On Earth for a three month series of meetings at the SGC John keeps ending up in the emergency room because he's not used to having to open doors. The doctor thinks that Rodney is beating him. Hilarious!

John and Rodney get fake-married when the IOA decides that there are too many Americans on Atlantis.

"Fuck off, we're boning"

For someone he'd hero-worshipped for so long, Steve Rogers in the flesh is a pretty big disappointment. For one thing, he keeps looking at Tony as though he reminds him of someone else, and even if he never says anything, Tony's pretty sure it's his father. A lifetime of not measuring up to Howard's expectations is more than enough, thank you very much, and he's certainly not going to make an effort to live up to any of Steve's. Steve's pretty clearly failed to live up to his expectations, in any case, and that's not hypocritical at all.

In which Bucky comes back, Tony is doomed, and the Avengers want their breakfast.

“I want to tie you to the bed and fuck your pussy with toys until you can’t stand,” Kurt softly growls into Blaine’s ear.
Blaine falls absolutely still for a moment, and only makes a small, harsh inhale in reply.“Oh – oh god,” he gasps softly, his eyes half-lidded and dark. His head falls to the crook of Kurt’s neck. “I want to fill you up until you can’t take any more, and then I’ll give you more, make you take it-“
Blaine makes a soft, shocked groan; Kurt can feel it vibrate on his skin.

very very good fic. after a long time im reading a believable Sherlock with none of his darkness glossed over. Perfect characterisation and the quality of writing is just GUH! it totally would have been a * if there was more sex. what can i say, im greedy. oh and plot! yay!

Purged of all his souls, Castiel is a changed being, stronger than an angel and too powerful for Jimmy's body to contain. Happily, there's an archangel's vessel on hand, and he could use fixing, too. Dean isn't too happy about the idea of his brother acting as a vessel for Castiel, and Sam can guess why, but it isn't until Castiel gets inside his head and they learn to share the vessel -- and their thoughts -- that Sam realises Cas is as in love with Dean as Dean is with him. It's unfortunate that there's nothing much to be done about it now, but Castiel will get another vessel soon. The Winchesters will make damn sure of that. In the meantime, it's up to the three of them to establish their own strange accord, and Dean realises more fully than ever that it's Castiel, and not his vessel, that he loves.

Title: At the Round Earth's Imagined Corners
Author: [info]escribo
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s): Marlene/Emmeline (with a side of Remus/Sirius)
Summary: Emmeline wouldn't trade her life now for the safety she once had
Warnings: war
Word Count: 2016
Author's Notes: Thanks to Laura for the beta. Written for [info]alley_skywalker for the 2012 [info]femmefest.

Blaine’s desperate for everything Kurt has to offer. Luckily Kurt seems to be in a giving mood.

“Well for one,” Kurt started, making his way around his desk, “You should address me as Mr. Hummel when speaking to me, understood?” Blaine nodded once and swallowed thickly as Kurt advanced him slowly. “And two, it should be a crime for a student to look so fucking hot for his teacher.” Blaine’s eyes widened but before he could respond, Kurt was pressing up against him and crushing their lips together.

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he’s not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly.

temporary sex change Tony/Steve

Tony, Bruce and JARVIS, and the difference between people, weapons and slaves.

four kisses, in reverse chronological order

Entertainment Weekly talks about 'shippers' and fanfiction. An interesting article, which didn't present us totally as weird freaks to be laughed at. There was a tiny bit of the 'weirdness factor', but not nearly as much as some articles. They presented the topic pretty well, with some very interesting interviews, both with fans and industry execs.

"I’m trying to like you, Tony. You’re just making it very hard." Steve Rogers/Tony Stark

At first, the meetings are the week before the full moon, just to make sure that Scott, Jackson, and Lydia are going to meet up at Derek’s house so they can howl at the moon without interference or something. Stiles isn’t sure, as he’s not invited to them.

For someone he'd hero-worshipped for so long, Steve Rogers in the flesh is a pretty big disappointment. For one thing, he keeps looking at Tony as though he reminds him of someone else, and even if he never says anything, Tony's pretty sure it's his father. A lifetime of not measuring up to Howard's expectations is more than enough, thank you very much, and he's certainly not going to make an effort to live up to any of Steve's. Steve's pretty clearly failed to live up to his expectations, in any case, and that's not hypocritical at all.

//In which Tony meets Steve, they eventually fall in love and enter into a stable relationship. Then Tony manages to get himself thrown back in time to the 40's.

For the first time since leaving Calleva, he feels like a whole man again.