"Anyway," Barney continued, "my point is that if you're going to re-experience the gay tongue, you may as well re-experience it with a master of masculinity, a Miyagi of manliness, a Tarantino of testosterone - "

Six hours later he comes to in the chemistry building, clutching a garden gnome labeled, "Hello My Name is: TED'S LAB PARTNER!!!"

“She's Missy?” She hears Barney say. “Hot student high-five!”

He doesn't touch her. "Lucky that you lo-athe me?"

"Hey, when you gay marry him, can I be your best man?"