It's you, not me: 42 ways to break up with someone | Life and style | The Guardian
13 days ago by Nachimir
'One morning you woke up and said, very seriously, "I feel really weird." I was so relieved.
"Me, too!" I said. "This really isn't working, is it?"
There was a very long silence. "I meant about that ham I had yesterday night."'
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"Me, too!" I said. "This really isn't working, is it?"
There was a very long silence. "I meant about that ham I had yesterday night."'
13 days ago by Nachimir
British Problems
5 weeks ago by Nachimir
"I wanted to buy some half-price chocolate at WH Smith but wasn't offered any and didn't want to make a scene." "I'm shouting the answers to this Radio 4 quiz, but the idiots keep getting it wrong nonetheless."
british
english
problems
reddit
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5 weeks ago by Nachimir
Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml: Amazon.co.uk: Health & Beauty
6 weeks ago by Nachimir
First review: "DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)"
twitter
hair
men
amazon
reviews
bollocks
balls
testicles
gonads
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6 weeks ago by Nachimir
How Bots Seized Control of My Pricing Strategy
february 2012 by Nachimir
"a delightful futuristic absurdity: a computer program, pretending to be human, hawking a book about computers pretending to be human, while other computer programs pretend to have used copies of it. A book that was never actually written, much less printed and read."
amazon
books
twitter
bots
software
computing
AI
algorithms
code
pricing
sales
automation
absurd
funnyhaha
february 2012 by Nachimir
Popjustice - A note to Alternative Music Scribes having trouble with Lana Del Rey
january 2012 by Nachimir
"We know you're upset and we know you're angry but please don't talk about being used. You want to be used. You want to be a tastemaker. You want to be the one PRs and pluggers and labels come to when they want to launch a new artist. You want to decide when things are good or bad and you want the comments on your blog articles from the people who disagree."
pop
music
musicians
journalism
press
musicpress
alt
alternative
funnyhaha
january 2012 by Nachimir
Microsoft keeps it old-school with a pricey text adventure game, Visual Studio 2010
january 2012 by Nachimir
"Microsoft has jumped onto the free-to-play bandwagon with its latest game, a text-driven adventure called Visual Studio 2010. The innovative new game marries the traditional interactive fiction text adventure with its arcane commands and exploration with the free-form, open-ended gaming pioneered by the likes of SimCity.
There are two major modes to the game, a textual spell-casting game, and a more complex interactive puzzle mode.
Play starts with the spell game. The game has three difficulty modes. In the two easiest modes Visual Studio questers must cast spells to appease a malevolent gatekeeper known only as "the compiler,""
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There are two major modes to the game, a textual spell-casting game, and a more complex interactive puzzle mode.
Play starts with the spell game. The game has three difficulty modes. In the two easiest modes Visual Studio questers must cast spells to appease a malevolent gatekeeper known only as "the compiler,""
january 2012 by Nachimir
VIDEO: OWS Occupies Movie-Set Replica Of Itself, for Real | Mother Jones
december 2011 by Nachimir
'A few hours after television producers set up a replica of Occupy Wall Street for the filming of a new episode of Law and Order Special Victims Unit, the real Occupy Wall Street announced plans to occupy the fake one. […] As of about 1:00 a.m., the police had begun to push protesters out of the park and dismantle the set. "NYPD does not respect Law And Order," the crowd chanted cheekily. At one point, an occupier asked an officer, "Are these real barricades, or a set piece?"'
occupy
ows
television
baudrillard
protest
funnyhaha
december 2011 by Nachimir
Some Revised Tourism Slogans | The Awl
november 2011 by Nachimir
"What Happens In Morocco Doesn't Stay In Morocco, In Fact It Spirals Into An International Incident; You, However, In A Very Permanent Sense, Stay In Morocco"
tourism
advertising
slogans
satire
funnyhaha
november 2011 by Nachimir
Ludus Novus » Blog Archive » Why So Few Violent Games?
august 2011 by Nachimir
"One of the most ambitious attempts at combat games, Chris Crawford’s oddly-named Gorytron, simulates combat to dizzying detail. It tracks blood flow, heart rate, muscle fatigue, and an array of other internal properties of its NPCs. One would think that this approach would be the perfect way to present interesting action scenes. Yet its clumsy menu-based interactions and awkward presentation make it into something Crawford himself admitted was a failure. Action games are just really hard to make."
games
satire
funnyhaha
videogames
august 2011 by Nachimir
Scotland Yard Basically Owned by Rupert Murdoch
july 2011 by Nachimir
"Anyway, if he has any sense Murdoch will just shutter Scotland Yard the way he did News of the World, and then re-open it later branded as The Sun Investigates or something."
funnyhaha
notw
newsinternational
newscorp
news
uk
corruption
police
july 2011 by Nachimir
Tim Vine Jokes - Tim Vine One Liners Jokes
january 2011 by Nachimir
"A friend of mine always wanted to be run over by a steam train. When it happened, he was chuffed to bits!"
jokes
timvine
comedy
oneliners
funnyhaha
january 2011 by Nachimir
Licence to Generate | Five Players
september 2010 by Nachimir
"Unburdened by the librarian’s strict gaze, my home version became more x-rated, with lashings of spray can viscera pouring from any clipart foolish enough to mess with Bond."
jamesbond
powerpoint
funnyhaha
strange
creative
presentations
cinema
september 2010 by Nachimir
Student attacks Hells Angels with puppy - Animal weirdness- msnbc.com
june 2010 by Nachimir
"A German student created a traffic jam in Bavaria after making a rude gesture at a group of Hells Angels motorcycle gang members, hurling a puppy at them and then escaping on a stolen bulldozer."
news
bikers
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wtf
june 2010 by Nachimir
The Indie Game Doctor | formspring.me
february 2010 by Nachimir
I think I know who this is :)
indiegames
games
gamesindustry
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february 2010 by Nachimir
The Singularity cleans my carpet | Beyond The Beyond
february 2010 by Nachimir
"a Roomba knockoff with a laser range-finder? This isn’t exactly a wildly accelerating exponential ramp to posthumanity, guys."
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singularity
technology
cleaning
robotics
brucesterling
february 2010 by Nachimir
Life Is Hard
january 2010 by Nachimir
Platform game, one minute long, excellent punchline.
games
funnysick
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flash
flashgames
january 2010 by Nachimir
Jedi religion founder accuses Tesco of discrimination over rules on hoods | World news | guardian.co.uk
september 2009 by Nachimir
"If Jedi walk around our stores with their hoods on, they'll miss lots of special offers." fnar
funnyhaha
jedi
starwars
sf
sciencefiction
tesco
shopping
religion
september 2009 by Nachimir
pub comments # beerintheevening.com
august 2009 by Nachimir
This review is hilarious: "Obviously when business is busy it becomes hard to keep track of drinks, but in my 10 years drinking, I have never, EVER, had a drink (let alone half a pint) taken from me without being asked if it is dead (let alone stolen from me when I am in the toilets)" (anonymous - 13 Oct 2006 09:59)
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london
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iawaityourswiftreply
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august 2009 by Nachimir
World Science Festival 2009: Bobby McFerrin Demonstrates the Power of the Pentatonic Scale on Vimeo
august 2009 by Nachimir
This is really excellent. Non-verbal presentation on music and expectations. Neurological rule sets that express themselves beyond initial boundaries.
neurology
music
performance
video
science
funnyhaha
bobbymcferrin
pentatonic
scales
fun
august 2009 by Nachimir
A Softer World: 470
august 2009 by Nachimir
"I always thought violence didn't solve anything. Until one day it did".
comics
funnyhaha
funnysick
asofterworld
photography
august 2009 by Nachimir
Dante’s Inferno Delayed for Tedious, Rigid Adaptation « Hardcasual
april 2009 by Nachimir
“We’ve listened to the fans,” said Jonathan Knight, Dante’s Inferno’s Executive Producer. “And what they want is a 45 hour allegorical cut scene.”
dante
literature
games
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EA
april 2009 by Nachimir
Silhouette Masterpiece Theatre
march 2009 by Nachimir
"Online Predator" is ace :)
funnyhaha
design
art
illustration
typography
inspiration
postcards
march 2009 by Nachimir
The 30 Most Obnoxious (And Expensive) Gamer Stock Photos : : The -Minus World : Your Distinguished Source For Video Game Comedy
february 2009 by Nachimir
The captions get better as it goes on. Page 3 is very good.
funnyhaha
games
videogames
photography
images
stockphotography
february 2009 by Nachimir
auntie pixelante › what have we become?
february 2009 by Nachimir
"for a long time, these corporations have been pitting their customers - usually young people in search of an identity - against one another as a marketing tactic."
funnyhaha
games
videogames
marketing
business
consoles
lovely
douchebaggery
february 2009 by Nachimir
Almanacco di precariomanzia - Tarocchi MayDay 2007
february 2009 by Nachimir
via bruce sterling. the tarot of uncertain employment.
comics
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economics
work
satire
society
politics
employment
tarot
precarity
february 2009 by Nachimir
WORTHLESS, ILL-INFORMED OPINIONS IN EVERY HOME BY 2012 - The Daily Mash
january 2009 by Nachimir
Matt Locke: "best summary of the digital britain report".
funnyhaha
internet
uk
britain
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january 2009 by Nachimir
Windows 7 vs. Dance Dance Revolution
january 2009 by Nachimir
Took me a little while to spot the connection :)
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january 2009 by Nachimir
New look for Lara will be 'more female-friendly': how, exactly? | Technology | guardian.co.uk
january 2009 by Nachimir
Some of the comments are hilarious/sad
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tombraider
games
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menopause
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sexism
pr
studpidity
january 2009 by Nachimir
Amazon.com: Playmobil Security Check Point: Toys & Games
january 2009 by Nachimir
Amazing. Make sure to read the customer reviews
funnyhaha
security
satire
toys
government
terrorism
playmobil
facism
funnyscary
january 2009 by Nachimir
Abyss & Apex : Fourth Quarter 2007: Wikihistory
january 2009 by Nachimir
"Take it easy on the kid, SilverFox316; everybody kills Hitler on their first trip. I did. It always gets fixed within a few minutes, what's the harm?"
funnyhaha
timetravel
sf
sciencefiction
january 2009 by Nachimir
STEWART LEE - Officially the 41st Best Stand Up Ever.::WWW.STEWARTLEE.CO.UK::.
january 2009 by Nachimir
All of Fist of Fun and This Morning with Richard Not Judy, on google video, legally.
TV
stewartlee
richardherring
fistoffun
funnyhaha
comedy
leeandherring
video
january 2009 by Nachimir
YouTube - Nigella's XXXmas
january 2009 by Nachimir
NSFW. Many lols at our office though.
video
funnyhaha
sex
nigellalawson
cookery
food
youtube
january 2009 by Nachimir
xkcd - A Webcomic - Converting to Metric
january 2009 by Nachimir
As well a being funny, this is also very useful. Related to languages too: Translation/substitution doesn't work well with memory, imagery does.
language
xkcd
comics
metric
imperial
culture
technology
science
funnyhaha
reference
conversion
webcomics
january 2009 by Nachimir
Charlie Brooker: Survive 2009 by learning to love and share. Why not start by frolicking in a bubble bath with a neighbour? | Comment is free | The Guardian
january 2009 by Nachimir
"Feral children eating sloppy handfuls of decomposed-pigeon-and-baked-bean mulch scraped from the bottom of dustbins in a desperate bid to survive. The pound worth less than the acorn."
funnyhaha
politics
world
recession
business
industry
survival
2009
writing
charliebrooker
guardian
satire
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january 2009 by Nachimir
YouTube - The Mom Song
january 2009 by Nachimir
Cheese, but impressive cheese.
cheese
singing
songs
motherhood
kids
music
parenting
videos
funnyhaha
january 2009 by Nachimir
YouTube - GamePro TV Episode 1 - "Mag-net-o" Edition
december 2008 by Nachimir
Watch the first few minutes, then skip to 8:20 :)
games
funnyhaha
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retro
funny
DUDE
sega
funnyawful
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december 2008 by Nachimir
Random James Bond Movie Generator
november 2008 by Nachimir
Heh. Needs adverts :)
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random
funnyhaha
wtf
web
november 2008 by Nachimir
Zina Saunders
november 2008 by Nachimir
Excellent work.
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art
funnyhaha
usa
election
sarahpalin
johnmccain
america
november 2008 by Nachimir
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