The one where Eames knocks Arthur's subconscious up.

The one where their car breaks down in the middle of a deserted road.

The one where Steve gets lost in a time loop and Tony goes to find him.

Arthur is an ex-model and Eames is Vegas card dealer. Arthur wants Eames to help him with a con.

John-centric, in which John reflects on Harry's relationship with Clara.

The one where Eames runs a tattoo parlor.

The one where Eames is nobility and Arthur is his horse-hand.

Eames and Arthur go way back. Farther back than either one of them will admit.

The one where John is a werewolf, and Sherlock wants them to have sex on a full moon.

“I’m putting an embargo on motivational parenting books,” Arthur warns. “I really mean it this time.”

This follows Atom to Atom, Pattern to Pattern (though it can also stand alone) and was inspired by this prompt from the kink meme. Contains lactation and references to mpreg.

Eames is a high-end thief. Arthur is a private investigator hired to catch him. Summary: Ridiculous events ensue; something like love happens somewhere along the way. (Warning for extra bad Eames spelling, haha)

Arthur hates Eames' clothes. Mostly for how comfortable they are.

20 Random Facts about Arthur, who doesn't take bad risks. And Eames is nothing but a bad risk.

Arthur and Eames aren't particularly nice to each other. It doesn't matter.

Erm, Sherlock loves John so much he could eat him?

In which John is nearly as brilliant as Sherlock himself.

Arthur builds a relationship with Cobb, which begins as casual sex between friends and gradually becomes more. But as it does so, Arthur's lack of confidence in Cobb weighs on him.

Circus Au. Yusuf is the magician, Ariadne is the equestrian vaulter, Arthur is the fire-dancer, Eames is the trapeze artist, Dom is the ringmaster, Robert is the horse-whisperer son of rival circus Fischer and Friends owner. Espionage and popcorn ensue.

Sherlock only wants the same thing everyone wants: to dress John up in a £1000 suit and then strip it right back off him.

John finally sleeps with Sarah but finds it a disappointment. Sherlock tries to help him solve the mystery of why.

The one where Sherlock messes up and has to make it up to John with 1000 kisses.

The one where Sherlock always uses the scientific method. Even during sex.

They'd kissed in the airport after the Fischer job. It was the most efficient inception Arthur had ever witnessed.

AU. Sherlock and John don't meet the way they do in canon. Instead, they meet because Sherlock accidentally sends one of his deduction-texts, meant for Lestrade, to the the wrong number. John's number.

The one where Sherlock steals John's jumpers.

Five reasons the Avengers don't want to live together, and five reasons maybe they do after all.

Sherlock endures the indignities, bodies squirming against one another, the sweat, the saliva, because of John's jam in the fridge and sour-breathed kisses in the morning.

Written for this kinkmeme prompt, which requested codependent!Sherlock tells John he's whatever sexuality John prefers so long as John doesn't leave him.

Brendan Frye is dead. Handsome Bob doesn't exist anymore. Unfortunately, neither Arthur's nor Eames's subconscious agrees.

The one where Arthur accidentally calls Eames "baby".

John has always known everything that he needed to know about Sherlock Holmes.

The one where Eames is an illusionist.

In which Arthur gets presents from a secret admirer.

The one where Eames is an assassin, and he and Arthur get to have a life time together.

The one with the explosion and the hand-job. *nodnod*

In which they compare scars. And Arthur decides he doesn't mind a few more.

A/N: I meant this fic to be 500 words of porn about scar one-upmanship, born out of watching Lethal Weapon 3 too many times at a formative age. Somehow that turned into 3000 words about making yourself vulnerable to another person. Yeah. I don't know what my issue is either...

Arthur waits for Eames to make up his mind.

The one where Arthur can always find Eames in a forgery, because every gambler has a tell.

In which Eames is a contrary, cynical bastard and Arthur is new to dreamshare. To begin with, at least.

In which Arthur and Eames break a curtain rod having sex, and go to IKEA to replace it.

Eames has cold. Arthur takes care of him.

20 Random Facts about Eames - who isn't English, isn't old money and isn't sure where the forgeries end.

“I’m Matt, by the way.” He sticks his hand out toward

Jack this time, who takes it automatically, returning a firm, brief

grip. “Your Dad’s, uh, your Dad and I are roomies.”

JACK'S POV.

Charles Xavier and his newly recruited cohort Erik Lensherr work for MI-6; in fact, Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr work for Mycroft Holmes.

An injury takes Erik to Baker Street, to the due and dutiful care of one John Watson.

And then what happens?

In which Arthur is Spanish and likes it when Eames talks dirty to him.

Arthur can’t seem to make his schedule match up with Eames’, but that’s cool. It’s not like he misses him or anything. At various stages.

Time alone isn't always easy to come by on joint exercises in the tropics, but Arthur and Eames manage it anyway.

A back story of sorts.

In which Eames is Arthur's back up, who gives him a lap dance.

In 1967, when a scientific conference on genetics and mutation turns into a dangerous hostage situation -- led by a team of rogue mutants -- Erik realizes it's up to him to save the day. And the hostages. Most particularly the hostage named Charles Xavier.

In which Arthur and Eames end up snowed-in in Eames' family chalet, Eames' family is determined that Switzerland lives up to its stereotype, and goat cheese is serious business. Or at least seriously profitable.

In which Eames greets Arthur by kissing his neck.

Eames makes a proposal, makes things worse and makes himself scarce.

Accidentally married fic. Absolutely hilarious.

College AU! Written partially for this prompt on the kink meme: "Arthur is a (former?) model who did a lot of catalog work as a teenager to earn money for college. Now he's studying at a university in London. Eames used to jack off to catalogs featuring Arthur! They have a class together. Eames is like :O, Arthur is all :?, <3" as well as a personal desire to make Arthur a nude model in a life drawing class.

In which Arthur has penguin pajamas, and has to dress in drag so he and Eames can cross the border.

In which Arthur 'a pain brings you him peace. And in which Eames's both curious and enamored.

In which Arthur and Eames pretend they're a couple while on the run for their lives. Except, by the end of it, they're not really pretending.

The moment when Neji realizes his feelings for Naruto.

Arthur's and Eames's third child is due in four weeks. They need a larger space.

For some reason Arthur hitchhikes. Eames picks him up.

In which Arthur and Eames have grown into sharing a bed long before sleeping together.

Arthur attempts to go on vacation. Mild angst and much introspection ensues. It’s an Arthur character study and appreciation fic!

Arthur finds two kittens then leaves them in Eames's care.

Eames has a hard and fast rule against fucking anyone underage. Arthur would have the utmost respect for this rule, if he hadn't just gotten cockblocked by it at the age of twenty-three.

In which Arthur can hold a grudge like nobody's business, Eames woos with fondant, Dom makes terrible puns, Nash isn't a bad guy, and Saito owns the Food Network.

Yusuf has elegant hands, long-fingered and supple and almost delicate, whether they happen to be handling a flask of some unidentified substance or calmly adjusting his glasses or in dire danger of becoming ink-smeared from the pens he always leaves uncapped. Arthur can’t stop watching them.

Contains references to drug use and addiction.

Notes: Inspired by a prompt from the kink meme: After Arthur acts as a test subject, Yusuf feels bad for kicking him out of chairs and slapping him all day. He offers to buy him a drink after work. That turns into a drunken hook-up that they will both probably regret in the morning, but neither of them cares as it's happening. Arthur's exact words are, "Yusuf, just do it already!"

Arthur's an incubus. 'Nugh said.

Itachi takes Kisame to meet his family for the first time.

Arthur's a vampire. And Eames has goats.

Arthur buys an island. It takes Eames a year to figure which one.

I knew there was a secret behind Arthur's ramrod posture. He wears a corset.

After inception, Eames thinks he should feel like superman, instead, he feels like Clark Kent.

He still wants Arthur as his Lois Lane anyway.

It is a long time before Eames sorts out his feelings towards Arthur.

In which Arthur discovers that Eames has the ability to cure him from insomnia.

Arthur's been struggling against his attraction to Eames because Eames turns him on too much; he comes too soon and it humiliates him. Eames figures it out and teaches him control.

Ariadne finally figures out that they're together when she somehow realizes that they wear each other's dog tags.

Not one or two or three or four, but FIVE (or maybe six) fills to an amazing prompt.

Prompt goes like this: Arthur likes boys, and Arthur likes girls. But the one thing that gets him hotter than anything else is intelligence. If he has any type at all, it's confident, educated, well-read, multi-cultural, and sophisticated, and unafraid to show it.

Suffice it to say: he doesn't think Eames is his type at all. But then something happens that puts the two of them alone in a brand-new setting, and Eames just switches on on a whole new level that Arthur's never seen before.

This is the secret, he thinks. This is what Arthur keeps hidden.

Or: Arthur has wings. Eames is fascinated by them.

The story of how Eames and Arthur meet is one of the great legends of the dream-sharing profession.

In it, there's a dark alley, a foreign country, a bar, a punch in the face, a loaded die, a poker chip, a three-piece suit, and a kiss. Not necessarily in that order. And not necessarily all the time.

Eames works the check-out line in a supermarket. Arthur's the guy that comes in every Thursday at 6:45 pm right before Eames shift ends, buying increasingly odder combinations of things and snarking about the tabloids. Eames may be a little in love.

Arthur is lucky to have Eames. Somebody just as different, someone who understands when he wakes up in the middle of the night feeling like he's all alone in the universe. Eames makes that feeling go away. Eames, however, is not alone.

Warnings: Catboys and werewolves getting it on, heat, knotting, etc.