The 8-Bit Dynamic Life Shirts From Thinkgeek remind me of playing Zelda and cost $25 apiece (but you're going to need two).

The Consumer Electronics Show opens in Las Vegas with some 140,000 people in attendance. They will be able to get a glimpse of the world's biggest TV screen, the smallest computer and solar batteries. And they will review a lot of things that connect to e

Of course my business is going to go straight to shit because I've alienated all my customers, but that's a small price to pay for such a great practical joke.