some of the funniest pictures I have ever seen, esp. Life Sphere and believe_in

"Put on some shaving gel and shave your face or whatever. Don’t use a mirror unless you’re some kind of loser."

behind the scenes of the greatest sports GIF ever. (this must be physical comedy day today) (<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/theturner">via</a>)

(<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/adampsyche">via</a>

via <a href="http://kottke.org">kottke</a>, who just did a nice redesign

giant trailer parody by Kimmel (thanks, Steve!)

NYTimes Mag profile (thanks, y)

I missed this last year but I'm guessing it's still just as funny. "This year, give him the gift of sputtering rage with the Star Wars toaster. “You know, because you love Space Trek so much,” you will say as his neckbeard quivers with apoplexy."

(<a href="http://www.avclub.com/articles/patton-oswalt-and-jason-reitman-makes-their-own-no,66548/">via</a>)

(<a href="http://www.chutry.wordherders.net/wp/">via</a>)

"handcuffs amateurish, borderline-incoherent pulp to juvenile, unfeasible ideology"

by Tim & Eric

aka Vincent Gallo is a pig piece of s#!% and should shut the hell up

thanks Beau

onion insta-gold

"Learning to do really great work is one thing, that’s just fun, that’s just drinking cream. But learning to get in a train wreck and then walk away from it, that’s way more valuable, that will get you further."

(<a href="http://kungfugrippe.com">via</a>)

oh man

"Doesn’t the Empire take a huge economic loss from the lost productivity of an entire planet?"

quite possibly the funniest internet comedy photo compilation I've seen. Thanks, Y!

aka hobos in space (via <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/StephenLeck">@stephenleck</a>)

Cowboy web series from the creator of Perry Bible Fellowship and friends

modeling their girlfriends' crafty creations

a classic

autotune the news style. (But how does it have more likes than views? That's like a YouTube koan. [<a href="http://waxy.org/">via</a>])

ratings are consistently down among late-night talk shows as people increasingly just watch choice bits online. Question is, would those bits still get play in the absence of the hour-long show?

in the running for greatest title ever. Up there with "Magic Cop" and "Space Precinct". PC only though, sad.

Josh Allen reviews things on a scale of one to ten sexy ladies.

Onion gold

works as advertised.

greatest comic ever? Written by a five-year-old. (<a href="http://waxy.org">via</a>)

dear sweet lord I need to see this film.

very NSFW

pandas are low-quality animals.

"I've sold The Creative Class to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by gum it put them on the map!"

gallery of confusingly sexy photos

(via <a href="http://waxy.org">Waxy</a>)

beats everyone, in fact.

newscast gets off to a horrible start. (via <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/97254/Dammit-Who-typed-a-question-mark-on-the-Teleprompter">MeFi</a>)

I did pretty well, but I know some of the lyrics. Not the Ayn Rand ones though. (via <a href="http://whatadaythatwas.blogspot.com/2010/10/libertarian-or-rapper.html">What a Day That Was</a>)

excellent proposal

A game with Eating and Hooks. / A game with Bubbles and Swallowing and Math.

The two meanings of facial finally collide. This article reads like an understated parody.

pilot made by David Cross for Adult Swim that was never picked up. Was supposed to air during infomercial time.

I may have linked to this before, Hunter S. Thompson's rant to a studio exec about the stalled Rum Diary film. So many great lines: "We are not even spinning our wheels aggresivly" ... "I'd much rather deal with a Live asshole than a Dead worm with No Light in his Eyes" ... "I'm in the mood to chop yr. fucking hands off."

(via <a href="http://funkaoshi.com">Funkaoshi</a>)

"Over the last few years Russell and I have been inventing the sport of Cup and Ball ... Most of the Cup and Balls that I have seen are poorly designed and could not do most of the tricks that Russell and I enjoy thanks to our high performance Cup and Balls ... Cup and Ball is an ancient game and people have literally had centuries to develop moves and other ideas. These players might be like advanced extra-terrestrial civilisation that had a billion year technological head start ... The search for distant Cup and Ball civilisations is the main purpose of this blog and I hope to find them." Guys, you have my vote for best cup and ballers on the internet.

"ask me about how fuckin' magnets work"

love the pictures. Can't help but think that someone got a full body amputation.

"SATC2 takes everything that I hold dear as a woman and as a human—working hard, contributing to society, not being an entitled cunt like it's my job—and rapes it to death with a stiletto that costs more than my car."

Kim Jong-Il ghost is awesome.

Facebook CEO's private IM now circulating; shows massive disregard for privacy.

in costume for "Waiting for Godot". Excellent.

follow-up interview with Insane Clown Violent J about the runaway success of their instant good-bad classic video for Miracles. "If you don’t like that, have a dick for dinner."

No Sawyer/Miles buddy cop show? "HE talks to dead people. HE gives everyone nicknames. THEY fight crime."

I think Ball and Cup would make a great movie

(JPG) good to have this handy guide

Tiptoes, a 2003 drama(!) in which Gary Oldman plays Matthew McConaughey's midget twin brother. Watch the trailer. (Also note that this junk went to Sundance.)

"an archaic system called 'renting'." Genius. I've felt like this in HMV, too.

One of them is a Korean War memorial. I'm not even sure which reality I'm in right now.

does what it says on the box.

in the whole of the UK (although it was only on one screen). That means only 11 people saw it. It only made $80,000 in its US release. Hilarious article.

This is a great idea - a show that's all recaps. Like trailervision in reverse. Also, this dude is an amazing actor.