In a world without stars, the Last Centurion loses the Pandorica, loses his charge and loses his mind.

SHIELD takes a chance on hiring a mysterious amnesiac man, and Agent Coulson finds that Rory Williams is the best damn secretary he's ever had.

Written for the prompt: "Eleven fucks Amy while Rory watches. Rory's turned on rather than jealous."

"But not – Rose, the ending is all wrong." At her uncomprehending stare, he took the book from her hands and flipped towards the end. Pointing at the offending line with one finger, he twisted the book back towards her. "See? Harry marries Hermione."

After the events of 'Midnight,' The Doctor meets with one of the tourists who is not quite what he appears to be.

It’s been months since he spent any decent amount of time on the TARDIS, what without eight-hour layovers as part of a daily routine, and so the prospect of finding a mug he hasn’t used in a room he hasn’t been in is, frankly, unsettling.

The only problem with playing a game you invented, against the person you invented it with, is that if you wish to use an unfamiliar move then first you have to convince your opponent that it always existed: they've simply forgotten it.

They are what they become, which is the spontaneous dispersal of energy. Which in English is entropy which in Italian is entropia which in Gallifreyan is a word which means destiny and also means enemy.

The brochure boasted about was the time when everything changed: Cardiff twenty-first century. All Jethro saw was humans and cars, pavement and glass, and boring, boring water.

The Doctor and his companion go back in time. What could possibly go wrong?

They’re both suffering from Post Traumatic Stress disorder and therefore getting drunk and playing around with sensitive conversation topics is a fucking stupid idea.

Immortality is dull. This is the first thing Merlin learned about it - you can mope for a hundred years about your lost lover in the woods, you can have wild sex with seven bards and tell them naughty things about said lost lover, you can write a book and build a castle and set up and then destroy six small monarchies. But you'll get bored eventually. You can settle in the same village with a cat for six hundred years (it's a very special cat), and you can yell at Morgana for as long as you damn well please. You can pine and you can drink. But it all gets boring in the end.

It started when Tennant went on that talk show and they told him about pornographic fan-fiction, which gobsmacked him so thoroughly that he mentioned it to John because pain shared is pain lessened. And John admitted with absolutely no shame at all that of course he knew about it, because hello, free gay porn starring himself. What's not to love?

In which Rose and Jackie run through possible names for Handy.

While it is highly improbable, due to fundamental gravitational interactions, for a stable planetary body to take the shape of a finite convex disc rather than the more common oblate spheroid, it is not physically impossible for the accretionary process to create--

"He still can't say it!"

"I’m going to be an astronaut." She says it so confidently that Donna would be jealous, if it weren’t so ridiculous to be jealous of a ten-year-old.

In which the CIA and FBI indulge in some inter-agency snooping, Erik hates Cerebro, a new mutant is found, and Charles is very distracting.

Just remember, the Doctor is terrible at vacations.

Ten writes the final Dumbledore/Grindelwald battle how it should have happened.

He has two thousand years to wait and he's getting married tomorrow.

"You." said the Dalek, "Are. A. Very. Small. Human."

"You," said Amelia, "are a very large pepperpot."

She’s not the mentally ill one here, really, and she still can’t eat custard, ten years later.

"But really, you think I'd leave my best friend without a defense mechanism? She's all right. She's fine. She's asleep."

Realistically, he just didn’t have time to be King of England.

Sometimes, a geeky fanboy has to do what a geeky fanboy has to do.

"Right here, right now? I want to stop you from cancelling Firefly."

Donna's begun having terrible headaches, and Shaun struggles to help her.