"My thought is: 'Holy shit, these poor kids - they are filling the Labyrinth-shaped hole in their lives and they don't even know it!'

...not that Edward and Jacob and co would ever dream of jumping around singing and dancing with muppets, obviously - they're all far too cool for school and much too emo, as far as I can gather. But that whole adolescent fervour for a fabulous, otherworldly romance between a girl on the cusp of womanhood and the Really Quite Unsuitable powerful-and-sparkly older man with way too much hair product, who's all sexy and intense and kind of a powerful bad boy but totally undone by her? Yeah, okay, guilty as charged for fangirling the living shit out of that dynamic between Jareth and Sarah.

Only LABYRINTH IS A GAZILLION TIMES BETTER, obviously, because..." AND THEN PROCEEDS ONE OF THE AWESOMEST LISTS TO EVER AWESOME UP LABYRINTH EVER.

Hahahahahahaha.

Hahahahahaha, my favorite part is in the comments where one commenter asks, "But what would Bella do without Edward's beauty to keep her company?" and another commenter replies, "Grow a personality." Classic. :D

This was a really insightful look at the Twlight backlash and how it isn't just how bad the series is, but how girly it is. She totally has a point.

Hahahaha, Dracula is so pissed! A gathering of all vampires.

Oh God, I haven't laughed this hard at an icon batch in AGES. Hahaha, the twilight icons are its crowning glory.

So much to see here! teeheehee

USE PROTECTION. LAAAAAAWL.

"Note: I understand that this vid left several viewers at the con feeling confused. I sympathize. Know this: no matter how confused you feel? It cannot be more confused than this vid* already is. I also know that there are viewers who didn't know if this vid* was to be taken seriously. I feel your pain, but don't you think that the vid* takes itself seriously enough? And finally, for the h8ters: You cannot hate this vid* anymore than this vid* already hates itself. Thank you for your time. (* vid=Edward Cullen)"

DYYYYIIIINNNNGGGG. Man, I love movie!Charlie. Awkward hot dad moment, indeed!

FINALLYYYYYYY. The movie we've all been waiting for.

The most succinct and hilarious commentary on the Twilight series' appeal I've heard to date.

Bwahahaha.

OH MY FUCKING GOD, THIS POOR MAN, HAHAHAHAHA. I'm sorry but this article is both horrifying and hilarious.

AHHH OMG TWLIGHT MACRO CROSSOVER.

WUUUUT. HAHAHAHA, THAT VIDEO IS GREAT. "I CAN SEE RUSSIA!" OH MANNNN.

Stephanie's husband has some concerns.

Christmas themed Twilight icons. For great lolz.

Harry and Edward settling the Harry Potter vs Twilight debate once and for all.

In which Edward is the prissiest.

FOR GREAT LOLZ.

Love Cleolinda.