"I'm your boyfriend now; shouldn't I at least try and share some of your interests?" | "I actually wish you wouldn't," she says, annoyed. "I think I like how clueless you are."

If Chase thought about the way he wanted to die, scenarios involving lesbians would come up 990 times, and the other ten, Transformers, beer, dinosaurs, a guy in a hockey mask, and more lesbians, not necessarily in that order.