HOLY SHIT. THE AMOUNT OF SHRIEKING AND FLAILING I DID AT THIS FIC WAS RIDICULOUS. I HAVE SUCH FEELINGS FOR ROBOTS!!! "Taking care of Tony is a lot of work. Especially when you’ve only got one arm. And your code dates back to the 1980s."

Timestamp: 03·05·12_01·15
Trigger: Tony hasn't eaten in 12 hours.
Run Program: Feed(Tony).
Trigger: No food.
Run Program: Make(Toast).
Running.
Running.
Running.
Kitchen on fire.

FIC WRITTEN IN CODE

I THINK I CAME

Taking care of Tony is a lot of work. Especially when you’ve only got one arm. And your code dates back to the 1980s.

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"Taking care of Tony is a lot of work. Especially when you’ve only got one arm. And your code dates back to the 1980s."

The story is from Dummy's PoV and it is really cute. Also, Tony needs to build a less flamable kitchen.

Timestamp: 03·05·12_01·15
Trigger: Tony hasn't eaten in 12 hours.
Run Program: Feed(Tony).
Trigger: No food.
Run Program: Make(Toast).
Running.
Running.
Running.
Kitchen on fire.

Taking care of Tony is a lot of work. Especially when you’ve only got one arm. And your code dates back to the 1980s.