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Or remembering full well what stupid-ass decision canon made that you've elected to ignore
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3 days ago
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Me. I expressly forbid it.
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4 days ago
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We harvested our first apple ever, after planting baby trees years back. I am so excited!!
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8 days ago
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Reuben knows which pocket the cheerios are in.
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8 days ago
Avi Cantor Has Six Months To Live by Sacha Lamb |
Avi comes across these foreboding words scrawled on the bathroom mirror, but what do they mean? Is this a curse, a prediction, or a threat from Avi’s emboldened bullies? And how to they know his real name when he hasn’t even told his mother yet?

Then there is Ian—the cool new guy at school, who is suddenly paying attention to Avi. Ian is just like Avi, but he is also all sunshine, optimism, and magic. All the things that Avi doesn’t know how to deal with…yet.

A romantic, #ownvoices fairy tale for trans boys.
original  adorable 
12 days ago
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RT : Twitter takes a long drag from her cigarette, flicks it away.

"Welcome to Gotham."
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12 days ago
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I fart every time I lower a weight, it's true
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12 days ago
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THE CATS ARE OKAY, YOU GUYS. \o/
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14 days ago
Fettuccine with Tomatillo and Cilantro Pesto
Fettuccine with Tomatillo and Cilantro Pesto

Ingredients

1 lb fettucine

1 lb tomatillo, husked and quartered

2 cups packed cilantro, washed and dried

2 cloves garlic

1/4 cup pine nut...
recipe  pasta  tomatillo  vegetables  from notes
19 days ago
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(Me and the Giganotosaurus prepare a cool Iron Fist/Luke Cage duo cosplay)
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24 days ago
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On the beer after a day dealing with dicks, muchly looking forward to and charity dinn…
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24 days ago
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better idea: Harris/anybody but Sanders
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24 days ago
it'll take a better war - napricot - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
“Pepper and I are—” Tony pauses for a fraction of a second while his brain runs rapidly through the ways he can finish that sentence. In the off again portion of our depressingly on again-off again relationship? Hopefully temporarily consciously uncoupled? On a break?

“Pregnant?” asks Steve, perking up like a dog that’s just been offered a treat, and not just any dog, one of those wholesome happy ones like a golden retriever or whatever. Maybe the guy’s just looking for any bit of good news right now, given it’s been one nasty surprise after another the past few days. Tony kind of does want to offer him a treat, or pet him, or something. That’s really not a good enough reason for what Tony says next though.

“Yeah, uh, yeah, we are.”

Fix it for the nonsense that was AoU. Love it.
fic  au  avengers.movieverse  age.of.ultron  pepper.potts  tony.stark  tony/pepper  het 
25 days ago
I'm a Perfect Piece of Ass - napricot - The Martian (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
“You want me to what?”

Vincent Kapoor was trying to look professional and calm, but his mouth was settling into a grimace, and his big brown eyes were a mix of pleading and apologetic.

“Have a...private dinner with Bruce Wayne,” said Kapoor.

Or, the one were Bruce gets turned on by life or death situation engineering.
fic  crossover  slash  the.martian  batman  dcu  lol 
25 days ago
How to Re-grout your Tile for about $25
is about floor tile but also applies to wall tile, and it's the most correct one I've found so far
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26 days ago
Contain - SleepsWithCoyotes - Hannibal (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
With the way Hannibal keeps abusing his secret superpower, someone really ought to investigate him for that.
fic  gen  hannibal.tv  scp  crossover 
28 days ago
Blood, Love & Inanity, but it doesn't make seeeense...
but it doesn’t make seeeense…

…unless Not Getting Caught is Hannibal’s secret superpower or something. Like. I genuinely want to see him investigated as an SCP or something, my god. I mean.
fic  hannibal.tv  scp  gen  short 
4 weeks ago
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"If you're too 'anti-fascist' you make fascists too angry that you oppose fascism" 🤔 What a brave new ide…
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5 weeks ago
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you know you've made a tactical error when you have to compose your angry facebook comment in notepad because you r…
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So, at work, we have fidget spinners and a rubix cube in offices. ino ino but it's useful to me so idc. POINT IS: L…
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5 weeks ago
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DRIVING THE tiny HORSE AAAAAAHHHHHH
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6 weeks ago
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RT : Raise a glass to a good dog with a soft and pettable head, who defended her people well from trash thieves and jogg…
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6 weeks ago
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Jax: BET I CAN GET BOTH HANDS IN MY MOUTH YESSSS I BEST HAND HOLDER
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6 weeks ago
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Us, in the five minutes we're home at the same time: let's hold hands
Jax: NO ALSO ME I TOOTH HUG YOU
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6 weeks ago
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"What if maybe we just gently pat people on the wrist when they create a hostile working environment?" GTFO you reg…
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6 weeks ago
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He didn't get fired for his ideas you misogynist prat, he got fired for disseminating a 10 page memo at work saying…
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6 weeks ago
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Chopped: Feral Child Edition
"I've prepared for you a deconstructed post-nap anarcho-culinary take…
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6 weeks ago
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Wildflower in a sea of ferns.
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7 weeks ago
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Tumblr: AND IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR LIKING A TV SHOW.
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8 weeks ago
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Have some celebratory gays in this bleak midsummer.
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8 weeks ago
Sitting by the Tree - schneefink - Killjoys (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Dutch and Johnny become partners. No, they do not want to have sex with each other.
Or, five times someone thinks they want to sleep together and one time they sleep togeth
fic  gen  killjoys  five.things 
8 weeks ago
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i'm spending my evening imagining booster gold's face when he finds out sara lance is banging his sister…
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8 weeks ago
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We had a good run of it. But remember, I was a dog person before I met you, so my cat-fur laden…
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9 weeks ago
Chasing Echoes of the Road Not Taken - Sandrine Shaw (Sandrine) - The Flash (TV 2014) [Archive of Our Own]
It makes Iris feel a little less lonely to know that there's someone out there who shares her pain of losing Barry. Who feels... maybe not exactly like she does, but similar enough to understand not simply her loss but also the way she feels as if a possibility has been wiped out, a future derailed.

(Or: In the aftermath of the season three finale, Iris and Snart find some common ground.)
fic  het  the.flash  iris.west  leonard.snart 
9 weeks ago
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RT : My dad and I were watching the livestream last night
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10 weeks ago
Nadiya Hussain's easy chicken tikka masala with basmati rice | Food | This Morning
Additional spices: Turmeric, coriander, cumin

For the slow cooker I sauteed up the aromatics and spices then added a can of diced tomatoes to deglaze the pan. Tipped that on top of my frozen chicken and added a large can of tomato sauce instead of soup. Only cooked up 4 leg quarters to start and had more than enough sauce to cook up another 4.
food  recipe  chicken  slow.cooker 
10 weeks ago
LONDON, ENGLAND Green Day Crowd Singing Bohemian Rhapsody - Hyde Park July 1st, 2017 - YouTube
"Only Queen can rock a stadium without even being there," wherein the crowd was its own opening act.
music  video  awesome 
11 weeks ago
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RT : I love how the stadium spontaneously divides itself into voice parts
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11 weeks ago
Today I’m Researching: Condoms in WWII – Mackenzie Kincaid
Excellent research on WWII era condoms for all your Captain America fic needs: With video!
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11 weeks ago
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Hiking at Shenandoah with ; achieved my dream of seeing…
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12 weeks ago
Writing Werewolves: The Alpha, Beta, Omega Problem – Mackenzie Kincaid
Mac did a great write up my biggest annoyance w/ werewolf novels: Writing Werewolves: The Alpha, Beta, Omega Problem
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12 weeks ago
Cucumber Salad with Radish and Dill
Very tasty. Careful on lemon usage. Too much can be easily cut with a bit of half and half.
recipe  food  cucumber 
12 weeks ago
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Most positive audience I’ve ever baked for.
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june 2017
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Just discovered and love Heather Rose Jones' novels. Half Ruritanian, half ...lady-scholar hijinx? Li…
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june 2017
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tfw u used ur witchcraft to help a couple and they stiff u on payment so u gotta steal their firstborn to raise as…
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june 2017
Both a Noun and a Verb - ChibiSquirt - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Tony Foster had the toe of his left foot positioned behind the heel of his right when the smell hit him: Cherries. His whole apartment reeked of cherries. And also faintly of dextromethorphan, he thought, as a sharp blow caught him behind the left ear.

Or: The one where Bucky kidnaps a wizard to help him fix his brain.
fic  crossover  slash  marvel.movieverse  Smoke.and  long.fic 
june 2017
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Deeply tempted to keep this ram lamb intact for breeding - gorgeous depth of body on him.
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june 2017
Twitter
"God save thee, grumpy Twitterer!
From the bros that plague thee thus!--
Thy tweets are odd,"--"I…
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june 2017
Twitter
I'm not saying queer baseball magic broke a 4 game losing streak, but 🌈queer baseball magic🌈 ❤️💛💚💙💜
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june 2017
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I sat on Hope this morning. She had a cud and angled her ears to listen to me. I blame and Talat qui…
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june 2017
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And then climbing happens. Because give cookies.
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june 2017
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I almost feel bad for all these men who don't know I've muted the thread & are trying so hard to educate me on a Fr…
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june 2017
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uh catering to followers who hate women (& who think dogs are also more worthy of money than women) isn'…
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may 2017
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This is the "Yay Hamlet!" of journalism.
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may 2017
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Pls watch this v important gif
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may 2017
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Strangers playing ping pong in Bryant Park, NY
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may 2017
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