Armando's just happy he can waste his time in fandom instead of fighting for mutant rights.

[fireandice] (18.35): If, on the other hand, you’re writing, as I suspect you are, for Midgardian fangirls, then get straight to the point. Armour off, shield down, straight to the fighting and fornication.

[hammer_time] (18.37): What’s a “fangirl”?

[fireandice] (18.38): Don’t be disingenuous. If you didn’t want me to know what Livejournal communities you frequent, you should have picked a less obvious username, oh God of Thunder.

This is an AU featuring Rodney McKay as a U.C. Berkeley physics professor who absolutely cannot stand the new faculty hire, John Sheppard.

So then, because he’s Hardison, he created a fandom.

"It's come to my attention," says Pierce, "that Jeff is dead."

(But Sherlock Abed is born).

Arthur is a BNF and Merlin is his prized beta.

2010: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is released, a film based on the novel of the same name. The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences experiment with having the Academy Awards (or "Oscars") decided by popular vote. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows sweeps the field, winning a record 19 Oscars.

They’d sit! And they’d post! Oh, they’d Post! Post! Post! Post!

Sometimes I feel that your preference for bottoming is a reversal of Russian imperialist policies and metaphorical extension of post Soviet-collapse shrinkage.

Jim has a pet. His pet is not a Vulcan. It is not even a half-Vulcan. Jim's pet is a Tribble.

The first one of them to get infected is Arthur, which doesn't surprise Yusuf at all. It's always the most experienced dreamers who get blasé about the process and start falling into bad habits.

And he certainly couldn't get Cobb to help him out. Cobb was the master of purple prose. Everyone bowed down to him on his purple prose throne. The only pairing he wrote was him/Mal with the occasional him/Saito - but that was no surprise, since everyone shipped themselves with Saito.

"Saito? Did you buy the kink meme?"

Ten writes the final Dumbledore/Grindelwald battle how it should have happened.

The upside of living with a prophet was the fanfic. And the forewarning of the apocalypse. But, mostly the fic.

So that's how Becky ends up babysitting a fallen angel with a broken arm. It's probably the weirdest thing that's ever happened to her and, considering recent events, that's saying something.

Watson gets into a rather embarrassing situation when an anonymous letter arrives with breakfast. Can he escape it without destroying his and Holmes' friendship?

CREEPY COMMENT!FIC IS CREEPY.

At that very moment (in the sense that the infinite encompassed all moments), the narrator was making himself a cup of tea. Unlike those he observed, he had no phobias. He wasn't afraid of touching or being touched or Halloween or abandonment. He lived austerely and simply and enjoyed a rich inner life. His only vice was a certain nosiness, and in the greater scheme of things, he thought, that was hardly a vice at all.

"Unseen University, this is Jurisfiction. We will require your co-operation. Your premises have been compromised by--"

Did you ever notice that the Star Trek audiobook could be edited together in such a way as to make it sound like Kirk and Spock are fucking? Surprisingly graphically?