Eighteen-year-old Tony Stark is the boy genius who woke Captain America, and now he's stuck with him. That's not a bad thing, but between Steve's wide-eyed wonder at the new world and Tony's little fanboy crush, the awkwardness just keeps happening.

That's the twenty-first century love song, baby. Glitz and glamour and every one of us is a liar.

Steve is adapting well to the new millennium, and he has the dictionary to prove it.

At age fifteen, Steve Rogers had been in love with Tony Stark.

By age twenty, he’d (mostly) gotten over it. And then he promptly became Tony Stark's fuck buddy.

Where it was Nick Fury's idea, but he didn't mean it like that.

Steve breaks up with Tony because he's in love with Iron Man. That's when things start to get complicated.

Steve wakes up in the 21st Century. He doesn't think much of it, and it's dubious about him. He meets a Norse God, joins a superhero team, and feels terribly awkward about the whole momument at Arlington he's rendered obsolete by not being dead. Meanwhile, Tony is trying to make his mark on history by being the man who finally drove Nick Fury over the edge.

"I’m trying to like you, Tony. You’re just making it very hard."

After accomplishing pants, both coffee and Steve come surprisingly easy, because both are in the kitchen.

“I can hear you,” Steve blurts, “in the shower. In the mornings. I’m sorry, I should have told you sooner, I just didn’t want to...and then you...and there were always...um. Sorry.”

Tony is the only one who can defend Steve's virtue. Tony hates his life.

The most he'd ever cared about anything remotely related was his uniform, which, beyond the stylistic, was pretty necessary. But now his suit comes from a lab far more advanced than the basement of a Brooklyn antique shop, and the only decision he really gets to make is if his pants are too tight. (They were, but he doesn't really think they changed them. He doesn't know why, but he thinks that might have been on purpose.) That being said, he doesn't know what he's done to deserve the double take Tony gives him as he walks in the room.

The first thing Tony Stark said to Steve Rogers was, "Hey, you're Captain America."

The second was, "Here, hold this."