Linux kernel mod that forces very system call to open an .mp3 file to open the .mp3 file of your choice (presumably, something by Rick Astley). I've had this in my tabs for N months, and *still* find it funny -- I'm surprised I hadn't saved it before now.

"Usage: http://httpcats.herokuapp.com/[http_status_code]"

"Finger on the button here, dude."

"Here are a few examples of instances where other languages have found the right word and English simply falls speechless..." -- and then they proceed to *give English translations* for the "untranslatable" words. What's really awesomely untranslatable is the awesome feeling I get when I happen across a webpage, like this one, that's so immediately self-negating; try finding a word for *that*, English nerds!!

Via Aaron Clauset's blog.

"This is a fundamental tension in Caplanian thought, namely the desire to promote intuitions of both meritocracy/desert and facts about heritability. Bryan can't have it both ways." -- Humorous.

"We haue replaced Chaucer wyth a top team of new media specialistes."