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@UnlikelyWords: Stellar Achievement Unlocked. I met one of the 5 @yo_stellar kids I'd recognize on the street & he was crying, then he gave me a high five.
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@keaggy: This "super glue" should be renamed Shitbag Dead Butterfly Sleepover Training Wheels Apocolypse Kitten Glue. Cuz it's sure not very super.
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@UnlikelyWords: Watching this Italian guy on the bus get annoyed by the little girl behind him singing show tunes is the only thing making me less stabby.
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@badbanana: My worst fear is being buried alive without WiFi.
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@marianlorraine: We like the kind that jingles, we prefer the kind that folds.
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@gruber: “It makes me nervous to know that Mike Monteiro drives sometimes.”
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@matthewbaldwin: I figured out a strategy so effective that this video game is now totally boring. So it's not like you're the only person with problems.
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@techguerilla: "Let's see, how can I reword the exact same topic again?" - Blogging
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@anildash: Love is patient, love is kind. Love does not troll for YouTube hits, nor lend itself to OMG on Buzzfeed. It does not trend on Twitter.
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@gabrielgironda: WE ENCOURAGED PEOPLE TO LEARN TO PROGRAM AND JUST LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED http://t.co/Ge15O3Ee
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@ajvan: People who believe in Jesus embrace the incredible reality that not only does he approve of Hell, he also leads a prison break out of it.
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@knguyen: Apparently it is Geek Pride Day. I didn't realize today was the internet.
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Offline: Ignorance | The Verge
@tcarmody: "Without the internet, the price of knowing is steep, and the price of trivia is steeper." -@futurepaul http://t.co/DNweDjyR
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2 days ago by asimone
Biden: I understood thoughts of suicide - POLITICO.com
@michaelschaub: For anyone who's survived suicidal depression, this brave Joe Biden moment is pretty significant. http://t.co/Jh6vpApx
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2 days ago by asimone
First Contact | Flickr - Photo Sharing!
@spavis: i want to see whatever movie Pixar would make based on this: http://t.co/8H11Xnk6
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@notch: I'm on a boat and, it's going fast and, we're taking our moms out for swedish Mother's Day, which is this Sunday. I forked a mermaid!
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2 days ago by asimone
The Mary Sue
@BadAstronomer: RT @infamy_infamy: Scarlett Johannson sums up an industry's worth of sexism in one question (& a devastating side-eye) http://t.co/VkFOdH6o
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Reggie Watts disorients you in the most entertaining way | Video on TED.com
@reggiewatts: Holy cows, my TED talk is now online!!!! Thanks TED ! ! ! http://t.co/iLuBKI9o
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2 days ago by asimone
Navigator taintEnabled() Method
@meandmybadself: My new favorite global JavaScript method: http://t.co/ytq4h84y Is your taint enabled?
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These are actual questions on the New Patient forms at a dent... on Twitpic
@griffinmcelroy: These are actual questions on the New Patient forms at a dentist I'm going to today. Horrifying. http://t.co/K6hm6R0u
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@IssaRae: I actually give LOTS of fucks. Tons of them. I'm a prostitute of feelings.
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Twitter / michelehyde: Note the choking hazard. h
@michelehyde: Note the choking hazard. http://t.co/pJcx4JEJ
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2 days ago by asimone
4chan.org UVs for April 2012 | Compete
@jomc: Wow RT @AdrianChen Theory: 4chan is over. Evidence: http://t.co/fAEa8ANG
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@billder: Would Romney be allowed to have multiple vice presidents?
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3 days ago by asimone
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@waxpancake: Sold out in two days. There are no words for the trust and support you've shown, and how much it means to me. I'm in a state of pure wonder.
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@hotdogsladies: I suspect a lot of medical marijuana is used to sit on a medical couch playing medical video games while listening to medical shitty reggae.
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3 days ago by asimone
Meet the tireless entrepreneur who squatted at AOL | Bootstrap - CNET News
@nytimesbits: Free food, showers, couches. What better place to squat than AOL's offices? This guy did it for two months. http://t.co/Vsmw7EVN
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@cleversimon: @mrgan chmod 420?
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3 days ago by asimone
When somebody says what sounds like “it’s only... - more than 95 theses
@ayjay: "When somebody says what sounds like “it’s only religion that keeps us from behaving like savages” I..." http://t.co/36FgauZw
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@CastIrony: "Then why don't you eat something?" she asked. "It's no use," said the Tiger sadly. "I've tried that, but I always get hungry again."
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@ablaze: Oh my lordy lordy lord. Tweetbot now has keyword muting. Goodbye forever, sportsball.
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@MatthewBattles: Correction: 24 books! I forgot to count this handy volume. Also, 4 beverage containers, 50% of them containi http://t.co/0AMgxrEg
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3 days ago by asimone
Announcing The Social Business Journal
@techguerilla: Love this idea RT @peterkim: Announcing The @dachisgroup Social Business Journal http://t.co/fojpvdxK
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3 days ago by asimone
Twitter / MituK: Hey, @Dove - do you not co
@debcha: According to @Dove, there's normal skin…and then there's dark skin. #wtf http://t.co/GJLMFl6f /via @MituK @benoonbenoon
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Twitter / nikcub: Yahoo included their cert
@nikcub: Yahoo included their cert private key inside the Axis Chrome extension.. (means anybody can sign extension as yahoo).. http://t.co/MOPs2mJv
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3 days ago by asimone
Free Keynote Mockup Templates for iPhone, iPad, Android, ... - Keynotopia
@globalmoxie: Fan of doing UI mockups/prototypes in Keynote? You're gonna swoon for these free @keynotopia templates: http://t.co/AAf9s1uj
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@alaindebotton: My only qualification: to report with unusual rigour how I don't have any more clue what is afoot than the next person.
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4 days ago by asimone
Twitter / fchimero: Stuffing envelopes. There'
@fchimero: Stuffing envelopes. There's books in those things. http://t.co/gYaswfCk
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4 days ago by asimone
Man, stranded in the desert, makes a motorcycle from his broken car - Hack a Day
@deronbauman: Man, stranded in the desert, makes a motorcycle from his broken car http://t.co/B4RsvtQt
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@UnlikelyWords: What's a dude developer's favorite vegetable? Duh, brogrammers love broccoli.
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4 days ago by asimone
Doodle: The terrifying truth about bears. on Twitpic
@Twistedlilkitty: Doodle: The terrifyingly amazing truth about bears. http://t.co/58UaqaWG
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4 days ago by asimone
Language Log » News flash: Congresscritters using slightly shorter words and sentences
@StanCarey: "take whatever preconception you've decided to reinforce…and cite some Flesch-Kincaid numbers to make it scientific-y" http://t.co/DTzH3SaO
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@mattthomas: Is there any doubt that, on balance, the automobile has been a complete disaster for humanity? Maybe we should let the auto industry die.
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@mattthomas: The generation of knowledge cannot be separated from the generation of ignorance. New knowledge, by definition, creates new ignorance.
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@TheRoboticDan: If you make me search for an old email I sent because you don't organize your inbox at all, we're not being to be best friends.
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@ADAMATOMIC: a game where all you do is open apps and close them again to get the little red notification circles to disappear
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5 days ago by asimone
XOXO Festival by Andy Baio — Kickstarter
@waxpancake: Hugely excited to announce @xoxo, a new conference & festival this September in Portland! Get your tix quick: http://t.co/p6pfgYQ8
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@blam: Remember when some tech writers encouraged preorders for the crunchpad? That was not good service.
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@spavis: @asimone i disagree w/your suggestion that you think you disagree w/my suggestion assuming you think i'm suggesting smthing you disagree w/
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@ABlakeley: This is my new favourite way of dealing with negative feedback. http://t.co/wezJGClX
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Twitter / Fixational: What happens when you leav ...
@fixational: What happens when you leave your iPad unattended: http://t.co/erJvR0CM
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@biorhythmist: My cat's zen garden is disgusting.
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@hallithbates: My comfort-doodle is and has always been Evil Cats... It calms me to draw their sneers. http://t.co/it4AWfzJ
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@fireland: If I make my therapist cry one more time I get a free froyo!
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@marcoarment: I got threatened by a lawyer this morning for breach of contract because Instapaper now requires iOS 5 and doesn't work on his iPhone 3G.
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6 days ago by asimone
Twitter / mannyanekal: Coolest pic I've seen so f ...
@mannyanekal: Coolest pic I've seen so far: #eclipse #ItsLikeSpaceWithoutTheStars http://t.co/WbYp7oRl
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@matthewbaldwin: My neighbor is a font of ideas, but the font, alas, is dingbats.
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I'm sorry to inform you that Earth is about to be been e... on Twitpic
@wikkit: I'm sorry to inform you that Earth is about to be been eaten by a fire demon. http://t.co/kAKUBCjl
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@knguyen: I wonder how many times on average an article on The Verge mentions The Verge.
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Twitter / ████ ██ ██████: ohai @Chicago_Police I exp ...
@artesoy: Shit. RT @kylehillman Gloves come off #CPD - literally. MT: @LifeInGotham:#noNATO #OChi http://t.co/s2tdD3R3”
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7 days ago by asimone
JonLax.com - The unOfficial homepage of Jon Lax
@waxpancake: Sometimes, you see a personal homepage so good—no, revelatory—that you realize your last ten years were in vain. http://t.co/ITQIu6x8
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@kissane: The things I most want to make are never going to have a business plan.
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@RBReich: Why is Right (tea party, GOP) more organized than Left (Occupiers, Dems)? Authoritarian personalties take orders, anti-authoritarian don't.
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7 days ago by asimone
Big "Jews Against The Internet" Protest Planned For Citi Field: Gothamist
@arikia: Getting ready to head to the anti-internet rally at Citi Field http://t.co/xCvkdZBt Just a casual Sunday.
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7 days ago by asimone
Derpiest Drawbridge Evurr - YouTube
@notch: This is how the pros play Minecraft: http://t.co/SlPgeL66!
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@JulieVPhoto: The people that work and play here are the best! http://t.co/c55eBiuc
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@ActualPerson084: BRANDS OF BODY WASH WHICH CLAIM TO ATTRACT OWLS. LONG ROWS OF BOTTLES PROMISING ROOMS FULL OF OWLS. YOUR BATHTUBS PACKED WITH OVER 100 OWLS.
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@openculture: David Foster Wallace Reads "Consider the Lobster" http://t.co/1uE06JVf Added to our Free Audio Books List: http://t.co/g6Vk9J5W
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@arikia: Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night. -Dade Murphy/Ginsburg
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@treestman: Working on my Summer projects list. I forget, did we decide everyone should learn coding or not?
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8 days ago by asimone
Twitter / apocryphal mat honan: Justice, at last. Thanks, ...
@mat: Justice, at last. Thanks, @WSJ http://t.co/t9sG6jD5
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8 days ago by asimone
Quisby
@nostrich: Plagiarism is in the news again, so here's a quick tip for keeping the fact checkers off your back: http://t.co/9A2lIyGf
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@spekulation: This guy just got mad because we don't have a yellow-pages. We also don't have an abacus or a sun-dial.
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@yo_stellar: Due to popular demand, all external links on Stellar now open in a new tab/window by default. 1998 me is shaking his head at current me.
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Twitter / Robin Sloan: Last-minute invitation fro ...
@robinsloan: Arrived at Fatebook HQ on Menlo Prime & waved my invitation around: http://t.co/f7nKpV5Q Now I'm sitting waaay in the back. #FB3012
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@alexismadrigal: The more I think about it, the more amazed I am that we all convinced ourselves being on the same social network was what we wanted.
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@patr1ck: It's crazy, a company that just shows ads to bored moms and teenagers is worth 1/5th of a company that sells $40B in hardware/quarter.
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@henrygoldman: instead of saying "intelligentsia" to refer to cultural thoughtleaders, im switching to "thoughtarazzi". intelligentsia implies intelligence
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@jimray: Remember to put out a plate of tracking cookies and warm glass of brand engagement for Zucker Claus tonight
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@jillkolongowski: why is everyone so middle aged. when did this happen.
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