Sherlock made it clear from the beginning that he had absolutely no interest in becoming a Jedi Knight.

AMAZING!

Brendon swears this is the last time he's going to take treasure-hunting advice from a giant turtle.

1,600 words | Yep, Kris and Adam are socks. They've lost their mates and meet each other in a big tub on top of the dryer.

student brad, professor nate.

"How long had you been banging your head against the wall before I arrived?" Erik asks curiously after the resident nurse has lain Charles down on a cot and given him two ibuprofen to swallow and an icepack to hold against his head. Boarding school AU.

Azazel clearly has yet to understand the shattering power of Charles' disappointment, so Erik takes one for the team, grabbing the cup and downing the remnants of the cappuccino like a shot while Azazel watches with morbid fascination.

"Arthur didn't get desserts, he came into Eames' bakery for the Express Reason of getting a dozen sundried tomato bagels every Thursday. One the last Friday of every month he would stop in and get a pie, but Eames understood that it was to bring round home for dinner, and he didn't partake."

Enjoyable food porn AU. Posted in a kink meme community, so prepare for jumping through LJ comments to read this. However, its pretty well organized, particularly considering it's 70 parts long.

A baby changes everything. David's not sure he's ready for that.

Arthur is a freshman omega in college who hasn't yet had his first heat. Eames is a friendly alpha who is willing to lend a hand.

Howard Stark had twins - Tony and Natasha. Both of them genius inventors, very close and almost inseparable, both are involved in the Afghanistan incident.

Spin the story whichever way you like, I just want it to end with Tasha/Steve/Tony happytimes.

“Well for one,” Kurt started, making his way around his desk, “You should address me as Mr. Hummel when speaking to me, understood?” Blaine nodded once and swallowed thickly as Kurt advanced him slowly. “And two, it should be a crime for a student to look so fucking hot for his teacher.” Blaine’s eyes widened but before he could respond, Kurt was pressing up against him and crushing their lips together.

Nothing like ringing in the new year with an old habit. AU. Jess is Nick's Caroline.

"So what do you do?" "I wait." "You wait? Like, what, tables?" "I wait for you." Werewolves, Gypsy magic, soul mates, reincarnation and Gerard being a creeper.

Azazel clearly has yet to understand the shattering power of Charles' disappointment, so Erik takes one for the team, grabbing the cup and downing the remnants of the cappuccino like a shot while Azazel watches with morbid fascination.

"...be as you should be. Constant as the wind, endless as sand. Be as the feather to the wing, or the hand to the arm. If the star is to love the catfish, may it love the catfish in the river, for they were both made in gladness. Go and be as you should be, and love as you must love. Be as the feather or the hand, for this we have taught you."

- The Angelic Metaphor | Carver Edlund

(Atlantis!AU)

John is given a chance to take the fight to Moriarty. You know what they say about whoever fights monsters...

They cut him open and take his hardly-beating heart out of him and replace it with something golden and shining and better. They give Sherlock a mechanical heart.

My absolute favorite "Harry makes a deal with Marcone" fic. The Harry voice is excellent, the build up is exciting, the action is awesome.

Werewolf and vampire AU. Clint's supposed to marry Natasha to cement an alliance between werewolves and vampires, but then he meets Phil and it turns out the whole thing was a setup anyway.