Eames makes a wish for Arthur to be naked always. To Arthur's displeasure, it actually comes true.

Amnesia is just another case to solve. Piece together unfamiliar faces, reconstruct the old identity, the lost reality. A challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. He can read people like books. The man with the silver hair is his boss. The tottering old woman, his landlady. The girl with the worried look in her eyes… infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.

The one where their car breaks down in the middle of a deserted road.

The one where John discovers that he has a foot fetish.

At Baskerville, John is infected by a virus that turns him into a genius. But when the infection progresses into neurodegeneration, it's a race against time to save himself. Flowers for Algernon fusion.

Eames has a problem. Therefore, naturally, they all have a problem.

Eames’ problem is, he can’t stand the idea of Arthur being intimate with anyone else.

Of course, Arthur can’t stand the idea of being intimate with anyone but Eames, and if they just communicated a little, everything would be fine.

But they don’t communicate. It’s all their fault, which is why we have a plot. It is, incidentally, also why Cobb gets dragged out of retirement, why Eames pulls a gun on a guy he barely knows, and why Ariadne ends up all the way over in Lithuania with only Arthur’s luggage for company.

Woe.

Or, as Ariadne calls it, “You guys are pretty much completely idiotic. ...Except for that part where one of you almost died, sorry.”

Who almost died?

Well.

The one where Steve gets lost in a time loop and Tony goes to find him.

The one where Eames kisses Arthur's hurts better.

If there was one thing that scared him, truly scared him about the dreamstate, it was the thought of getting lost in a poor copy of the beloved original.

The one where Arthur has misread Eames all along.

There are worse places to be, his mother tells him, than in love with the father of your unborn child. even if you haven't told him yet. Even if you're not going to tell him, because he already didn't love you back, and now he'll hate you.

John-centric, in which John reflects on Harry's relationship with Clara.

The one where they have to run from the Russians, then Cobb decides to cockblock them because Mal denied him sex. *nodnod*

In which Sherlock forms a plan to stop women from chasing John.

Arthur and Eames have mid-afternoon sex on the middle of a job they are working together, and enjoy some post-coital knotting afterwards. Except... someone knocks on their hotel room. "Are you two busy?" "...we're kind of tied up at the moment."

The one where they meet for the first time on their wedding day.

The one where they went to the same school and Sherlock had a rather fierce crush on John.

The one where Eames keeps stealing Arthur's stuff to get him to come back.

The one where Sherlock nearly loses his engagement ring.

Most people can’t pinpoint the moment when they first become aware of sex. Charles can. Just a quick look at Charles’ telepathy and how it might shape his attitude towards sex.

"When the next generation of Somnacin compound gets released, people start experiencing odd side effects; they dream about their past lives. The next time Arthur & Eames share a dream, they come across a startling revelation - they've been lovers in every single incarnation of their past selves, finding each other no matter what their form, no matter what obstacles had stood in their way."

"The point is to come up with fantasies about where you'd rather be." Charles and Raven play a game. Charles and Erik have a conversation. The location's rubbish, but the company's good.

Tony is a little slow on the uptake.

The one where they have sex in the shower while Lestrade is waiting downstairs?

Ariadne watches Arthur and Eames. There is something there in the way they watch each other, in the way the lines of Arthur's back tense beneath his pinstriped suit when Eames flicks him, but she doesn’t know what she’s looking for.

In which Eames proposes, twice, and Arthur says no, twice.

Eames has got Arthur all wrong, but he's too busy trying to hit that to notice.

They come together gradually, so slowly, Eames doesn’t notice until he’s in too deep, and he tries to imagine how his life was before Arthur, like testing himself in a dream. He can’t. He doesn’t want to anyway.

...Seduction via arithmetic.

Seduction. Via arithmetic.

The one where Eames is Arthur's blind-date. And they have sex in a bathroom stall. *nodnod*

The one where Arthur is actually Arlet.

The one where Eames is actually Arthur's last name.

The one where Arthur can no longer tell for sure if he's dreaming or not.

Pre-movie. Arthur tries normal life as a bank manager after the Army shuts down its PASIV program, until Eames comes along and steals that normal life right out from under him.

Eames and Arthur go way back. Farther back than either one of them will admit.

Sherlock is asexual. John is not. Possibly, Sherlock should have told him this before they had sex.

The one where John is a werewolf, and Sherlock wants them to have sex on a full moon.

What it says on the tin.

The one time they almost break up, and in turn, realize that they're actually together, a fact which they've somehow managed to miss. Or, nothing says "I love you" like a nose job.

Or, the one where Eames snores like a God damn vacuum cleaner.

“I’m putting an embargo on motivational parenting books,” Arthur warns. “I really mean it this time.”

This follows Atom to Atom, Pattern to Pattern (though it can also stand alone) and was inspired by this prompt from the kink meme. Contains lactation and references to mpreg.

Beautiful, dirty, rich, ambitious, lost, found, running, chasing, young, immortal, out of time, out of breath, one summer, in Taipei, in love, so in love.

Arthur figures if Eames just finally gets what he wants--Arthur's undivided attention--he'll get bored and go away. He's proven spectacularly wrong.

Arthur hates Eames' clothes. Mostly for how comfortable they are.

20 Random Facts about Arthur, who doesn't take bad risks. And Eames is nothing but a bad risk.

Tony nearly dies in the field on a Saturday.

Steve breaks up with Tony the Wednesday after he's released from hospital.

He calls Erik my friend and the words resonate with a meaning only Charles can hear. There's a dangerous pleasure in it, that hidden meaning he longs to be able to share with Erik. Maybe one day, or one night, he'll find a way to tell him. But time is running out and he hasn't done it yet.

“There were clues,” Sherlock said, simply.

What clues could there possibly have been? John had been very guarded, very quiet about the whole thing. But of course. Of course he should have known that Sherlock would see it all.

Or: the one where Sherlock tells John how he deduced that John has feelings for him.

“Everyone sees it except for you because you are the only one who is trying not to see it,” Sherlock said in an agitated rush. “We are together. We are a couple. For once they are using their minds to observe something and they are not wrong.”

It happened so often that most of the time John didn’t even bother to protest anymore. So the entire world thought that he and Sherlock were - well, whatever. It was fine. It was really fine.

Takes place prior to 2x03.

Steve watches Xtube. Tony can never tell him no when he wants to try new things, even if those things are somewhat more intimate than what Tony usually allows.

“No hard feelings?” Eames said, his voice dropping a few pitches to hit silky depth.

“Plenty of hard feelings,” Arthur tugged the cork out of the wine and poured himself a glass. “This works a lot better when I'm angry at you.”

Or: In which Arthur and Eames piss each other off and then have sex.

John, Thompson, and the therapeutic method: limping towards normality; post-Reichenbach.

The first eight times they fucked, Erik came first.

Arthur and Eames aren't particularly nice to each other. It doesn't matter.

The one where Sherlock decides that exchanging clothes is a proper way of showing that they belong to each other.

Erm, Sherlock loves John so much he could eat him?

The one where John loses his memory.

The problem is, Arthur's been saying it through all their times together. It was Eames who refused to hear it.

Basically, a crash-course in the safe handlings of an IV. Also, Yussuf is an utterly amusing know-it-all.

The one where Charles learns to deal with his life after Cuba. And finds love as well.

Arthur builds a relationship with Cobb, which begins as casual sex between friends and gradually becomes more. But as it does so, Arthur's lack of confidence in Cobb weighs on him.

Sherlock walks into a room and takes all the space right out of it. He does the same inside John's head.

Sherlock really likes John's suit.

John is late, and he hasn't called, and Sherlock works himself into a state.

The one where John tries to deduce Sherlock's sexuality only to discover that he has feelings for the mad fella?

What it says on the tin.

Sherlock gets bored of waiting for John to recognise the obvious.

Sherlock only wants the same thing everyone wants: to dress John up in a £1000 suit and then strip it right back off him.

Steve Rogers is a capable leader, a kind and cheerful man, a good friend, a strong role model, and a loyal soldier. He's also teetering on the edge of suicide.

John wants to take Sherlock on what he considers to be a 'proper' date. He then discovers that it's Sherlock's first. Ever.

John finally sleeps with Sarah but finds it a disappointment. Sherlock tries to help him solve the mystery of why.

To put off his meddlesome, matchmaking mother, John convinces Sherlock to play the role of his significant other. Unparalleled awkwardness ensues.

The one where Sherlock messes up and has to make it up to John with 1000 kisses.

"Sometime in the next few days, my brother is going to proposition you. Sexually. And he'll do it in the bluntest, frankest, most graphic way possible. Most likely in front of either your date or the landlady." Mycroft paused to check for John's shock. "It will be a test. How you react will determine if you remain at 221b, or if Sherlock cuts you out of his life completely."

The one where Sherlock always uses the scientific method. Even during sex.

The one where Arthur gets locked out of his own subconscious, and Eames has to find a way to bring him back.

They'd kissed in the airport after the Fischer job. It was the most efficient inception Arthur had ever witnessed.

The one where Eames goes to jail, and Arthur thinks he's dead.

The one where Eames keeps leaving Arthur messages on the walls with spray-cans.

“We’re going to make all the usual mistakes couples make when they’re working out a new relationship, but it’ll be okay,” John told him, lightly kissing Sherlock’s forehead.

“I wouldn’t know what constitutes ‘usual’ in this case,” Sherlock muttered.

Sherlock and John go to bed together for the first time. It's... a little awkward.

...or Five Times When Charles Used Endearments and the One Time When Erik Did It.