Just saying no.

“I’m gonna give you three seconds to put that violin down, nice and easy.”

Written for this prompt on the sherlockbbc_fic kinkmeme: ‘John got scared off men by an abusive past relationship. Sherlock has to try and woo him while not scaring him off with protective possessive rage.’

SXSW Ghost mode made me laugh pretty hard this morning... @pil #overheard I just sp...

In a distant grove — or was it hallway? — of academe, a student complaining about an essay assignment

“Not even wearing spacesuits.”

“I don’t do vampire.”

“Dolphin! Dolphin!”

Things heard in the Goldman Sachs elevators do not stay in the Goldman Sachs elevators. Email what you hear to elevatorgoldman@gmail.com

“Holy crap — they have Valentine’s stuff out already!”

“Opinion-wise.”

“If he hadn’t smoked cigarettes, he would have lived a lot longer.”

“A hairdresser is high and mighty?”

“I hate books that you have to read from cover to cover.”

Not Giving Up: lgbtlaughs: I was in Bojangles, which is a fast food restaurant in the... - lgbtlaughs:

A woman looking at a poster for a baby-product expo

"Kid in the park to friend: 'You are going to fucking love sixth grade!'
Friend, emphatically slamming scooter on asphalt: 'Fuck yes! I'm so excited!'"

“Jell-O weather.”