It is a truth universally acknowledged that a text in possession of more than a passing reference to a certain literary work that shall not be named, must begin with the phrase 'It is a truth universally acknowledged'.

The wave from 'Unseen University' had been somewhat alarming, Mal had to admit. After all, it wasn’t every day one encountered an orangutan capable of operating this kind of communications technology.

In the case of Absalom, this thought process was interrupted by a thought that would have been shouted in capital letters, if capital letters has existed in the script he’d been taught as a child, and it was: OH DEAR LORD MY HAIR.

Let’s go, lots more to see. That was an example of one of our support groups, of course. Werewolves. Terrible, terrible, especially living in crowded populations like those three, pain on the nose, from what I hear.

"If I enable your uncalled for territorial masculine paranoia, do you promise not to bother me at work for a month?"