Eames makes a wish for Arthur to be naked always. To Arthur's displeasure, it actually comes true.

The one where Eames knocks Arthur's subconscious up.

Amnesia is just another case to solve. Piece together unfamiliar faces, reconstruct the old identity, the lost reality. A challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. He can read people like books. The man with the silver hair is his boss. The tottering old woman, his landlady. The girl with the worried look in her eyes… infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.

At Baskerville, John is infected by a virus that turns him into a genius. But when the infection progresses into neurodegeneration, it's a race against time to save himself. Flowers for Algernon fusion.

Eames has a problem. Therefore, naturally, they all have a problem.

Eames’ problem is, he can’t stand the idea of Arthur being intimate with anyone else.

Of course, Arthur can’t stand the idea of being intimate with anyone but Eames, and if they just communicated a little, everything would be fine.

But they don’t communicate. It’s all their fault, which is why we have a plot. It is, incidentally, also why Cobb gets dragged out of retirement, why Eames pulls a gun on a guy he barely knows, and why Ariadne ends up all the way over in Lithuania with only Arthur’s luggage for company.

Woe.

Or, as Ariadne calls it, “You guys are pretty much completely idiotic. ...Except for that part where one of you almost died, sorry.”

Who almost died?

Well.

The one where Steve gets lost in a time loop and Tony goes to find him.

Arthur is an ex-model and Eames is Vegas card dealer. Arthur wants Eames to help him with a con.

Arthur and Eames have mid-afternoon sex on the middle of a job they are working together, and enjoy some post-coital knotting afterwards. Except... someone knocks on their hotel room. "Are you two busy?" "...we're kind of tied up at the moment."

Most people can’t pinpoint the moment when they first become aware of sex. Charles can. Just a quick look at Charles’ telepathy and how it might shape his attitude towards sex.

"When the next generation of Somnacin compound gets released, people start experiencing odd side effects; they dream about their past lives. The next time Arthur & Eames share a dream, they come across a startling revelation - they've been lovers in every single incarnation of their past selves, finding each other no matter what their form, no matter what obstacles had stood in their way."

The one where Eames is nobility and Arthur is his horse-hand.

Eames has got Arthur all wrong, but he's too busy trying to hit that to notice.

Arthur wakes up and realizes the last ten years of his life have been a dream. He is nineteen, and he can barely remember where he is. What he can remember is the ghost of Eames’ hands pressed down on his chest trying frantically to stop the blood flooding up around his fingers as Arthur died (as he woke up).

The one where Eames is actually Arthur's last name.

The one where Arthur can no longer tell for sure if he's dreaming or not.

The one where Arthur is a survivor of the plague, and Eames is the husband who refused to leave him behind.

Pulp fiction superhero fic for great justice.

“Pictures of Dom tonight, Eames,” Yusuf replies from the doorway, “or I swear to you, I will

point out to Arthur that he has a stalker with no shame and a thousand dollar camera.” From celebutaunt's prompt at the kink meme, "Cobb is the presidential candidate, Ariadne is his running mate, Yusuf is campaign manager, Saito is the sponsor, and Eames is the campaign photographer who spends way too much time taking picture of Cobb's speechwriter, Arthur."

Prince Eames needs a date for the ball. The solution? Rescue a princess, of course.

Beautiful, dirty, rich, ambitious, lost, found, running, chasing, young, immortal, out of time, out of breath, one summer, in Taipei, in love, so in love.

Arthur's a corporate lawyer, Eames owns the coffee shop across the street, and all good love stories start with a quadruple shot latte.

Sorcerer!Sherlock sets out to trap himself a pet dragon. Said dragon turns out to be far more interesting than he initially anticipated.

Another one where they were married long before they were together, but this time they are superhuman assassins.

He calls Erik my friend and the words resonate with a meaning only Charles can hear. There's a dangerous pleasure in it, that hidden meaning he longs to be able to share with Erik. Maybe one day, or one night, he'll find a way to tell him. But time is running out and he hasn't done it yet.

John, Thompson, and the therapeutic method: limping towards normality; post-Reichenbach.

Love is a much more vicious motivator.

Another one that deals with John after Sherlock's Death. Very well written. I recommend reading it.

The one where John loses his memory.

Circus Au. Yusuf is the magician, Ariadne is the equestrian vaulter, Arthur is the fire-dancer, Eames is the trapeze artist, Dom is the ringmaster, Robert is the horse-whisperer son of rival circus Fischer and Friends owner. Espionage and popcorn ensue.

Sherlock walks into a room and takes all the space right out of it. He does the same inside John's head.

The one where John tries to deduce Sherlock's sexuality only to discover that he has feelings for the mad fella?

Steve Rogers is a capable leader, a kind and cheerful man, a good friend, a strong role model, and a loyal soldier. He's also teetering on the edge of suicide.

To put off his meddlesome, matchmaking mother, John convinces Sherlock to play the role of his significant other. Unparalleled awkwardness ensues.

Eames tells Arthur to go fuck himself. He didn't expect Arthur to obey so literally.

The one where they were married long before they were together.

The one where Eames has a beard, and Arthur has beard-burns all over his thighs.

The one where Arthur seduces Eames into domesticity.

The one where Eames used to be a book forger, and has a past no one knows about.

Ten years ago, they achieved successful inception. Since then, Eames' sanity has slowly begun to splinter into various forgeries. Arthur puts together a plan to complete inception once more and bring Eames back to the world. Despite the threat of failure, losing Eames, and the perils of limbo, Arthur is willing to try anything.

A crime scene, a rainstorm, and something they both should have known all along.

The one where Sherlock goes to a BDSM club every once in a while to reset.

This one deals with Sherlock after TRF.

The Mediafire image.

John has an unexpected visitor. His reaction is also unexpected, to say the least.

That's right. Platonically married asexual Sherlock and straight John. Because the really important part is that they're soulmates whether or not they fancy each other. Because they defy category. Because if anyone is going to tell society that it and its constrictive, insufficient definitions of friendship, romance, and marriage can go hang, it's going to be Sherlock Freaking Holmes.

The one where Arthur's subconscious wants him dead.

In which Arthur gets presents from a secret admirer.

Sherlock and John's relationship is getting more intense, and not everyone is pleased about that.

Sherlock's denial isn't helping things either.

First Fic: I Hear Those Voices That Will Not Be Drowned Second Fic: Within This Frail Crucible Of Light

Sherlock is bored. Bored with no cases, bored with life, bored with everything. But he promised John, promised,that drugs were off the table.

And just because he is asking John for too much in return, doesn’t mean that John isn’t willing to give it.

Eames is fucking hot and Arthur wants to climb him like a tree, so he does. Also there is boxing and sweaty locker room sex! :D

The one where Eames is an assassin, and he and Arthur get to have a life time together.

Mostly, John just wants Sherlock to leave off the prostitutes.

In which it takes John a little too long to realize Sherlock's feelings for him.

The one where Sherlock writes John a love letter. *___*

Sherlock has a complicated relationship with drugs, but John gives Sherlock an ultimatum. What John doesn’t realize is what lengths Sherlock might have to go to in order to replace them. What Sherlock doesn’t realize is that John is okay with that.

The one where Arthur can always find Eames in a forgery, because every gambler has a tell.

‘Do you know what it means to be a lover?’ Before Inception, before everything else, there was Mal, Dom, and Arthur. This is a story of exploration, of loss, and of how they all started out.

Save As - the moment of deciding if this is something you want to keep and what to name it.

In which they have already been in a relationship for months, but John just didn't know.

Subcommittee bingo, flashbulb gauntlets, and gay sex scandals - oh, there's no place like Capitol Hill for the holidays!

In which Arthur is an assassin and Eames is a spy.

Basically, what happened here is that Trojie and Inept had a hilarious mental image of Arthur telling Eames to sleep with him for SCIENCE, and Eames insisting that he would only sleep with Arthur for PHILOSOPHY. Shortly afterwards, there was nearly two thousand words of cracky banter and a bit of smut.

The story of Tony and Steve.

Best characterization of Tony I've seen so far. Brilliant.

In which Arthur didn't exactly expect the worse but couldn't bring himself to expect the best either.

Arthur can’t seem to make his schedule match up with Eames’, but that’s cool. It’s not like he misses him or anything. At various stages.

In 1967, when a scientific conference on genetics and mutation turns into a dangerous hostage situation -- led by a team of rogue mutants -- Erik realizes it's up to him to save the day. And the hostages. Most particularly the hostage named Charles Xavier.

In which the entire happenings of canon were a dream built to extract something from Cobb.

Things don't go as planned, however, and where does that leave the members of the team involved?

Arthur and Eames are trying to have phone-sex. It appears to be not one of their fortes.

The world is coming to an end, or they're trapped in a dream—there's no other explanation as to why Arthur would be packing up to go home before everyone else.
Except reality's much crueller than Eames' brain imagines: Arthur's going to his cousin's wedding.
Oh, and Eames is his plus one.

In which Eames is an AI who has feelings for Arthur.

In which Arthur is an adult who does things that need to be done, and Eames is a teenager who needs someone to look out for him.

Arthur usually finds blatant fishing for compliments extremely irritating, but in Eames’ case he is reluctantly charmed. In fact, he writes the phrase “reluctantly charmed” into the Eames notebook the moment the words occur to him because they so perfectly encapsulate his entire situation.

Neji is granted the freedom to pursue whatever or whoever he wants.

In which Tony tries to propose several times. and fails repeatedly.

In which Arthur 'a pain brings you him peace. And in which Eames's both curious and enamored.

In which Arthur and Eames pretend they're a couple while on the run for their lives. Except, by the end of it, they're not really pretending.

Sasuke's body is too sasukelicious for just about everyone.

A series of miscommunications and misinterpretations make Renji question his relationship with his lover, as well as his own worth.

Arthur's and Eames's third child is due in four weeks. They need a larger space.