In which Jesse owns a bookstore and Andrew is still Spider-Man. NOTTING HILL AU, I CANNOT. This was kind of criminally adorable.

A fanvid set to an N*SYNC song that actually made me think? LOL, WHAT has the world come to?

In which there is a flirtation acted out in coffee cups and dissertation madness. Adorable really doesn't cover this.

In which they're all contestants on America's Next Top Model. Oh my GOD, this was HILARIOUS, and somehow also really, disturbingly spot-on. Also, frequently adorable? But first and foremost, the crack, sir, the crack, you have no idea.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD. !!!!!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD. !!!!!

In which it's been eight years since Eduardo was coldly usurped as captain of the Palto Alto by his first officer, Mark, and it may finally be time to let bygones be bygones.

In which Andrew acquires a baby and Jesse acquires a new role as babysitter extraordinaire. 

In which Andrew is Bambi and everyone knows it. Criminally adorable.

In which Andrew loves Jesse and his house full of ridiculous animals and seduces him with spectacular cat co-parenting. This fic is so precious and lovely I don't know what to do with my hands what do my hands usually do I don't think they used to be quite so wiggly and flaily, eeeee. Okay, also, you know that Fancy Feast commercial where the guy proposes to his girlfriend with a kitten? This fic is that commercial, except longer and MORE ADORABLE.

In which Eduardo fell off the face of the planet after he signed that non-disclosure agreement, and the Doctor helped him do it. This fic is amazing and lovely and full of insanity and silliness and forgiveness and attachment issues and oceans and oceans of heart. It's just (and I hope you read this in Nine's voice) -fantastic-.

In which Jesse learns to stop worrying and love his costar. I've avoided saving this fic because every time I go to do it I get flustered over how incapable I am of conveying how lovely and how epic and how gorgeously well-crafted it is, but oh well, here, take my incoherence and know that I wholeheartedly love Jesse's heartbreakingly real POV and all the media extras and every musical cue and every wretched instance of dramatic irony and their reckoning in the incandescently wonderful confession scene, and BASICALLY. Everything. This fic is a new Shoebox for the next generation of fandom, and there's really no higher praise that can be spoken by me.

In which they meet through an online dating site, and have a very special brand of fraught, socially inept courtship. This was painfully apt to cause second-hand embarrassment, and yet was also often painfully adorable. A great, enjoyable read.

This vid is so quality it actually hurts my heart.

I AM NOT A ROBOT OMG IT'S SO GOOOOOOD.

In which Mark adds Eduardo as a friend at the end of the movie instead of Erica, and they get to messaging.