you know I'd quench that thirst - napricot - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Steve Rogers is very much not a virgin. Not before the serum, and sure as hell not after it, when the serum ramps up his libido along with everything else. Too bad everyone thinks Captain America is a sexless historical symbol. Or: the tragicomic sexual odyssey of Steve Rogers, and how it begins, and then much later ends, with Bucky Barnes.
fic  porn  slash  marvel.movieverse  steve/peggy/bucky  steve.rogers  bucky  long.fic  au 
5 weeks ago
Countless Roads - nirejseki, robininthelabyrinth (nirejseki) - The Flash (TV 2014) [Archive of Our Own]
Due to a family curse (which some call a gift), Leonard Snart has more life than he knows what to do with – and that gives him the ability to see, speak to, and even share with the various ghosts that are always surrounding him.

Sure, said curse also means he’s going to die sooner rather than later, just like his mother, but in the meantime Len has no intention of letting superheroes, time travelers, a surprisingly charming pyromaniac, and a lot of ghosts get in the way of him having a nice, successful career as a professional thief.
fic  long.fic  the.flash  leonard.snart  mick.rory  au  ghosts 
5 weeks ago
Mighty Mushroom Blended Burger – Mushroom Council
Ingredients

1/2 pound any variety mushroom
2 tablespoons olive oil, divided
1 pound ground beef
1/2 teaspoon salt
4 buns

Instructions

Finely dice mushrooms or gently pulse in food processor.
In skillet, warm 1 tablespoon olive oil on medium-high heat and add mushrooms, cooking 5-7 minutes, or until golden brown.
Remove from heat and cool 5 minutes. Transfer cooled mushrooms to medium bowl.
Add ground beef and salt, mixing until combined. Make 4 patties.
Add remaining olive oil to pan and cook burger patties on medium-high heat until internal temperature reaches at least 160 F. Plate and add desired toppings to bun.

Notes

Recommended toppings include: pickled peppers, crumbled blue cheese and watercress greens.
recipe  mushrooms  beef  food 
6 weeks ago
Den Mother - Alex51324 - Mad Max Series (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
What happens in the War Pups' nursery on the day a group of feral crazy women take over the Citadel. (And a glimpse of the changes that come after.)
fic  gen  mad.max.fury.road 
6 weeks ago
Wakandan Jeweled Vegetable Pilau With Berbere Braised Lamb
Berbere Braised Lamb

2 tablespoons vegetable oil
2 lb boneless lamb shoulder, cut into 2-inch (5-cm) cubes
salt, to taste
pepper, to taste
2 medium red onions, finely minced
¼ cup ghee, clarified butter
4 cloves garlic, sliced
1 tablespoon ginger, minced
1 tablespoon paprika
1 teaspoon cayenne
½ teaspoon ground fenugreek
¼ teaspoon ground nutmeg
½ teaspoon ground cardamom
¼ teaspoon ground clove
¼ teaspoon ground cinnamon
¼ teaspoon allspice
2 tablespoons tomato paste
2 cups beef broth

Jeweled Vegetable Pilau

¼ cup ghee, clarified butter
2 medium red onions, sliced
½ green cabbage, core removed and shredded
2 cups shredded carrot
4 cloves garlic, minced
1 tablespoon grated ginger
salt, to taste
black pepper, to taste
1 tablespoon ground cumin
1 tablespoon curry powder
1 teaspoon ground cardamom
2 cups basmati rice
3 cups water
1 bay leaf
1 cinnamon stick
1 star anise
2 scallions, sliced
½ cup cashew
¼ cup pomegranate seed

Preparation

To make the Berbere Braised Lamb, heat the vegetable oil in a large pan over medium-high heat until oil is lightly shimmering. Add the lamb to the pot, season with salt and pepper, and brown on all sides, for about 10 minutes. Remove the lamb from the pot.
To the same pot, add the red onions and cook until brown, for about 15-20 minutes. Stir in the ghee, garlic, ginger, paprika, cayenne, fenugreek, nutmeg, cardamom, cloves, cinnamon, allspice, and tomato paste.
Pour in the beef stock, stirring well to incorporate. Bring the sauce to a boil and return the lamb to the pot. Reduce heat to medium-low, so the sauce is at a gentle simmer, and cover and cook for 1 hour, stirring occasionally until the lamb is tender.
To make the Jeweled Vegetable Pilau, use a separate large, shallow pot, melt the ghee over medium heat. Add the sliced red onions and cook until soft and slightly caramelized, for about 20 minutes.
Add the cabbage, carrots, garlic, and ginger, and sauté until vegetables have softened and cooked down.
Season with salt, pepper, ground cumin, curry powder, and cardamom.
Stir in the rice and add the water. Add the bay leaf, cinnamon stick, and star anise. Reduce the heat to low and cook for 20-25 minutes until water is absorbed and rice is slightly fluffy.
Discard the bay leaf, cinnamon stick, and star anise. Stir the rice well before transferring to a large serving platter.
Create a small well in the middle of the rice, and spoon the lamb over the top.
Serve garnished with scallions, cashews, and pomegranate seeds.
recipe  food  rice  lamb 
6 weeks ago
baby it's sick - aquaexplicit - The Flash (TV 2014) [Archive of Our Own]
Cisco uses Harry to get over Eobard. It works about as well as can be expected.

Delightfully painful.
fic  slash  the.flash  cisco.ramon  harry.wells.version.2.0 
6 weeks ago
Easy Chicken Noodle Soup from a Leftover Roasted Chicken Recipe - Chowhound
Made, very tasty. Add garlic cloves to the stock making stage. Udon is a good substitute for the egg noodles and can be added with the chicken.
recipe  food  soup  chicken 
6 weeks ago
this life (all I know) - jjjat3am - Black Panther (2018) [Archive of Our Own]
“Restrain him yourself,” M’Baku said, “put cuffs on him or lock him in a cage. We can display him in one of the town squares, make sure everyone knows how Wakanda treats its people.”

“We’re not putting him in a cage!” the king exploded, chest heaving.

Incredulity turned to outrage, and just before it could boil over, M’Baku grinned. “Just kidding,” he said, “we don’t have town squares, we live in a cave.”
fic  black.panther  slash  fix.it 
6 weeks ago
Let Me Look at the Sun - Telanu - The Good Place (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
So I saw this was Eleanor/Michael and was like no. But then I decided to give it a go and wow, it's so wonderfully in character, especially given how season two ended. Do recommend.
fic  porn  long.fic  the.good.place  het  really.good 
6 weeks ago
Tomatillo Salsa Verde Recipe
5 cups tomatillos, preferably the little milpa tomatillos
1 1/2 cups green chiles, roasted, peeled, seeded and chopped (about 4)
1/2 cup jalapenos, peeled, seeded and chopped (about 3 to 5)
4 cups white or yellow onions, sliced
1 cup lime juice, about 10 limes
6 cloves garlic, whole and unpeeled
1 tablespoon cumin
2 tablespoons dried oregano, preferably Mexican
1 tablespoon kosher salt
1 tablespoon black pepper
1/4 cup chopped cilantro
Fruit Fresh or other source of citric acid

Instructions

If you don't have your green chiles and jalapenos prepped, follow these directions for roasting peppers. Arrange the tomatillos, sliced onions and the garlic cloves on a cooking sheet (or two) and set under the broiler until they are a bit charred.
Once you have all the vegetables prepped, peel the garlic and put it and everything else into a food processor and pulse to make a rough salsa. You're done if you don't want to can your salsa. Kept in a covered container, it will keep a week in the fridge.
If you are canning, add 1 teaspoon of the Fruit Fresh (citric acid) to each pint jar; the jars should be sterilized beforehand. Pack the salsa into the jars, and use a knife of chopstick to remove as many air pockets as you can find. Leave about 1/2 inch headspace. Seal the jars and process in a boiling water bath for 15 minutes.
When the jars are ready, lift out of the boiling water and let them rest until their lids plink. Once they've cooled to room temperature, the salsa will keep in the pantry for more than a year.
salsa  tomatillo  recipe  food 
7 weeks ago
Operation: Seduce Michael - blithers - The Good Place (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
"And you decided the best way to accomplish this was by, how do you say? Ah. Dicking it out. With me."
fic  gen  the.good.place  yuletide  lol 
january 2018
warp of water, weft of stone - jediseagull - Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch [Archive of Our Own]
The first thing he noticed was the screaming, high-pitched and terrified until it cut off with a wet crunch. Following on its heels was the smell of moss and blood and damp earth – and that same song, woven through the vestigium like an odd-colored thread. Come to me, it called. In water, you shall be consumed; in stone, you shall be saved. Come to me. Be consumed, and be saved.
fic  slash  rivers.of.london  yuletide 
january 2018
Right From The Source - Beatrice_Otter - Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch [Archive of Our Own]
Abigail thinks she knows what the world is like. Then Aunt Mamusu shows up with the news of Cousin Peter's new job.
fic  gen  rivers.of.london  yuletide 
january 2018
On The Trail Of The Killers Of My Father - nenya_kanadka - The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells [Archive of Our Own]
What you have to understand is that I never set out to start a robot uprising when I came to Pelling Station. I just wanted the leaked pilot of the new Sanctuary Moon spinoff, On The Trail Of The Killers Of My Father. Everything else was an accident.
fic  gen  murderbot  yuletide 
january 2018
Attempt #534: The One With The Bees - mardia - The Good Place (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“Eleanor!” Chidi looks even more upset as he blurts out, “The universe doesn’t want us to have sex, okay?”

Eleanor chokes. “I’m sorry, what?”
fic  het  yuletide  the.good.place  awwww 
january 2018
Know Where You Stand - Anonymous - Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch [Archive of Our Own]
Sahra Guleed is the third-most qualified Falcon officer in the Met. This is not her fault, but – somehow – it’s still her responsibility.
fic  gen  rivers.of.london  yuletide 
december 2017
Chapter 7.5 - Anonymous - The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells [Archive of Our Own]
In the space between chapters 7 and 8, Murderbot learns a bit about legal battles and self determination.
fic  gen  murderbot  yuletide 
december 2017
Terra Nova - Anonymous - The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells [Archive of Our Own]
This is the whole sorry story of how I cracked my governor module. It’s not a great story. I fell in a hole and there was a lot of snow.
fic  gen  murderbot  yuletide 
december 2017
halfway to halfway there - Anonymous - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Matt Murdock is dead, and Jessica has a complicated relationship with that fact. They were more alike than she thought. In another world, the two of them might have been something. In another world, she might have understood his motives. But it's this world, and here she doesn't know why.
fic  gen  yuletide  jessica.jones  marvel.movieverse 
december 2017
Eye Of The Tiger - Anonymous - Calvin & Hobbes [Archive of Our Own]
Calvin isn't sure about this business of passing Hobbes on. However, it may not be up to him.
fic  gen  calvin&hobbes  yuletide  cute 
december 2017
The Ship Who Vidded - Anonymous - The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells [Archive of Our Own]
They have machine language, and mathematics, and programmed routines, but they don't use those to talk either. It's sort of like talking to a human via pictureboard, except the ship's "pictureboard" was limitless and could call up whatever the bot needed to say. It wasn't exactly pictures, either. Anyway, it asked me something that was a bit like "Me (SecUnit) + It (cargo ship) + the entertainment feeds logo" that would mean, translated into human, What would you recommend?
fic  gen  murderbot  lol 
december 2017
We Will Not Have Failure - Anonymous - Victoria (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
This fic was so good, so beautiful, that it overwhelmed me with emotion; it made me believe that good is coming in 2018 and those Nazi bastards won't get us down.

Anyone decent should be proud to receive a fic like this. What a gift to us all.

LOLOL
victoria  gen  yuletide  fic  lol  lolfandom  time.travel 
december 2017
love & communication - Anonymous - Rivers of London - Ben Aaronovitch [Archive of Our Own]
“It’s just that we’ve got a good thing going here. I didn’t want to wreck it by getting ahead of myself.”

At Christmas, Beverley and Peter have a conversation that's been a long time coming.
fic  gen  rivers.of.london  yuletide  future.fic 
december 2017
Star Baker - Anonymous - The Great British Bake Off RPF [Archive of Our Own]
"Alfred, 66, lives in Gotham City and works as a butler and manager of an American household."
fic  gen  yuletide  batman  lol  CACKLING  Great.british.bake.off 
december 2017
Call and Response
The caller turns out to be an anthracite miner on the tiny outpost of Jaspis Major, all the way at the very fringes of the Outer Rim. "There's four of us and a shuttle," she trills, feathers ruffling around her head in washed-out holoprojector blue. "Tell us how to help."
gen  StarWars  fic  via:sansets 
december 2017
Laughing and Not Being Normal
"Thanks," says the Grandmaster.

"My pleasure," Thor says. And then, "Wait, what?"

"Ah, for the soup," the Grandmaster clarifies.

"How are you…" Thor gestures with his ladle, feeling suddenly like he must have missed something. "... here? On my ship?"

"Ah-ah," the Grandmaster says. He does something with his eyes like he's maybe trying to wink, but not quite succeeding. "My ship. You're actually on my ship."
fic  gen  marvel.movieverse  thor  lol  from twitter
december 2017
Cards Against Humanity Redistributes Your Wealth
RT : And the companion site with stories, wow. This is a really great thing you did,
from twitter
december 2017
the ship at the end of the universe - Lise - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
After the end of the world, trying to make a new beginning.

Or, defeating Hela only solves some problems. It also creates a lot of new ones.
fic  gen  thor  marvel.movieverse  loki 
december 2017
Witness Him
Do you need a very silly Thor/Hulk short? I bet you do.
fic  slash  thor  loki  bruce.banner  lol  from twitter
december 2017
Twitter
RT : ME: Why is there a creepy skeleton horse outside?
THE WELSH: IT’S CHRISTMAS!🍻
ME: But why?
THE WELSH: CHRISTMAS!!!🍻…
from twitter
december 2017
New Products for 2018 - English Oak Trees Inoculated with Bianchetto Truffles
Whaaaaaaaaaaaat, you can buy oak seedlings that are innoculated with truffle spores???
from twitter
november 2017
Some of the Stories are True - BlackEyedGirl - Thor (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"Thor is used to his people speaking of him". Thor, Loki, Asgard, and the stories told after the fall.
fic  gen  tho 
november 2017
Aquaponics Project - Album on Imgur
Holy shit, look at this aquaponics set up.
from twitter
november 2017
With a Crown of Stars - thehoyden - Hannibal (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
When the call connects, Will says, “I know what kind of crazy I am, but I’m not this kind of crazy.”

“Will?” Dr. Lecter says.

“Yes, hi, sorry,” Will says. “It’s me. There’s a baby on my porch.”


A sweet (for the source material) wishbaby AU.
fic  au  slash  hannibal.tv  long.fic 
november 2017
In 2017, UK water companies still rely on “magic” – Sally Le Page – Medium
A bunch of UK companies admit to using dowsing rods to find pipes and water. Wow.
from twitter
november 2017
Bargining
A long "Loki goes back in time & unfucks his Thor 1&2 choices" fic. CW for suicidal ideation and suicide in a self-sacrifice context, and obnoxious author notes before and after every chapter.
fic  gen  long.fic  thor  loki  time.travel  fix.it  from twitter
november 2017
i brought a knife to a gunfight - paperclipbitch - Thor (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“Anyway,” Valkyrie adds, shaking back her hair and holding out her glass, “to missing girls and ending fights and the monsters we let share our skin.”
fic  gen  thor 
november 2017
Instagram
Don't let anyone tell you that you can't work with a dog! I'm so proud of me and…
from twitter_favs
november 2017
Dead Nazis
You know what drink needs to make a comeback these days? The Dead Nazi.
recipe  drink  alcohol  from twitter
november 2017
Twitter
look at my son

pride is not the word I’m looking for
from twitter_favs
november 2017
Twitter
What I'm hearing is that the only person who understands what would improve twitter just left.
from twitter_favs
november 2017
The Stowaway - Anonymous - The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells [Archive of Our Own]
Far outside of Corporation Rim, Murderbot meets a cargo bot with a strange story to tell.
fic  gen  ghosts  murderbot 
november 2017
Twitter
this was exactly the edit I was hoping it would be
from twitter_favs
october 2017
Twitter
Soon a cloaked figure with a scythe will approach...
Then will reveal herself: "Happy Hall…
from twitter_favs
october 2017
Alt-texts: The Ultimate Guide - Axess Lab
RT : Here's a great explanation for how you should describe your images on the web.
internet  accessibility  from twitter
october 2017
Twitter
What's this? One million words? Yep. One million words. For now just on our site. Other places soon!…
from twitter_favs
october 2017
Twitter
Chris Evans is three tweets away from being like “fuck it, we’re seizing the means of production meet me at midnigh…
from twitter_favs
october 2017
Twitter
I grew up in Kentucky. POC exist in rural towns. Giant apology that acknowledging our e…
from twitter_favs
october 2017
Twitter
hey, i'm from vermont too!
a) vermont loves to sell its image of lazy liberalism
b) the…
from twitter_favs
october 2017
Twitter
I'm in this! Among many excellent others! :D
from twitter_favs
october 2017
Twitter
"If I get snot on my head AGAIN..." (he's such a good and patient boy)
from twitter_favs
october 2017
Twitter
Hannibal Season 4 is DEFINITELY gonna be on Food Network.
from twitter_favs
october 2017
I Really Can't With These Pinterest "Farmhouse" Ideas | Architectural Digest
McMansion Hell has a go a Pinterest trends and I spend my time clicking on each link and going "WHAT."
nonfiction  from twitter
october 2017
(429) https://twitter.com/i/web/status/921397762452873216
OOOOO that's awesome!!! I'm listening to New Yankee Workshop while I work and his accent makes me lol.…
from twitter_favs
october 2017
Discovering Sally Fox, Legendary Cotton Breeder | Garden Rant
Profile of Sally Fox, who's taken heirloom colored cotton and breed mechanically spinnable fiber that need no dye
fiber  cotton  nonfiction  from twitter
october 2017
Twitter
RT : been rewatching The Good Place on Netflix!
from twitter_favs
october 2017
Twitter
Castration puns are the best puns
from twitter_favs
october 2017
Vineyards may have kept wine country fire from getting worse - LA Times
Vineyards may have kept wine country fire from getting worse Wine. Fuck yeah.
from twitter_favs
october 2017
(429) https://twitter.com/i/web/status/918822586951270400
This. I take up space as unapologetically & often as I can, to try to make room for other women who don't have my m…
from twitter_favs
october 2017
Twitter
Awwww, otter, that's me, too
from twitter_favs
october 2017
I Bullshitted My Way to the Top of Paris Fashion Week - VICE
The magic of white men: I Bullshitted My Way to the Top of Paris Fashion Week
from twitter
october 2017
« earlier      
aaaaangst adorable alcohol amazing apocalypse apples aquarium archive art au avengers avengers.movieverse awesome awwww barry.allen baseball bathroom bdsm behavior being.human blade.trinity bond bonnie/damon bread breakfast bucky buffy burn.notice cabin.pressure cable&deadpool cable/deadpool cake calvin&hobbes captain.america caramel carlos caroline cecil character.death charity cheese chicken chocolate cisco.ramon clint clothes comics computers cookies coulson.is.awesome crack crafts creepy crossover crossstitch crystal.reports cucumber cute damon/alaric darcy daredevil dcu deadpool design dessert discworld diy doctor.who dog dresden.files drink due.south embroidery emoporn ensemble exercise fanart farscape fat femslash fic fish five.things fix.it food free funny garden gen genderswap hamilton hannibal.tv harry/marcone hawkeye health het highlander hp icecream ideas internet ironman jam jessica.jones john/aeryn kate.bishop ladies.being.awesome legends.of.tomorrow lemon leonard.snart leverage loki lol long.fic magic maps maria.hill marvel marvel.movieverse meat meme meta michigan mick.rory middleman murderbot murphy mushrooms music natasha nature nonfiction ow.my.heart pasta patterns pepper.potts peppers photoshop pinboard plants porn post.movie potatoes potc pwp really.good recipe reference remodel resources restaurants retail rivers.of.london rule.63 salad sandman science! seeds sherlock.holmes sherlock.tv shopping short silly slash sleepy.hollow slings&arrows smoke.and software soup spiderman squash steve steve/tony tea teen.wolf tentacles the.flash the.good.place thor threesome to.be.read tomatillo tony.stark tony/pepper training travel trees twitter vampire.diaries vampires vegan vegetables via:popular via:sansets via:victoria.p webdesign welcome.to.night.vale west.wing white.collar wine wip work x-men xmfc young.wizards yuletide zazzle zucchini

Copy this bookmark:



description:


tags: