So then, because he’s Hardison, he created a fandom.

Nobody wants to bring the shadow priest who has to stop melting faces in order to hack through a security system from afar, and "gotta go, my cat's on fire" only works so many times before people start asking "how many cats do you HAVE?" and "what are you DOING to those cats?"

The first time Alec read a slash fic—Kirk/Spock, and it was one of the first fics he’d ever read, and he’d only scrolled down because he was curious and didn’t get the terminology yet, and daaaamn that was graphic—he backed out of the post fast.