In which John is Sherlock's guardian angel, and it's kind of a shit job. Hahahahaha, gorgeous. Which contains the line:

“I should put in for a transfer,” John says. “Go back to soldiers. They died a lot less.”

In which Darren has a hard time controlling his physical reaction when they are filming the "sex" scene in TFT, and Chris gives him hell for it. Oh, I loved this. Darren's voice was hilariously on-point, and Chris' quips were golden, too.

In which Artie keeps the Glee kids afloat through a lot of different methods (blatant trickery, ASL, sexual experimentation), but mostly through music and dance and /winning/. An off-the-wall (or maybe off-the-chain) S4 fic that's only crack in that Glee wishes it could handle this level of narrative mahem. Somewhere between the riotously funny revolving door of choir directors and the frank portrayal of kids who are disenfranchised by the world and determined to do something about it, I got whiplash from the gusts of awesome coming at me from every angle. And just as a note, Klaine is 100% preserved in this fic, despite the pairings listed. Just trust me, this fic's amazing and you want to read it.

In which, if Kurt and Blaine are sinning, at least they're sinning together. A five things fic, seven deadly sins style. This fic is practically perfect in every way. Engaging, warm, clever, romantic, and outrageously funny. I cackled not only unattractively, but also obtrusively at more than one moment in this fic. Particularly during Wrath and Greed. Basically, this fic was fucking delightful, and that's the truth of it.

In which it's really possible Dalton is an asylum and not a prep school, to hear the crazy shit the Warblers get up to in their off hours, and it's so goddamn funny you start thinking maybe the insanity is catching. Letting go of some typos and a few tangential jokes that the author didn't /quite/ manage to pull off, this fic is hysterical and worth every brain cell I sacrificed trying to understand the logic behind these teenage boys.

In which we see Steve getting used to the internet via email exchanges with Tony. I HAVE NEVER LOLED LIKE I LOLED AT THIS. I JUST CAN'T. I CANNOT EVEN. I AM ONLY ODD.

In which Tony is perfectly content to privately nurse a crush on Steve, until Steve poses in his underwear for a charity calendar and suddenly "manageable crush on" becomes "raging hardon for" and apparently Tony (along with the rest of the free world) is just unable to handle seeing that much of Captain America with any amount of maturity or tact. At first I loled in delight when I saw this fic was about 10000 words. That lol quickly became a crey, because I realized this fic was only 10000 words, when obviously it should be a billion, and never end. It's just that great.

In which Mr Schue makes them camp, and it's a disaster for just about everybody, until it isn't anymore, for a choice few. HAHAHAHAHA.

This fic is 100% perfect. Also, I may never stop laughing. Actualfacts tears in my eyes.

In which Lord Tubbington can talk...because she's Luna, and Brittany is Sailor Moon. HAHAHA, DEAD, SO DEAD. DON'T MIND ME, I'M JUST SAVING THINGS FROM THE GRAVE.

In which Blaine Anderson acquires many nicknames, but they're all affectionate, he thinks. He's pretty sure. Not Triangles, maybe. This is hilarious and so sweet. HYPOTENUSE OF HORROR, BRB LOLING FOREVER. 

In which there is a Christmas farce told entirely in texts from one extremely harried John Watson. THIS. WAS. HILARIOUS. SO FUNNY. BREATHING. HOW DOES IT WORK? I CAN'T. JUST READ. GOGOGO.

In which there is a guy's night that involves Brokeback Mountain, much to Kurt's despair. HAHAHA, UNENDING LOLS.

In which Blaine transfers to McKinley and suddenly sanity reigns in the form of intense, dedicated, often salacious deadpanning. THIS IS THE GREATEST THING. THE GREATEST. SCREAMING IN LAUGHTER. ELEVEN AND TWELVE ARE MY FAVORITE, BUT THEY ARE ALL AMAZING. ALL. AMAZING.

In which John and Sherlock are really amazingly stupid over each other, their arguments with each other are really AMAZINGLY hilarious, and oh yes, a really amazing number of proposals are rejected. I opened a bookmark tab the second I finished the first section of this, laughter still streaming out of my mouth. COMPLETELY THICK. I just knew this fic would be awesome and lo! It contained gem after gem of complete and utter hilarity. I am talking actual honest-to-god knee-slapping levels of humor here. I need to read the companion piece to this immediately.

In which Lauren makes Puck find a guy to make out with. This was a little terrifying, pretty hot, but mostly a great, great deal hilarious. So hilarious, man. Unending lols.

Hahahahaha.

Danny and Steve are married. M A R R I E D. And this primer proves it.

IN WHICH STEVE IS A MERMAID PRINCESS AND DANNY IS THE HUMAN HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH.

"Sam and Dean go to Japan, stuff ensues." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA.

In which Arthur is forced into a string of truly heinous blind dates, and opts to instead fall for his waiter-cum-incidental-medic-and-bodyguard, Merlin. The blind dates were so funny I literally could not breath for laughing and would have gladly let them go on for eternity, except that Arthur finally properly wooing Merlin was adorable, and them discovering their own brand of crazy in the epilogue was doubly so, so I reluctantly allow that the rest of this fic also exists, and is awesome, too. (I think I might be smoking the good crack tonight, I feel like I'm giving out starred reviews left and right. Keep it up fandom, keep it up.)

In which Sherlock Holmes may be completely mad, but Mike Stamford knows that John only appears normal -by comparison-. This fic had me actually slow clapping IRL while physically indisposed with laughter, it was just that amazingly cracked-out . I mean this IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE. This was kind of like a crazy Star Trek/Sherlock fusion fic, in that uni!Watson is Starfleet!Kirk in EVERY WAY THAT COUNTS, except MORE AWESOME for being the DARK HORSE BADASS that he VERY OBVIOUSLY IS. To quote an anon comment, "HEADCANONEST HEADCANON THAT EVER FUCKING HEADCANONED!!!"

In which there is a secret agent AU told with pictures. Lololol, Google fail, always amusing.

In which there is the epic meeting of every Holmes and every Watson, Kate Beaton style! Amazing!

In which there are Old-Spice-themed Texts From Last Night! A meme match made in heaven!

In which Jensen is a voice actor in a Star Wars spin-off and Jared is the fanboy who meets him at a con. I CANNOT EVEN. THE GRIN ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW. THE LAUGHS I HAVE SMOTHERED SO AS NOT TO SCARE THE HOUSEHOLD. OH MY GOD, THIS FIC IS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT GOLD STANDARD PERFECTION. Which contain the lines: "On the bright side, you know where he works and his name, so you can stalk him."

"The actor stalking the obsessive Star Wars fanboy?" asks Jensen. "I don't think that's how this is supposed to go."

Jason pats him on the shoulder. "Defy stereotypes, Jensen. Be the creepier person in this relationship. I believe in you."

In which Danny finds Steve's iPod and goes nuclear. Steve's taste in music is apparently 100% more horrifying in fanon than canon, but it's worth it to get a Danny rant that is this inspired.

An epic epic fest.

*________________* <333333333333

In which Lestrade and John play Mornington Crescent and drive Sherlock crazy. Blissfully funny.

OH MY GOD, WHAT? LOL, AWESOME.

In which Arthur's a violent sleeper, so Eames searches for the secret to Arthur sleeping soundly so that he, too, can get a night's sleep without a new bruise in the morning. OMG HAHAHA, Twilight debates, mentions of Star Wars action figures, and relatedly, Yusuf being totally awesome, just crown this fic with a truly sublime level of hilarity.

HAHAHAHAHA.

Hahaha!

Worth it for Iroh alone. HahahahaHA.

In which Sherlock keeps creepin' on John's crosswords and it's about to get ugly when John finally figures out what Sherlock means by doing it. AHAHAHAHAHA, I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS FIC, BUT ESPECIALLY THE PUNCHLINE. Also, the kissing. BUT PARTICULARLY THE PUNCHLINE.

YES. THIS NEEDS TO BE IN MY LIFE.

In which Eames is a thief who likes to make an idiot of himself as he commits daring burglaries, and Arthur is a detective who likes almost but not quite catching him. OH MY GOD, THIEF AND DETECTIVE TROPE, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, AND YOU WORK SO WELL FOR THESE TWO.

In which living with Sherlock is very strange, especially when he comes into your room at 2AM to shake you awake and kiss you with no warning. OH MY GOD, entangled_now is absolutely aces at making hysterical fic that also somehow manages to be in character and weirdly touching and this fic delivers on all those fronts, a thousandfold. I was flailing with delight.

"Amateur's Mistake." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

In which Merlin returns after Arthur's been made king and keeps sending Arthur awkward, endearing, magical, highly personal gifts.THIS WAS SO ADORABLE I CAN'T EVEN. WHAT WAS THIS? It took a little bit of time to really hit its stride, but about the point of the sweetmeats it becomes a non-stop gigglefest of unrepentant hilarity and cuteness. LOVED IT.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, DYING.

OH MY GOD, JGL, NEVER LEAVE MY LIFE.

*snort*

Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me.
Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped spinning his top and switched to a loaded die, he could end the movie without a cliffhanger.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in an elevator. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a chess piece with two new scarves. Look again, the scarves are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man can dream it. I’m on the ceiling.

HAHAHAHA. AWE-FUCKING-SOME.

"DEAN: Cas, are you God? CAS: (o_o) No. But he just asked me to sign a "Team Free Will" t-shirt." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, spoilers for the finale.

HAHAHA, how the various episodes in season one would have been different if Zuko was shirtless in them. Some of these are comedic gold. "10. If Zuko had been in the Great Divide, the two warring clans would have stopped their fighting instantly and joined together in brotherly union to help build a shrine to Zuko's awesome shirtlessness. For the record, this would have ended better than the actual episode and you know it."

Hahaha, if Supernatural was a flat out comedy show.

There are no words for how amazingly funny these are. Imagine your best friend who is actually a brilliant student of mythology getting drunk one night and then telling you myths and legends over AIM. And then you get this blog. Amazing.

Epic! There is very little more you can say about a 7 minute musical interpretation of the tenth doctor's reign. Very cool.

Hahaha.

A beautiful, beautiful story. "n i waz lyk yeah hold up lemme finish dis cinnamon roll." hahahahaha

Jack Sparrow is nasty. He is a mess that isn't hot. And if you don't believe me, let this epicepicepic hilarious picspam convince you.

Castiel wants Dean to cut the chit chat and get down to business. And by business, I mean business-time kind of business. OH MY GOD, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. DYING. LITERALLY DYING. Oh Cas, you bamf.

Kirk/Spock AU picspam with Spock as a Catholic priest and Kirk as his unholy temptation! My longstanding Catholic guilt caused me to not enjoy this quite as much as I could have, but it was still pretty epically hilarious even with my misgivings.

I've read about 6 of these and they're all amazing.

DETAILED TO THE MAX. I am in awe.

“I’m not especially vain. There’s an inevitability to thinking about yourself as an actor—you are your own raw material. But I can walk past a mirror without looking at it. I do glance in a shop window and I will go, ‘Shit, my hair’s looking flat,’ but the closer I get to having to go in front of a camera or on a stage, the more distracted I get from how I look. You just suspend that, or it freaks you out. There’s something reckless about going on.”
Bonus: "A Bloody Mary really can work wonders," says Elfie Semotan who photographed Colin Firth in London in anticipation of the actor reprising his role in the new Bridget Jones film. "Colin was lovely but hates having his photograph taken and only after his second drink did he start to loosen up."

This is less a game and more an interactive time waster, but I kind of love it anyway.

I have no idea how to save this, lololol.

AMAZING. I JUST. AMAZING.

What the hell is this other than awesome?

This series of contests is already awesome. (Part 1, Sam and Dean memoir titles: "Dean: Life of Pie" hahahaHAAAA.)

That Virgin Mobile ad (they want you to hook up with a hot gay angel!) that was just asking for some particular heads to be pasted on (yay) gets those heads pasted on here. (I've had a wallpaper version of this macro (see other posts on same journal) as my desktop for a week now and I still get a little thrill of delight every time I look at it.)

In which Castiel hits angel!puberty and Dean gets hit with a clue bat in the form of wingsplosions (fursplosion's crazier, kinkier younger cousin). Which contains the line: "'Oh no you don't, Doogie,' Dean said, holding Castiel tight." HahahaHA. AWESOME.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA. OH MY GOD. STALKER!CAS IS MY FAVORITE.

In which Hades wins Persephone's heart, but he has to work for it. OMFG, HAHAHA, AMAZING. The kidnapping was Zeus's idea, of course it was, of course. HahaHA. I just. This is SO FUNNY and yet also really lovely and so well done. Everybody was so awesomely well drawn. Apollo being like Tamaki x 1000, Zeus being like Cadet-era Kirk x 1000000, Dionysus and his drunken accent (Hadeeeesssshhh!)--I loved them all. And I loved Hades and Persephone just being two relatively normal, clever people finding each other's eyes across a crowded room, commiserating over the fact that they are surrounded by batshit crazies. Ahhh, A+ *draws six hearts around this fic, one for every seed*

HAHAHAHAHAHA. "SPIRIT OF CORNELIUS SIGAN: I am… returned. I AM…RETURNED! I AM MAKING A COMPLETE MOCKERY OUT OF GETTING MERLIN ARRESTED IN THE LAST SCENE! ATTACK, MY UNIMPRESSIVE SPECIAL EFFECTS! FLAP ABOUT A LITTLE, MY EVIL GARGOYLES! ATTACK! ATTACK! LATER I WILL UNLEASH SOME OF THE MAGIC I’M FAMOUS FOR HAVING, MAYBE! FOR NOW, LET MINOR PROPERTY DAMAGE BE THE HARBINGER OF THEIR DOOOOOM!" See also, "GAIUS: You must press the reset button on your relationship with the dragon under the castle. Make the kissy face if you must. MERLIN: But I had this whole speech! I swore he’d never see daylight, that I’d never speak to him again! He even did a next-season hook by calling out to Morganna, as if ushering her down the path of darkness and actually having a character instead of just a bizarre accent. You can’t make me undo all that! Please! Gaius! We’re not Voyager! GAIUS: Merlin… MERLIN: I know. Sigh. I have no choice. Or free will. Or backbone."

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Funniest recipe I ever read, and something even I could probably muster up the initiative to make.

Hahahahahaha. Oh, maaaaaan.

Hahahahahahaha.

AHAHA, THE TEAM PLAYS D&D.

HAHAHAHAHA, WOSRT CROSSOVER EVER, HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Hahaha, Castiel takes a trip to the mental hospital himself and learns a valuable lesson. HAHA, CAS'S FACE.

"12 Reasons why young children should be forced to watch Supernatural." THIS WAS SO, SO FUNNY. HARDCORE BUTTON PRESSING, OMFGHAHAHA.