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our troubles will be out of sight - Chapter 1 - returnsandreturns - Daredevil (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
As soon as Foggy steps into the office that morning, he says, “We have to go to Brooklyn.”

Matt makes a face at him.

“Why?” he asks.

“Jessica,” Foggy says, around a yawn. “Bar fight. Brooklyn.”
humor  crack  gen  fandom:brooklyn99  fandom:daredevil  length:short(0-5k) 
5 days ago by KamikazeWatermelon
Akatsuki Babysitter's Club - Chapter 1 - beetlebee - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Obito thought quickly. "They're part of a... club... for babysitters."

"A club," said Kakashi, flat.

"Yep. A... babysitter's club."

"I see," said Kakashi, who clearly didn't see at all.

"Yeah, the clouds on the coats are supposed to be a soothing visual for kids?" Obito said, as he decided to dig himself deeper.

"In red and black."

"Okay, the color scheme could maybe stand to be changed," Obito conceded. He heard Konan snort from underneath the table.

He glanced briefly at Hidan, who was now shaking his shoulders, and the entire curtain, laughing at Obito.

---

(Kakashi decides to raise Naruto. The Akatsuki takes a new direction.)
humor  crack  gen  fandom:naruto  length:medium(5k-20k) 
10 days ago by KamikazeWatermelon
An Icha Icha Save - panda_shi - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Where Kakashi uses his prowess and genius to save one teacher from being wedded off to the daimyo's court official. Who says he can't do politics?

Tags:
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Hokage Hatake Kakashi, Trolling, Icha Icha Series, Stupidity, Fake Marriage, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Political Alliances, Why Did I Write This?, Fanboying, Bad Matchmaking

+ fuck yes, this was hilarious.
fic  kakashi/gai  naruto  crack  -short  marriagefic  fake!dating 
11 days ago by exclamations
The Sun Is Haunted - Monyas - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
In another universe, Wen Ruohan had a child called Wen Chao, who grew up to be cowardly, petty and basically an idiot.

In this universe, however, Wen Ruohan had a child called Wen Wuxian, who grew up to be courageous, cunning and basically a genius.

-Presenting to you one Wen Ruohan, the proudest and most stressed father of Nightless City.-

+ crack-ish fluff. wei wuxian time travel/dimension fuckery from wen ruohan's pov.
fic  theuntamed/modaozushi  au  timetravel  crack  fluff  -5k 
15 days ago by exclamations
Big Apple Steve and That Time He Obliviously Third-Wheeled His Friends All Summer
Steven Lim is not a stupid man. Steven Lim is a capable man, an ex-scientist, creator and producer of Buzzfeed’s most popular video series. He helped invent Tide Pods, for Pete’s sake. Tide Pods.

So he knows he’s no idiot. He’s naïve, perhaps. He has blind spots, like anyone, particularly when it comes to relationships, especially when it comes to sex.

Still, when he walks in on Ryan sitting astride Shane’s lap on the sofa, tongue fully in the guy’s mouth, hand fully down his pants, Steven reckons he should probably have seen this one coming.
buzzfeed:unsolved  canon  first!time  humor  crack  outside.pov  10000-29999 
19 days ago by popkin16
The Man in the Gabardine Suit - Chapter 1 - aetataureate - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“Steve?” Bucky asks, still facing out onto their living room. “Do you see our wallpaper?”

Steve turns around. The situation in the living room is the same as the situation in the entryway. “Yeah.”

“Have you seen the photos. On our wallpaper. Before?”

“Yeah,” says Steve, the rising panic into his gut transmuting into something equally difficult to suppress.

“Oh,” says Bucky as Steve starts to lose it, his laughter echoing off walls covered floor-to-ceiling with photos of Bucky’s contorted face. “Oh, no.”

|| this is ducking hilarious
mcu  avengers  captain-america  bucky/steve  humour  crack  established-relationship  author:aetataureate  rating:pg-13 
20 days ago by nyx
Demonic Cultivator's Blessing, or: Curse of the Bunny Gods - FayJay - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Written for the Reverse Big Bang Challenge, to illustrate the beautiful art work below, by Saph0000 (qr-sa on tumblr).

Her prompt was to write something about WWX and LWJ ascending to become deities; I took the liberty of slightly crossing over MDZS with Heaven Official's Blessing for the worldbuilding, and set myself the goal of bringing a smile to the faces of Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen.

So: a story in which the newly-ascended bunny gods set out to give Jiang Cheng's love life a boost, and find a way of cheering up Lan Xichen along the way.

+ lol very ridiculous. i didn't look at the second pairing and so was kind of confused when it started becoming relevant.
fic  weiwuxian/lanwangji  fusion_au  theuntamed/modaozushi  crack  genderswap  -20k 
22 days ago by exclamations
Sheev - norcumi - Star Wars - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Ahsoka might have left the Jedi, but she's far from alone. However, her new allies aren't content to let sleeping secrets lie....
fic  f:StarWars  f:SW:CloneWars  gen  AU:canon_divergence  fixit  crack  femalecharacters  'ao3  id:norcumi 
25 days ago by esther_a
Jeeves and the Missing Manuscript - Chapter 1 - brief_serendipity - Jeeves & Wooster [Archive of Our Own]
Bertie meets a young Agatha Christie and hits it off with her at a garden party. She even offers to let him read and comment on her latest manuscript, The Murder of Roger Ackroyd, before she posts it to her publisher. Of course, mayhem ensues when the manuscript is stolen and Jeeves and Bertie must find and return it to the rightful owner. Mix in a dash of danger, anger, angst, and unrequited feeling, and it's the perfect storm for 'certain whatsits' to come to light.
slash  romance  humor  crack  fandom:jeevesandwooster  length:epic(50k-100k) 
28 days ago by KamikazeWatermelon
The UN wants to protect nut-cracking chimps' unique culture - CNN
UN이 '침팬지가 견과류를 까는 행위'를 보전 대상으로 지정, CNN
- UN의 "이동성 야생동물 보호에 관한 협약"은 서아프리카에 사는 침팬지의 '견과류를 까는 행위'를 보전해야할 것으로 지정했다.
- 침팬지가 돌멩이를 이용해 견과류를 까는 것은 서아프리카에 서식하는 침팬지에게서만 보이는 행위.
UN  cimpanzee  nut  crack  stone  qz  2020  science 
4 weeks ago by yun
rikke: tame
After the Xuanwu Cave incident, Wei WuXian wakes up back in Lotus Pier with one hand clutching Lan WangJi and the other hand clutching...an egg?


In which wwx and lwj accidentally hatch a baby xuanwu
mdzs  p:weiwuxian/lanwangji  mature  au:canon  crack  fluff  wc:10000-15000  ensemble 
4 weeks ago by spellczech

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