@mrconnorobrien: Really want to write a book on CSS just for the pun potential. Theoretical subsections include "Div and conquer" & "Class consciousness".

@UnlikelyWords: Stellar Achievement Unlocked. I met one of the 5 @yo_stellar kids I'd recognize on the street & he was crying, then he gave me a high five.

@keaggy: This "super glue" should be renamed Shitbag Dead Butterfly Sleepover Training Wheels Apocolypse Kitten Glue. Cuz it's sure not very super.

@UnlikelyWords: Watching this Italian guy on the bus get annoyed by the little girl behind him singing show tunes is the only thing making me less stabby.

@badbanana: My worst fear is being buried alive without WiFi.

@marianlorraine: We like the kind that jingles, we prefer the kind that folds.

@gruber: “It makes me nervous to know that Mike Monteiro drives sometimes.”

Favorite: Proper Perspective, by r3nn3r

@matthewbaldwin: I figured out a strategy so effective that this video game is now totally boring. So it's not like you're the only person with problems.

（BGM: フリー音楽素材MusMus　様より http://musmus.main.jp/） 誕生日の特別企画として、2011年のビデオを使って作りました。As a special plan of Maru's birthday, I made "I am Maru 4." with videos of 2011.

@techguerilla: "Let's see, how can I reword the exact same topic again?" - Blogging

@anildash: Love is patient, love is kind. Love does not troll for YouTube hits, nor lend itself to OMG on Buzzfeed. It does not trend on Twitter.

http://www.ted.com Reggie Watts' beats defy boxes. Unplug your logic board and watch as he blends poetry and crosses musical genres in this larger-than-life performance. TEDTalks is a daily video podcast of the best talks and performances from the TED Conference, where the world's leading thinkers and doers give the talk of their lives in 18 minutes. Featured speakers have included Al Gore on climate change, Philippe Starck on design, Jill Bolte Taylor on observing her own stroke, Nicholas Negroponte on One Laptop per Child, Jane Goodall on chimpanzees, Bill Gates on malaria and mosquitoes, Pattie Maes on the "Sixth Sense" wearable tech, and "Lost" producer JJ Abrams on the allure of mystery. TED stands for Technology, Entertainment, Design, and TEDTalks cover these topics as well as science, business, development and the arts. Closed captions and translated subtitles in a variety of languages are now available on TED.com, at http://www.ted.com/translate If you have questions or comments about this or other TED videos, please go to http://support.ted.com

@gabrielgironda: WE ENCOURAGED PEOPLE TO LEARN TO PROGRAM AND JUST LOOK AT WHAT HAPPENED http://t.co/Ge15O3Ee

@ajvan: People who believe in Jesus embrace the incredible reality that not only does he approve of Hell, he also leads a prison break out of it.

@knguyen: Apparently it is Geek Pride Day. I didn't realize today was the internet.

@tcarmody: "Without the internet, the price of knowing is steep, and the price of trivia is steeper." -@futurepaul http://t.co/DNweDjyR

@michaelschaub: For anyone who's survived suicidal depression, this brave Joe Biden moment is pretty significant. http://t.co/Jh6vpApx

@spavis: i want to see whatever movie Pixar would make based on this: http://t.co/8H11Xnk6

@notch: I'm on a boat and, it's going fast and, we're taking our moms out for swedish Mother's Day, which is this Sunday. I forked a mermaid!

@BadAstronomer: RT @infamy_infamy: Scarlett Johannson sums up an industry's worth of sexism in one question (& a devastating side-eye) http://t.co/VkFOdH6o

@reggiewatts: Holy cows, my TED talk is now online!!!! Thanks TED ! ! ! http://t.co/iLuBKI9o

@meandmybadself: My new favorite global JavaScript method: http://t.co/ytq4h84y Is your taint enabled?

@griffinmcelroy: These are actual questions on the New Patient forms at a dentist I'm going to today. Horrifying. http://t.co/K6hm6R0u

@IssaRae: I actually give LOTS of fucks. Tons of them. I'm a prostitute of feelings.

@michelehyde: Note the choking hazard. http://t.co/pJcx4JEJ

@jomc: Wow RT @AdrianChen Theory: 4chan is over. Evidence: http://t.co/fAEa8ANG

@billder: Would Romney be allowed to have multiple vice presidents?

Favorite: Parking meters, by ★keaggy.com

@waxpancake: Sold out in two days. There are no words for the trust and support you've shown, and how much it means to me. I'm in a state of pure wonder.

@hotdogsladies: I suspect a lot of medical marijuana is used to sit on a medical couch playing medical video games while listening to medical shitty reggae.

@nytimesbits: Free food, showers, couches. What better place to squat than AOL's offices? This guy did it for two months. http://t.co/Vsmw7EVN

@cleversimon: @mrgan chmod 420?

@ayjay: "When somebody says what sounds like “it’s only religion that keeps us from behaving like savages” I..." http://t.co/36FgauZw

@CastIrony: "Then why don't you eat something?" she asked. "It's no use," said the Tiger sadly. "I've tried that, but I always get hungry again."

@ablaze: Oh my lordy lordy lord. Tweetbot now has keyword muting. Goodbye forever, sportsball.

@MatthewBattles: Correction: 24 books! I forgot to count this handy volume. Also, 4 beverage containers, 50% of them containi http://t.co/0AMgxrEg

@techguerilla: Love this idea RT @peterkim: Announcing The @dachisgroup Social Business Journal http://t.co/fojpvdxK

@debcha: According to @Dove, there's normal skin…and then there's dark skin. #wtf http://t.co/GJLMFl6f /via @MituK @benoonbenoon

@nikcub: Yahoo included their cert private key inside the Axis Chrome extension.. (means anybody can sign extension as yahoo).. http://t.co/MOPs2mJv

@globalmoxie: Fan of doing UI mockups/prototypes in Keynote? You're gonna swoon for these free @keynotopia templates: http://t.co/AAf9s1uj

@alaindebotton: My only qualification: to report with unusual rigour how I don't have any more clue what is afoot than the next person.

Favorite: Eggstraterrestrial (t-shirt design), by Laser Bread

@fchimero: Stuffing envelopes. There's books in those things. http://t.co/gYaswfCk

@deronbauman: Man, stranded in the desert, makes a motorcycle from his broken car http://t.co/B4RsvtQt

@UnlikelyWords: What's a dude developer's favorite vegetable? Duh, brogrammers love broccoli.

@Twistedlilkitty: Doodle: The terrifyingly amazing truth about bears. http://t.co/58UaqaWG

Paul Miller left the internet for a year (http://youtu.be/ar5VzGAjGV4). So it isn't surprising that he ended up at Citi Field with 40,000 Orthodox Jews with strong opinions on Internet use. Read his entire article: http://vrge.co/K8EkLa

@StanCarey: "take whatever preconception you've decided to reinforce…and cite some Flesch-Kincaid numbers to make it scientific-y" http://t.co/DTzH3SaO

@mattthomas: Is there any doubt that, on balance, the automobile has been a complete disaster for humanity? Maybe we should let the auto industry die.

@mattthomas: The generation of knowledge cannot be separated from the generation of ignorance. New knowledge, by definition, creates new ignorance.

@TheRoboticDan: If you make me search for an old email I sent because you don't organize your inbox at all, we're not being to be best friends.

@ADAMATOMIC: a game where all you do is open apps and close them again to get the little red notification circles to disappear

@waxpancake: Hugely excited to announce @xoxo, a new conference & festival this September in Portland! Get your tix quick: http://t.co/p6pfgYQ8

@blam: Remember when some tech writers encouraged preorders for the crunchpad? That was not good service.

@spavis: @asimone i disagree w/your suggestion that you think you disagree w/my suggestion assuming you think i'm suggesting smthing you disagree w/

@ABlakeley: This is my new favourite way of dealing with negative feedback. http://t.co/wezJGClX

@fixational: What happens when you leave your iPad unattended: http://t.co/erJvR0CM

@biorhythmist: My cat's zen garden is disgusting.

Favorite: ., by neon.tambourine

@hallithbates: My comfort-doodle is and has always been Evil Cats... It calms me to draw their sneers. http://t.co/it4AWfzJ

Leap represents an entirely new way to interact with your computers. It's more accurate than a mouse, as reliable as a keyboard and more sensitive than a touchscreen. For the first time, you can control a computer in three dimensions with your natural hand and finger movements.

@fireland: If I make my therapist cry one more time I get a free froyo!

@marcoarment: I got threatened by a lawyer this morning for breach of contract because Instapaper now requires iOS 5 and doesn't work on his iPhone 3G.

@mannyanekal: Coolest pic I've seen so far: #eclipse #ItsLikeSpaceWithoutTheStars http://t.co/WbYp7oRl

@matthewbaldwin: My neighbor is a font of ideas, but the font, alas, is dingbats.

@wikkit: I'm sorry to inform you that Earth is about to be been eaten by a fire demon. http://t.co/kAKUBCjl

Favorite: Eclipse-2476.jpg, by Starfires

Favorite: , by Quarlo

@knguyen: I wonder how many times on average an article on The Verge mentions The Verge.

@artesoy: Shit. RT @kylehillman Gloves come off #CPD - literally. MT: @LifeInGotham:#noNATO #OChi http://t.co/s2tdD3R3”

@waxpancake: Sometimes, you see a personal homepage so good—no, revelatory—that you realize your last ten years were in vain. http://t.co/ITQIu6x8

@kissane: The things I most want to make are never going to have a business plan.

@RBReich: Why is Right (tea party, GOP) more organized than Left (Occupiers, Dems)? Authoritarian personalties take orders, anti-authoritarian don't.

@arikia: Getting ready to head to the anti-internet rally at Citi Field http://t.co/xCvkdZBt Just a casual Sunday.

@notch: This is how the pros play Minecraft: http://t.co/SlPgeL66!

@JulieVPhoto: The people that work and play here are the best! http://t.co/c55eBiuc

@ActualPerson084: BRANDS OF BODY WASH WHICH CLAIM TO ATTRACT OWLS. LONG ROWS OF BOTTLES PROMISING ROOMS FULL OF OWLS. YOUR BATHTUBS PACKED WITH OVER 100 OWLS.

@openculture: David Foster Wallace Reads "Consider the Lobster" http://t.co/1uE06JVf Added to our Free Audio Books List: http://t.co/g6Vk9J5W