American writer H. L. Mencken, always bordering on bloviation himself, described a less interesting bloviator, President Warren G. Harding, thusly:

He writes the worst English that I have ever encountered. It reminds me of a string of wet sponges; it reminds me of tattered washing on the line; it reminds me of stale bean soup, of college yells, of dogs barking idiotically through endless nights. It is so bad that a sort of grandeur creeps into it. It drags itself out of the dark abysm of pish, and crawls insanely up the topmost pinnacle of posh. It is rumble and bumble. It is flap and doodle. It is balder and dash.

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the repetition of words in successive clauses, but in transposed grammatical order (ex: "I know what I like, and I like what I know").

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The chemistry of fermentation with yeasts, especially the science involved in beer and wine making.

A self-taught person; an automath.

to howl loudly or prolongedly in lamentation or joy

So it´s: the place where the widows of captains who drive steam ships on which you can go for a "trip" on the Danube can collect their pension

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to walk when asleep

an overflowing of the land by water; a drenching rain2 an overwhelming amount or number

any of a genus (Wisteria) of mostly woody leguminous vines of China, Japan, and the southeastern United States that have pinnately compound leaves and long racemes of showy blue, white, purple, or rose papilionaceous flowers

the naming of a thing or action by a vocal imitation of the sound associated with it

rhythmical beating, vibrating, or sounding

the act of talking to oneself a dramatic monologue that represents a series of unspoken reflections

to throw (a person) into confusion or perplexity to fail to discern differences between

confuse

the nearly straight-line configuration of three celestial bodies

fear and hatred of strangers or foreigners or of anything that is strange or foreign

whim, caprice the quality or state of being whimsical or fanciful

full of delight or pleasure to the senses suggesting sensual pleasure by fullness and beauty of form given to or spent in enjoyment of luxury, pleasure, or sensual gratifications

marked by forceful energy impassioned

marked by or given to vehement insistent outcry

lively in temper, conduct, or spirit

the quality or state of being changeable : mutability natural change or mutation visible in nature or in human affairs a favorable or unfavorable event or situation that occurs by chance

the act of anointing as a rite of consecration or healing religious or spiritual fervor or the expression of such fervor

having the appearance of truth

howl, wail

a feeling of pique or resentment at some often fancied slight or insult

pedestrian, itinerant

having infinite awareness, understanding, and insight

existing or being everywhere at the same time

a vulgar or disreputable woman

the joy or exultation of victory or success

a group or association of three

the quality or state of being concise

shortness of duration

the ringing or sounding of bells

a whispering or rustling sound

exceeding what is sufficient or necessary

subtly deceptive reasoning or argumentation

high-spirited or mischievous activity

the faculty or phenomenon of finding valuable or agreeable things not sought for

to strut or move about in an ostentatious or conspicuous manner to proceed or move in a diagonal or sideways manner

occurring every day

characterized by rapid and unpredictable changeableness of mood having qualities of eloquence, ingenuity, or thievishness attributed to the god Mercury or to the influence of the planet Mercury

foolishly impractical especially in the pursuit of ideals; especially : marked by rash lofty romantic ideas or extravagantly chivalrous action

unreasonable or foolhardy contempt of danger or opposition

juvenile

lacking courage and resolution : marked by contemptible timidity

physical comeliness

sleight of hand, legerdemain

coolly and patronizingly haughty

excess, superfluity; also : profusion, abundance

characterized by routine or superficiality : mechanical <a perfunctory smile> lacking in interest or enthusiasm

marked by unruly or aggressive noisiness : clamorous stubbornly resistant to control

the art, science, or profession of teaching

marked by or exhibiting a fawning attentiveness

a chronological misplacing of persons, events, objects, or customs in regard to each other a person or a thing that is chronologically out of place; especially : one from a former age that is incongruous in the present

energy, pep courage, determination know-how

a vaporous exhalation formerly believed to cause disease; also : a heavy vaporous emanation or atmosphere

having a smooth rich flow

the usually unintentionally humorous misuse or distortion of a word or phrase

amusing or laughable through obvious absurdity, incongruity, exaggeration, or eccentricity

characterized by lack of interest, energy, or spirit

lacking life, spirit, or zest

the act or an instance of placing two or more things side by side

goods sold by a dealer in men's clothing and accessories

a consonant characterized by frictional passage of the expired breath through a narrowing at some point in the vocal tract

the act or habit of estimating or describing something as worthless, or making something to be worthless by deprecation

joking or jesting often inappropriately meant to be humorous or funny

designed for or understood by the specially initiated alone of special, rare, or unusual interest

the substitution of an agreeable or inoffensive expression for one that may offend or suggest something unpleasant