RT @Oatmeal: I tried to watch Game of Thrones and this is what happened

LCD or Plasma? That was my dilemma before the multi-talented Galaxy Note came into my life and spared me the expense. I hung the Samsung in my entertainment center and never looked back. Surely this is what James Cameron had in mind when he reimagined Fern Gully.

WAT
A lightning talk by Gary Bernhardt from CodeMash 2012

I’ve been thinking about Louis CK lately. I’m a fan of his show on FX, and I’m so happy his recent adventure in distributing his newest comedy special himself has been a rousing success. But my thoughts are going elsewhere to wonder why he has blown up in popularity in the past couple years, and why his comedy seems to resonate with these times. It always feels like there’s a comedian willing to address contemporary concerns with insight and honesty for each moment in time. All the greats had their focus: Richard Pryor and Chris Rock had race, George Carlin had absurdity, and I think Louis has hit on some sort of subterranean undercurrent of emotion that I didn’t realize might be swelling until I listened more closely: shame.

Hello. I have zero idea what is about to happen. I'll answer as many questions as I can. I'm sure I don't have to mention that if you go to http://www.louisck.com you can buy my latest standup special "Louis C.K. Live at the Beacon Theater for 5 dollars via paypal. You don't have to join paypal. The movie is DRM free and is available worldwide. It's all new material that has not been in a special or on my show and will never be performed again and it's not available anywhere else. I'm sure I don't need to mention any of that so I won't bother. Oops. Hi.

Saker jag inte ännu varit med om som förälder. (Barn på pappas axlar där en olycka hänt.)

Onion News Network: Apple Announces Plans To Release Steve Jobs 2
Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that in 2012 the company will release the Steve Jobs 2, an updated version of the revolutionary Apple founder featuring a richer, deeper voice and a sleek new white turtleneck.

WASHINGTON, DC–Mere days from assuming the presidency and closing the door on eight years of Bill Clinton, president-elect George W. Bush assured the nation in a televised address Tuesday that "our long national nightmare of peace and prosperity is finally over."

Writing, directing, and starring in every episode of FX’s Louie represents a Herculean task for writer, comedian, and filmmaker Louis C.K. It’s also the culmination of everything he’s been working toward as an artist and thinker for the past few decades. The filmmaker and comedian’s work ethic has paid huge dividends as of late: C.K. was recently nominated for four Emmys—two for Louie, including a surprise nod for Outstanding Lead Actor In A Comedy Series, and two for his stand-up special, Hilarious—and Louie was picked up for a third season. He recently sat down with The A.V. Club to talk through the show’s second season, episode by episode.

These stickers not only tell you the prices of products, but also how little attention is being paid by the people who put prices on products. As these examples show, all it takes is a few inadvertently obscured consonants or vowels to transform a wholesome tale of family life in the 19th century into a riveting drama about an underage prostitute being pimped out to pioneers by a ruthless Michael Landon. Let us know if you find any more of these out there, even if you're a store clerk who "accidentally" makes one yourself.

Denis Leary Remembers Denis Leary Movies Part II
Denis Leary serves up the inside scoop on many of his past films.

Denis Leary Remembers Denis Leary Movies
Denis Leary serves up the inside scoop on many of his past films.

Most of these signs were designed to help people — to get where they're going, to find a pet, to avoid grievous bodily harm — and yet some writing-utensil-wielding wiseasses felt compelled to come along and totally deface them. We're so glad they did. Does that mean we value a wry sense of humor or even just a lazy reference to an outdated song over the safety of our fellow human beings? We're insulted you would even ask. Of course we do.

I used to think Dilbert was just a funny cartoon. Until I started working for a corporation.

All the other departments are staffed with professional liars.

Bring back 80's speed metal.

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

We received the following photos last night from a person who works with this girl. Her name is Jenny (not confirmed) - we're working our contact for Jenny's last name. Yesterday morning, Jenny quit her job with a (flash)bang by emailing these photos to the entire office, about 20 employees we're told. Awesome doesn't begin to describe this office heroine. Check back as we will be updating if we get more details.

Me: (tries to visit a local restaurant’s website via iPhone)
Restaurant website: I require Flash. Fuck off.
Me: I just want to know how late you’re open.
Website: Nope.
Me: But I’m on my phone. Don’t you have a little “HTML Version” link up in the corner or something?
Website: I’m ignoring you.

En lång artikel hos Vanity Fair om fenomenet The Simpsons. Läsvärd med massor av intervjuer.

Ett trevligt sätt att potionera duschtvålen: genom ett par bröst!

Domännamn med ett seriöst syfte, men som blir roliga om man läser dom fel.

Ibland är japanska pictogram så tokiga att man undrar om det är någon som skämtat till det. Kul är det i alla fall.

Smaken är som baken säger man. Här är det baken som är smaken.

Jag säger bara: When in Europe - don't miss Skurup! (Som jag skrattade när jag googlade fram den här gamla artikeln.)

Vissa logotyper borde aldrig lämnat ritbordet.

Haiduciis superhit från 2004, Dragostea din tei (mai ai hii), i en fullständigt underbart rolig hemvideovariant.

Microsoft ger föräldrar en guide till "leetspeek", ungars språk på nätet. Så torrt och seriöst att det blir roligt.

Ett manuskript för hur man hanterar telefonsäljare som stör en. Det perfekta motvapnet!

Tjänsten MSN Maps & Directions gör en riktigt Norgehistoria när de ska räkna ut kortaste vägen mellan två städer i Norge.

Pingvinen Pingu textad på svenska. Sanslöst rolig.

Djur och händelser jag hittills missat totalt i naturen.

Det vi alla drömt om, en iPod signerad av självaste David Hasselhoff! Laddad med hans senaste julskiva!

Ett lexikon med uttryck myntade i Seinfeld som "Mimbo", "Sidler" och naturligtvis "Soup Nazi".

Once you pop, you can't stop. Den som inte tycker det här är kul har förlorat barnet i sig.

En brittisk man råkade skjuta av sig testiklarna och dömdes till 5 års fängelse för olaga vapeninnehav. Är huvud dumt får kroppen lida...

Såhär kan det gå när man inte väljer rätt bärgningsbil.

En övervakningsvideo från en butik där en anställd öppnar en lucka ner till källaren... det är hemskt, men ändå kul. Väldigt kul.

En hysteriskt rolig sida där en kille visar hemska tröjor från åttiotalet. Obetalbart.

En amerikan funderar över om svenskarna drar dem vid näsan genom namn som "fartfull", "jerker" och "beslut".