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the moon asks a question
“I think I might be in love,” said the moon. “I am trying to understand.”
anthropomorphic  fic  original 
december 2019 by pootboot
That's a bribe. - Anonymous - Internet & Social Media (Anthropomorphic) [Archive of Our Own]
"So," User(s) panted, pulling out of the WSFS lawyer(s) and falling sideways onto the bed. "You'll let us say we all won Hugos now right?"

The Lawyer(s) breathed hard, pleasure, pain and exhaustion all battling for dominance. Exhaustion was winning. "You still can't make money off it."

"But that's what the thing we did with our tongue was for!" User(s) whined.
crack  meta  OTW-AO3  anthropomorphic 
october 2019 by greedy_dancer
‘s monumental T-pillars are actually giant sculptures. Got to admit that in the beginn…
GobekliTepe  anthropomorphic  from twitter_favs
march 2019 by synchromesh
‘s monumental T-pillars are actually giant sculptures. Got to admit that in the beginn…
GobekliTepe  anthropomorphic  from twitter_favs
march 2019 by jottevanger
The best piece of decor in Rachel's lab. @ Karolinska…
eppendorf  science  anthropomorphic  from twitter
march 2016 by reidab
That time the Toronto Police had a talking police car
The Santa Claus Parade will once again feature an auto-riffic appearance from Blinky, the semi-retired Metropolitan Toronto Police Car who for decades has taught kids about traffic safety, inspired and terrified in equal measure.
Toronto  Police  Canada  Nightmare  History  anthropomorphic 
march 2016 by NightOwlCity
Legacy (The Resonance Tetralogy) by Hugo Jackson
Her power is unmeasured. Her abilities untested. Her destiny inescapable.

Faria Phiraco is a 'resonator', a manipulator of crystals from the moon who wields control of the elements. It is a rare and secret power which she and her father, the Emperor of Xayall, guard with their lives. But they are not alone...

The Dhraka, malicious red-scaled dragons, have discovered an ancient artefact, a mysterious relic from the mythical, aeons-lost city of Nazreal. Their plan already in motion, they besiege Xayall, launching upon the city to find Faria and tear more of Nazreal's secrets from her. But she knows nothing, except that the powers hunting her threaten the entire world.

With her father missing, Faria has to rely on her own strength and brave the world that attacks her at every turn. Friends and guardians rally by her to help save her father and reveal the mysteries of the ruined city, while the dark legacy of an ancient cataclysm wraps its claws around her fate... and her past. She soon realises that this is not the beginning, nor anywhere near the end. A titanic war spanning thousands of years unfolds around her, one that could yet cost the lives of everyone on Eeres.

Legacy is character-driven epic fantasy action forged in an exciting and intricate plot that reaches deep into the Resonance world's history. Sword and sorcery battles, magnificent flying ships, city sieges, gigantic metal fortresses and ancient secrets fuel the war on all sides, past and present. First in a series of four books by Hugo Jackson
Jackson.Hugo  Books  ToAdd  Fantasy  Anthropomorphic  Animals  YoungAdult 
january 2016 by FanficAuthors
The Velvetskynn™ Rabbit - Anonymous - Sex Toys (Anthropomorphic), Velveteen Rabbit - Margery Williams [Archive of Our Own]
A brief chronicle of one simple rabbit vibrator and his quest to provide the very best orgasms to his owner. A Velveteen Rabbit pastiche.
anthropomorphic  velveteenrabbit  humor  toys  yuletide2013  length-short 
december 2013 by ratcreature
Curtains Are Monogamous - sheldrake - Original Work, Furniture - Fandom [Archive of Our Own]
The hilarious and sweet love story of a pair of curtains.
We are in love!! I knew it. The bookcase said I was being stupid, but I didn't listen to him. That bookcase thinks he knows everything.

But we are in love. She said so! It makes me want to do a little happy face, like this -- :)

I can't though, because I'm a curtain. :(

Back later!!
sheldrake  anthropomorphic  humour  crack 
october 2013 by greedy_dancer

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