O rly? There's memes on the internets.

Jack Handey thinks dinosaurs are overrated. "A world ruled by dinosaurs? It didn't make any sense! I could understand a world where dinosaurs had some say -- but not rule," he says.

Seriously, cracking an egg is not difficult. Unless you don’t have hands or have severe arthritis, there is no need for a gadget like this to take up drawer space in your kitchen.

The hand-held device was developed by the Pentagon for U.S. soldiers serving in Iraq and Afghanistan. Now, Los Angeles police are using it to broadcast commands such as "hands behind your back" in dozens of languages.

Seeking to mollify an angry girlfriend, Sammy Zabib of New York drove to Atlantic City to buy her the designer jeans she had spotted earlier. While waiting for the store to open, he played some slots -- and hit for $800,000. Then he bought the jeans.

Annoying would be the nicer way of describing screeching audio ads for Tacos playing when you visit a website, a sure way to drive visitors away would be another take on it.

The description of the triple portrait hanging in the NPG

Controversial critic and disgraced blogger Lee Siegel rages against Internet culture and blogofascism.

Screencaster Donnie Hoyle says you suck at Photoshop, and offers a few hilarious NSFW tutorials that contain some naughty words (so don't watch 'em in front of the children.)

Investor and prankster Yossi Vardi delivers a careful lecture on the dangers of blogging. Specifically, um, for men.

It's not like he fucking won the Nobel Peace Prize for that shit.

Of course my business is going to go straight to shit because I've alienated all my customers, but that's a small price to pay for such a great practical joke.

If she wanted to make it up to me (pay attention honey) she could buy me this nasty-ass Alienware monitor.

Two men were arrested on Tuesday after pushing a corpse, seated in an office chair, along the sidewalk to a check-cashing store to cash the dead man’s Social Security check.

An all-too-typical flight experience, regarded from a single seat.

The internet is crawling with eligible ladies

You know what would make 2008 a really kickass year? A shit-ton of extra lives -- and this scarf provides them

Charlie, we're on a bridge!

A few real corkers from a year abundant with journalistic mistakes.