Oh my GOD. Intensely well-edited, with a high concept that's nothing short of entrancing.

I need to follow this person on Tumblr. Immediately.

In which we see what the last few years of Hogwarts were like for the Marauders with great wars and great loves and great pranks looming on the horizon. Might as well save this since it basically defined my life for three years straight. The greatest fic that will never finish. Accept no substitutes. Better that it didn't finish anyway, who wants to see all this fall apart?

In which Teddy has a mystery and an ultimatum on his hands, and his crazy family isn't really helping matters. Hahahaha, the secondhand embarrassment was strong with this one, but I muddled through. Fun comedy, interesting mystery, good story.

WOAH, AWESOME. "This leaves Snape’s Doe patronus as a startling anomaly for which we have no clue within the text on how to decode. In thinking about this, I kept trying to look at the way the daemons work in His Dark Materials – same sex demons only occur in gay individuals – what does a same sex patronus mean? Is it representative of great sexual or romantic love? Is it symptomatic of Snape’s profound covetousness of the woman he can’t have? Is it an expression of grief? Or, does it ultimately emphasize Snape’s feminine characteristics and underscore both Snape’s identification with, and the reader’s identification of Snape with, the feminine within the Harry Potter series?"

In which a great many notes are passed, and charm and kindness win out. Lololol, the bingo sheets were my favorite, but this was at least 10 other kinds of adorable.

In which it isn't long into John Watson's Hogwarts career that he meets the boy that will become the greatest man he'll ever know. Long and really rather thrilling Hogwarts AU. :D

In which we see what the rest of their Hogwarts careers are like for the Hogwarts Irregulars. EXCUSE ME SIR MY HEART HAS SUDDENLY GROWN A FEW SIZES AND IT'S MAKING MY CHEST UNCOMFORTABLY WARM. IT'S POSSIBLE I MAY BE IN NEED OF MEDICAL ASSISTANCE. (Eeeee, these two. *pinches them*)

In which Sherlock WOULD Gary Stu his way into a new house, if he were to have attended Hogwarts. And John WOULD follow him there after five minutes acquaintance. This was delightfully spot-on and frequently hilarious, and I really liked that though their interactions are pretty parallel to their meeting in canon(s), there's a little bit that actually drives home that they're 11 here and not in their 30s. It's adorable and a little bit heartbreaking.

In which Danny has Veela blood, and is going into mating heat. Really? REALLY? I wanted to hate this so I didn't have to hurt my brain trying to wrap it around this concept, but actually this fic is kind of amazing, pretty hilarious, definitely hot, and one hundred percent delightful. Except now my brain hurts. Also my facial muscles, from grinning so hard.

In which the new Muggle Prime Minister meets the Minister for Magic. Hahaha, Merlin is so transparent in this it's almost painful to read. Hilarious. Poor Gaius.

HAHAHA, AWWWWWW.

In which they exchange letters and also Arthur is a wizard. It doesn't really make much sense, but it's not a bad fic even so.

Not up for reading the other fic here, though I skimmed through them and they looked very amusing, it's just this one particular fic IN WHICH HARRY AND DRACO ARE CO-HOGWARTS LIBRARIANS, OMG. And it's just so hilarious, both the job situation and just in general, I LOVE IT.

In which there's someone trying to out the wizarding world in the muggle world of politics and Harry and Draco end up undercover holding the fort at Number 10 against unicorns and fairies and giant flaming arrows, all while snarking at each other in a surprisingly good-natured and not so surprisingly sexually charged fashion. RUN ON SENTENCE, BUT FUCK IT, THIS FIC WAS COMPLICATED IN ITS AWESOMENESS. Deeply hilarious, extremely British (always endearing to me), not evasive of past issues, but somehow refreshingly clear of angst. Not to be missed for the unsettlingly hilarious oddity of Harry and Lucius sitting down and talking about the intricacies of Death Eater humor, at least. Or for Draco outing them to the Archbishop of Canterbury in a restroom that plays noise-disguising soundtracks of waterfalls. ALSO, I LOVE FIC WHERE HARRY AND DUDLEY ARE ALL GROWN UP AND COOL WITH EACH OTHER AND DUDLEY'S SCENE IN THIS FIC WAS SO FUCKING GOLDEN, OMG. I wholeheartedly approve of this fic.

In which Draco utters the most famous line in all of Wizengamot history. Which contains this most EPIC opening line: "When, on his trial, Draco Malfoy was asked why he had chosen Harry James Potter's side over that of his former master, Lord Voldemort, he answered with an almost casual air that it was because Potter was better in bed."

In which they're all at Hogwarts together and their lives are a WWN soap and it's all good. THIS WAS AMAZING. I didn't stop grinning the entire time I was reading, and sometimes I wasn't just grinning, I was in gigglefits like a toddler with a respiratory issue. Anything Eames said or did was golden, Arthur's detachment was fond and not alienating, everything with Cobb and Mal was hilariously awful, and Ariadne was as lovely as Arthur sees her. A great view into an awesome AU world. I only wish it had been longer.

In which they're all prefects at Hogwarts. Unnecessary alienating of Ariadne there, at the end, but you know, still AWESOME. Inter-house cooperation FTW.

In which Harry owns a bakery, and he ends up hiring Draco to do his accounting. Waaaaaah, I wish there was more bakery stuff in here. It's a very nice fic, I will readily admit, but if you're going to pick such a sense-oriented job, at least tease us a bit. "Lemony cake things" is not the level of detail I was expecting here. An extremely passable romance, though.

Agreed.

Oh my fucking god yes. This covered everything I love about these two conveniently and thoroughly! Amazement and delight!

In which Harry has a "package" waiting for him on his desk. Harharhar.

In which Harry buggered off to Vancouver for a few years after Voldemort's death, and now that he's come home he has to deal with the loose ends he left dangling, particularly relating to a certain wand. This was sort of abrupt, but the tone and the thought were both very nice.

In which everyone gets on like krups and kneazles. That is to say, dynamically. :DD

Which is entirely full of healing up old wounds and building up new connections, but most of all, entirely full of wizard paintings. This was a beautiful, beautiful piece. Fun, and hard, and chock full of fascinating meta that only served to make the emotions and resolutions in this fic that much stronger and more meaningful.

In which the Giant Squid makes them do it, and is right there with them all the way. In a way, this is incredibly hilariously badwrong and in another way, it is incredibly badwrongbuthot. Oh dear.

Hahaha, I love red_rahl's stuff soooooo much. I am seriously dying.

In which Harry and Draco have to share a bed at an Aurors convention, and this does not sit well with Draco's raging crush. OMFG, CLASSIC, CLASSIC H/D. THIS FIC IS A PRIZE. I am basically dying with reawakened joy at the entire concept of H/D and this fic's particular brand of H/D in particular.

In which Mr. Weasley gives Ron the sex talk. That combined with the title explain what a work of art this fic is.

Lol, Harry and Draco in Neverland. This seems about like how it would go. Lololol.

Fandoms = drugs, guys. We all know it, but this girl has got the breakdown. Fandoms not included in tags: Firefly, SGA, Smallville.

In which Harry has a problem holding secretaries until Draco Malfoy of all people breaks the curse. This was incredibly cheeky and hilarious and in general, a fabulous walk down H/D nostalgia lane.

In which there are dragons and peacocks amok and a life debt is finally repaid. HahahahaHA.

In which Draco has to help break Harry out of his dream world. Ooooh, pretty.

In which the cast of Merlin kind of manhandles its way into a Goblet of Fire-era Harry Potter AU. I don't know how to recommend this fic other than to say that it reaches epic levels of insanity, and that it is awesome and hilarious to perhaps an infinite degree. Also, the fact that the characterizations manage to be genuinely penetrating despite the unholy amounts of crack going around is a miraculous event I'm not sure can be explained by God or man. Also the second, Pru's hand in this monstrosity is obvious.

Awwwwww.

AWESOMMMME. However, not for the squeamish. Just about every yucky doctor bit from season 3 is in this vid.

Yo mama so fat it takes two boggarts to shape-shift into her.

Lawl. Draco and Harry "investigate" a magical incident at Hogwarts that has turned most of the third year, including their sons, into Christmas oranges.

In which Snape gets a face full of botched Veritaserum and starts spouting truths. What the hell, I read Harry/Snape. And liked it! It was very funny, which is not something I expect from this pairing.

In which the war is over, but there are consequences yet to be faced. Ahhhh, Book 8, I knew you were hiding in fanfiction somewhere. <33333333333333333

Whaaaaat. David Yates, I knew you were good, but now I might have to fangirl you, too.

DanRad, great with kids!

Over the course of this week, my love for DanRad has sky-rocketed from a general approval (often misinterpreted as crush by childhood friends who don't understand that when I was 13 I was in love with Harry Potter, the fictional character, and not his actor) to HUGE FUCKING EPIC LOVE, APPROVAL, AND CONSTANT DELIGHT.

In which Malfoy moves in next to Harry in an apartment building with thin walls, and he's -noisy-. Hotttt.

In which the next generation is greatly put upon by the last generation, and Scorpius and Al are cute when they dance around each other. So funny, and really lovely on top of that.

Basically the first one. Interesting interpretation of the prompt "dark mark." Harharhar.

Lolwut.

Found this poem years ago in The New Yorker, now it makes my think of Wilson and Amber. Still a lovely, sad poem.

Gorgeous and sad.

Drooling at the style of this.

In which they watch Merlin, and I dieeeee.

I'm in it for the hand holding, actually.

Welcome to the underpinnings of my adolescence. This makes me so happy.

In which Scorpius and Al are best mates, and eternal rivals (Go, go, igo!), and really obtuse for a really long time.

In which Voldemort won, but Draco has been given the key to undoing all that went wrong.

In which Albus needs to pretend he's gay. I think I would have believed this more if the characterizations were reversed, but it's cute and fun nonetheless.

In which Lily's impending nuptials force Harry and Draco to get reacquainted with each other, even as, as per usual, Harry has suspicions that Draco is involved in schemes nefarious.

If the Marauders' Era was on LJ.

In which there is epic epic crossover crack--all in the name of Arthur/Merlin.

In which bows are of particular importance, and there is holiday fluff so sweet you might get a toothache.

In which Harry and Draco are members of Parliament, and things are as sexy and hilarious as that sounds.

In which Draco goes through a slow, painful, beautiful rebirth.

In which Harry has a plan to get Draco to accept the inevitable.

My not-so-secret guilty pleasure.

Harry and Edward settling the Harry Potter vs Twilight debate once and for all.

In which Dudley encounters Harry in a chance meeting on a train, ten years later.

In which the baby naming process is an arduous one.

In which Draco must "suffer the truth," and the truth is that he is a dog.

In which Harry gets Draco to bond with trees.

In which it's Draco's birthday, and Harry has a surprise.

In which Harry's reality does not conform to his expectations, and that turns out okay.

In which there is schmoop as Draco considers what part of Harry he noticed first.

In which a misunderstanding leads into a proposal.

In which Harry opens Number 12 and a mysterious dog comes to stay.

In which we see the blossoming of H/D in front of portrait!Severus' eyes.