Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winner in the midst of a career slump. John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in the rom-com ghetto. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new independent drama, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance make its way into the real world?

[Gooey as can be, but nice. And I love fake press coverage SO much.

Brilliant, a t-shirt of the most unforgivably moronic part of the episode. 'Project H.O.U.N.D.'. Good grief.

"I may be concussed," Sherlock says abruptly. John's taken aback for a moment, but then Sherlock continues. "So you have to stay with me."

"Think we just established that I'll stay with you always," John says gently, and he watches Sherlock's jaw do something complicated. John's usual blend of affection and fascination crests and breaks and settles.

“Not good?” Two words and Lestrade realized just who John Watson actually was.

tl;dr: Derek got himself caught by Baskerville and Sherlock finds the other hound of Baskerville."

Sherlock takes John to his gym; John gets a little more than a lesson in boxing. 4,000 words

5,500 words | One version of a post-Richenbach Falls story.

Rating: PG
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Word Count: 5,550 words
Summary: Sherlock stared at the imperfect circle on his left wrist in horror, then sat down on his bed with a bit of a thump. After over thirty years, his heartmark was finally showing activity. This was not good.

Why. Why is it a reanimated corpse.

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