She takes him to a gay bar.

Of course she takes him to a gay bar; there is no world in which she does not take him to a gay bar.

"Yeah, I think she might have been going for Sheldon, but he has fantastic dodging reflexes, so... Amy was the weaker antelope. It's the way of nature, Leonard; she is red in tooth and claw."

"I don't think it's from the buildings," Sheldon said. His voice sounded flat and dead, and it startled her so much she jammed on the brakes. Hysterical Sheldon she could handle. Blowing everything out of proportion, no problem. But defeated, lifeless, dead-sounding Sheldon threw shivers up and down her spine and an icy pressure into her stomach. "Sheldon?"

People will probably say that a Nebraskan Admiralty should hang below Presidency of the Earth. People, as far as Penny is concerned, can suck it.

"Oh God," she groans, around a mouthful of Phad Thai. "I need to get laid. Howard, not a word." The room freezes. Raj lets loose a squeak that has her wanting to apply WD-40 to his jaw. Leonard drops his spring roll. Sheldon swallows and says, "Are you masturbating regularly?" "Wow," Penny says. "I thought I could have this conversation, but it turns out I was completely wrong. Who wants to watch Star Wars?"

They go inside, and Penny almost forgets about the van. This is her first mistake.

"Au contraire, Penny, it is the thrill of watching the math play out that excites me."