courtship. This was painfully apt to cause second-hand embarrassment, and yet was also often painfully adorable. A great, enjoyable read.